Dear Fanfiction Writers

by SideshowJazz1

The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!

84. MK's Letter

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Why are you guys not giving me kudos for my actions? I mean, it's not like I care, but it's a little disappointing that I actually had a strategy and yet you guys ignore me because I got kicked out early. And if you're still wondering, Julia was still wrong about what I saw on the tapes. When I filed everything, I deleted all the videos where people were using the outhouse and not the confessional. The second I saw that they weren't there to talk, I deleted it before I could see anything. Because I am not into that.

And speaking of filing everything, how come no one gave me kudos for that? Bowie wouldn't have found half the information he got in time if I hadn't found it first! I mean, I wish I'd had the chance to use it before I left, but seriously, it ended up being a team effort. It's a shame the phone was disconnected after I went home, because I know from watching the show that there was a lot I could have used. Oh well, there's always next season. I need to be careful and I definitely should keep my mouth shut next time, but if I can get to confessionals without anyone being suspicious, I can win this thing.

Watch your possessions,

MK