Titans: Elemental

Chapter 101: Employee of the Month, Part 2

We see the exterior of Mega Meaty Meat, its sign mooing loudly. Inside, Changeling is at the counter, the other Titans are seated in front of him, and the mascot is at one end. The human steak has put on a cowboy hat in addition to his bow tie.

Vic, "let's see. I'll have eight Number Threes, five Number Twos, two Number Ones…. And a diet soda."

Changeling, "actually, we don't have soda, only meat."

Bryan, "seriously? Not even water?"

Vic, "okay. Then make it a cup of meat juice."

Rose, "seriously?"

Starfire, "please. Specifically, what variety of meat is it that you serve?"

Changeling, "um…. Bob says that's a trade secret."

Kom', "that ain't ominous at all…."

Raven, "are you the only one who works here?"

Changeling, "Bob says that's a trade secret, too."

Jack, "this is raising all sorts of red flags."

Dick, "so where is this Bob, anyway?"

Changeling, "in the back."

Dick, "yeah. I'm glad you found a way to make some extra money, Changeling…. But don't you think this place seems a little…. Weird?"

Changeling pulls out a French-fry box filled with meat sticks.

Changeling, "dude, they have fries made out of meat. Yes, this place is weird, and I hate it! But I'm not leaving 'till I earn that moped."

Kom', "and considering how unstable all those other jobs were…."

The scrape of trays against the counter draws his attention; we see the wall slot, where four loaded ones have just emerged. Once each customer has been served, we see Raven and pull back as she speaks. The mascot is standing right next to her, waving his arms.

Raven, "okay. I can't eat until that thing stops looking at me."

Mascot, "It's meat-tastic!"

Bryan shoots a laser through the ceiling. This quickly scares off the mascot.

Vic wolfs down his food in one bite, "mmmm! This really is meat-tastic!"

Kom' pushed her food away and said, "nope."

Dick eyes his lunch warily, looking as if he has just been stricken with stomach cramps, and is saved from having to eat when his communicator sounds off. Out it comes for a quick look.

Dick, "trouble! The UFO is back!"

All run out, Changeling climbs over the counter.

Changeling, "let's go!"

Raven stops at the door, as does he.

Raven, "uh, won't you get fired?"

Vic leans back in.

Vic says with his mouth full, "it's cool, Changeling. We'll handle it."

He and Raven clear out. We see the suddenly dejected team member, he waves sadly; it closes to hide him from view.

Changeling turns, but is shocked to see Kom' still sitting at the table.

Changeling, "uh, shouldn't you be with the others?"

Kom', "Jack said he thought this place seemed a little too suspicious. I mean, it just showed up out of nowhere at the same time as the UFO? The one stealing cows? A restaurant that serves only meat? So I agreed to stick behind in case this place is truly up to something."

Changeling shrugged as he slumped back to the counter.

….

In the streets of Jump City, the flying saucer that turned up earlier on races along with enough speed to make the pavement shake. Dick is first to pursue, jumping the N-Cycle up a hill; he has again donned his glider cape and helmet.

Dick, "okay, Titans. Just like we planned."

Raven and Starfire pull up behind him with Jack on a slab of Earth with Rose and Bryan with him on it.

Jack, "go!"

They zoom ahead, while Vic throws himself off a rooftop and hurtles toward the passing craft. The drop leaves him far behind it, but the girls catch him, one arm apiece, and haul the grinning big man down the block. Inside a building stairwell; one door opens and the N-Cycle barrels through and begins to climb, tires screaming on every step. Outside again; the saucer flashes along a street, but Dick crashes out through an upper-story window and bounces off the upper fuselage to put it in a tailspin. As it blunders around, Raven and Starfire throw Vic on board; he bashes at it a bit as they make a new pass and fire their respective shots. Those underside emitters pop out and open up on the pair, forcing them to curve wide as the chase reaches open air again.

The free movement lasts only a second or two before the fracas dives in between the buildings of another street. Vic is about to punch farther into the saucer's skin, but a sideways flip slams him into a building and throws him off. It swings low to the ground, just staying ahead of a starbolt and fireball barrage.

Bryan, "better late than never to try this new gadget!"

Bryan pressed a button on his arm that showed a prototype jetpack built into his armor! Bryan jumps and starts flying alongside his brother and girlfriend.

Dick guns his engine to catch up. He steers straight for the bridge over Jump City Bay and begins to ride up its support cables. However, it is apparent that he has learned a thing or two about riding since the accident that left him with a broken arm when chasing Johnny Rancid.

The saucer veers all over the place, but Raven stops it in its tracks by manifesting her "soul-self"; it turns tail and runs from the screeching bird apparition. Now Dick jumps his chopper high off a column and sails over the fleeing UFO. In the middle of a 360-degree flip, he scales a disc at it and scores a direct hit that freezes the whole thing solid. Jack fires a volley of ice that helps freeze the UFO. Dick rides neatly down the cable, but the alien ship has a much rougher trip, bouncing off buildings and finally skidding hard along the street. It is brought to a very sudden stop by Vic, who rushes up and shatters the ice with a single punch.

We see just inside a break in the fuselage as he rips it open, cannon set to blast. Jack, Bryan, Rose, Dick, Raven, and Starfire arrive.

Vic, "okay! Whatever you are, come out with your hands or tentacles up…. Huh?"

Confused, he powers down. We once again see outside the craft; he breaks the fissure wider and finds himself eye to eye with a cow. None of the others can believe their eyes, and the same disbelief is written in his own as he backs up.

Raven, "so…. We're being invaded by cows?"

Starfire, "use caution, please. The cow people of Garlon Prime are most formidable."

Rose, "at times like this, I can't tell if you're making up these species or not…."

Vic, "no. This is just a plain old Earth cow."

It is hooked up to a large piece of equipment. The view changes to show its skeleton and highlight various parts of the rig.

Vic, "and it's not the pilot. It's the power supply!"

Vic and Jack free it.

Dick, "but if the cow's not controlling the ship, who is?"

A blast cuts off his cogitations and throws him and the others back. The downed saucer is out of commission, but two others fly in to take its place. One of them was the shooter, or perhaps it was a member of the squadron that comes up over the buildings.

Vic, "I guess we're gonna find out the hard way!"

More shots send them all diving for cover.

….

We see the exterior of Mega Meaty Meat, which visibly shakes due to the ruckus that can be heard inside. We then see a huge crowd of very angry customers, followed by Changeling trying to keep it all under control at the cash register. Kom' sits nearby.

Changeling, "okay, uh…. That's three Number Ones and a Number Two…. No, you said you wanted a Number Three."

Skinny customer, "could I please have some nuggets?"

Changeling, "for the last time, we DON'T HAVE NUGGETS! Uh, Bob? Any chance you want to help me out here?"

Bob, "that's great, Billy. I'll be in the back."

Before Changeling can fulfill every disgruntled worker's fantasy by cussing out the boss, Bob is on his way to the back room. Said worker manages only a frustrated cry.

Changeling, "but…. No!"

Kom', "worst boss ever…."

An order slides out from the wall slot and is promptly seized by the green one-man wait staff.

Changeling, "uh, you'll have to wait your turn", he throws sandwiches everywhere, "I'm going as fast as I can!"

They are caught in hands and mouths, and in short order he has gotten rid of the entire armload. He voices a panicked scream; a moment later, he is at the wall slot.

Changeling, "uh, Bob? Hehe. We need some eat-may for the ustomer-cays. Uh, hello? Anyone? I have a little problem out here."

Kom' raised an eyebrow.

We see two fists slamming to the counter, then look up to show them belonging to the fat customer from earlier.

Fat customer, "I want my Meaty Meat!"

Kom' fired a starbolt into the air!

That shut everyone up.

Kom', "EVERYONE SHUT UP, OR THE NEXT STAR BOLT GOES WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE!"

The whole place grew quiet.

Changeling, "um, I'll be in the back."

As if trying to outrun an atomic bomb, he dashes across the floor and through the door that leads to the refrigerated back room.

Kom' wanted to see just what the heck was in the back and raced after her teammate.

Once inside, both stop short after a step or two and eye the enormous frozen meat slabs with great trepidation. Changeling's ears droop and a shivery moan escapes his lips before he moves on ahead with Kom' by his side.

Changeling, "it's for the moped, it's for the moped, it's for the moped, it's for the moped…."

Not fully paying attention to where they are going, Changeling runs into a side of beef and stumbles back. It sounds a little more wooden than it really ought to, though.

Changeling, "huh?"

Kom', "what the…."

The thing pivots 180 degrees on its meathook and exposes a monitor built into its rear surface. We look along the length of this walk-in freezer as the others do likewise, after which Changeling and Kom' look off in another direction. Here, a light flicks on to show a cow hooked up to a system just like the one inside the downed flying saucer. More lights expose row upon row of cubicles built into the walls of a huge circular chamber; each is just big enough to hold one bovine and its powertrain.

Changeling, "hey, this isn't a restaurant, it's a…. It's a…. What is this place?"

Kom', "it looks like a laboratory."

"It is the mother ship, green human worker."

Changeling, "so this is where all the UFOs are coming from!"

Kom', "why are you here? And what are you doing to all these cows?"

We see just behind them. Before Changeling stands a huge steel tank with many hoses and connections running from it: the Creator's housing.

"In exchange for providing us power for our technology…."

The oscilloscope seen from before is built into this tank.

"... we have replaced them in your food chain with a nutritious, meat-free substitute."

Changeling, "wait. You mean Meaty Meat is actually tofu?"

Kom', "that makes it even grosser…."

"Not tofu. Newfu. Tofu comes from your planet's soybeans. Newfu comes from me."

Back to the befuddled green human worker and Tamaranean woman. The entire place shakes in the grip of a sudden tremor; we see the massive tank trembling and emitting clouds of steam that cover the floor. Locking pins are released, a hatch opens, a hose blows out, and Kom' and Changeling sweat bullets at the sight of it all. The next one to pop sends them running in order to keep from being crushed or burned to death by the steam. Piece by piece, the entire assembly collapses into the blinding clouds that wash over the Titans. As the haze clears, they look up in shock at a group of three upright storage tanks; one small, two large, with open fronts, hooked to it. We look at the small one, whose opaque cover slides down to reveal what looks like a block of tofu with a grinning face. Sitting in a bubbling liquid, this is the Source; the heart of the Creator assembly. However, its voice is no longer menacing and distorted, but high and quite silly.

The Source, "I am the Source!"

It strains and scrunches its face up; bulges form in the hoses running to the large tanks and start to flow. Utterly horrified, the Titans watch those bulges gurgle their way to the top and drop in as slimy blobs of Newfu that pile up.

Changeling, "okay. Gross."

Kom', "I think I'm gonna hurl."

The mess elongates vertically and forms into a copy of Bob; now we know what happened to the one that took himself apart to make sandwiches, and where his replacement came from.

Bob, "no, Tommy and Maxine, it's delicious. And you really shouldn't be in the back."

Grinning dementedly, he closes in on them.

The newly formed Bob rushes up and takes a few swings that hit nothing, then decks Changeling a good one. Standing up as a very large and very angry bear, the young hero repays the blow with interest, one clawed swipe that drops Bob to the floor, where he liquefies back into a puddle of Newfu. Changeling resumes human form and panics, having ditched his apron and cap.

Changeling, "Bob? Oh, man, I'm so gonna get fired!"

Kom', "I think that's the least of our worries right now!"

The Source, "no matter. There are plenty more where he came from."

A bit of straining produces another Bob clone within seconds.

Bob, "hey! Nice shot there, Randy."

Kom' shoots a starbolt that blows the clone apart.

Another Bob is made.

Bob, "good form, Trixie!"

Changeling, "so let me get this straight. You've come from outer space to steal our cows and replace them with Newfu?"

Kom', "that's not so bad…. Weird, but not bad."

The Source, "yes, green human and Tamaranean. And when we leave, we will blow up your planet."

Kom', "and there it is…."

We see a large spherical device suspended from the ceiling of this chamber-the device that will make it happen. The Source's mad cackling floats up from floor level.

Changeling, "what?! Why? What have we ever done to you?"

The Source, "it is our way. We are Newfu."

Many Bobs slide in to block the way.

Bobs, "say goodbye, Tammy and Josh."

Changeling, "dude, that's a girl name!"

Kom', "and do I look like a man to you?!"

Within the space of two steps, Changeling has transformed into a rhinoceros and started a charge as Kom' starts firing starbolts. The sheer tonnage sends Bobs flying everywhere; two hit the wall, one back first, one face first. The second of these melts down for a moment and reconstitutes himself to show his grinning face and shining glasses. Now all those horn-rimmed lenses glow with that same infernal light as Changeling resumes human form. More Bobs step in to cut off the pair's retreat; Changeling becomes a roaring gorilla and gets both massive fists into play, bashing clones every which way as Kom' is shooting various starbolt every which way. A huge leap carries Changeling toward a Bob who doesn't even budge at the oncoming beatdown. The impact smashes this one into goo, but many others hurl themselves onto the giant green ape and Tamaranean and melt down, trapping all but their heads within a mound of Newfu. Changeling resumes human form.

Changeling, "you won't get away with this!"

The Source, "oh, but we will. My collector ships are dealing with your friends. Your magnificent cows are mine, this ship is fueled, and once we leave orbit…."

A Bob pops up, "kaboom!"

….

We see the exterior of Mega Meaty Meat; now it is nighttime. The building just behind it slides down, retracting into the ground and exposing the mother ship concealed behind the facade. Total pandemonium is heard from within the restaurant, and a crowd of terrified customers pours out the door.

….

Back to the bogged-down Titans, still struggling to pull out of the mess. They disappear entirely into it and, as the grinning Bobs watch, bursts out as an elephant with Kom' riding on his back.

Kom', "high ho, Peanut!"

It takes Changeling no time to get his trunk working and make short work of the enemies, and he then runs to the Source as himself. The white slab gasps as both gloved hands wrap around the tank's glass surface.

The Source, "what are you doing?"

It is picked up.

Changeling, "I'm guessing your ship won't leave without you!"

Kom', "so we'll have the advantage!"

The two turn to make their escape, but the Bobs are back on their feet and squarely in their way. One giant leap carries them overhead; Changeling turns into a falcon on the way up and takes wing, clutching the stolen container in his talons as Kom' follows behind. They burst out from the back room with Changeling in human form, they vault over the counter, and beat feet for the door. After they have passed, though, there is a screech of boot soles against the tiles and Changeling backs up to stare bewildered at the Tidwell 3000 on display. Its glistening contours are practically begging to be taken for a ride, and Changeling grins widely at the thought as hearts pop in his eyes.

Kom', "go ahead, Changeling. You've definitely earned it!"

….

We see just outside the closed door of Mega Meaty Meat, which flies open as the moped goes sailing out of it. Changeling has one foot perched on the seat, the other on the floorboard, one hand on the throttle, and the Source under his other arm. He has also put on red goggles, a helmet marked with the Titans' insignia, and a long white scarf whose ends trail behind him. Kom' is flying right beside him.

Changeling's jump brings him down in the street, "yee-ha! This is so cool!"

Kom' laughed in excitement!

The Source, "foolish human and Tamaranean! I've created enough Newfu for an army of the Bobs! You will never get away! Your city is doomed! YOUR PLANET IS DOOMED!"

Kom', "oh please, we've dealt with far- WORSE!"

The Titans look ahead and let's go high, panicked screams. Down the way, blocking the street from sidewalk to sidewalk, is the aforementioned army, and they are bearing down on them. A tearing dry skid brings Changeling to a sideways stop just short of the first rank. Despite all that has happened in the past two minutes, they are all still smiling genially.

Bob, "hiya, Donny and Jenny. Say, be a sport and hand over our Supreme Creator, would you?"

Kom', "nope!"

"Donny and Jenny" peel out instead, just in time to stay out of reach of the Bobs who try to tackle them. Off they go, reaching a drawbridge that crosses a canal, but suddenly, they stop, finding another contingent of clones here as well. Tense silence.

Bobs, "all we want is the Source, Andy and Betty, and your cows."

Kom', "and to blow up our planet!"

They are at opposite ends.

Changeling, "not gonna happen."

He guns the engine, pops a wheelie, and points his wheels directly at the Bobs. Kom' flies like a bullet after him.

The Source, "insolent human and Tamaranean! Your futile charge will end in defeat!"

Changeling, "oh, yeah? You forget, we're riding on a Tidwell 3000. And it has a turbo!"

His thumb comes down on the control, igniting a pair of afterburners that generate a surge of nearly uncontrollable acceleration. The change in speed flips the front wheel up and sends Changeling and the Source over the Bobs' heads, with Kom' flying right behind him; an ecstatic whoop from the former, terrified screaming from the Source, a yell of excitement from Kom', and they have made a clean getaway.

….

We see the living room of the tower as they come roaring in. The moped skids to a stop by itself next to the couch, and Changeling, having jumped off, touches down near the kitchen. The Source starts to berate him with enough force that he has to hold the container at arm's length.

The Source, "you will suffer for your impudence, green human! I am the Source! Fared across three galaxies! DESTROYER OF-"

Kom' opens the fridge as Changeling shoves him in. The closing of the door cuts off the words; the pair sigh wearily and crumple to the floor from the stress of this insane part-time employment. A second later, Changeling shakes off his motoring accessories.

Changeling, "okay. Think, Changeling, think."

He soon gives that up in favor of a frustrated little whine and hair-pull.

Kom' opened the fridge and said, "we've got questions, and you better give us answers you little cube of crap! How do we free the cows, stop the Bobs, and shut down the Destruct-o-Tron?"

The Source laughs, long and contemptuously.

The Source, "foolish Tamaranean and green human! I will never tell! And when my ship fails to launch as planned, it will detonate automatically!"

We see the Titans' supremely annoyed faces. Suddenly, Changeling hauls the Source out of the fridge.

We see it being set down on a plate and out of its container. The clinking of silverware is heard.

The Source, "submit to my greatness, and I might just spare you pathetic, uh…."

It is on the kitchen table, and around it a lit candelabra, folded napkin, glass of orange juice, and a vase with a flower in it. Changeling has just prepared a place setting for himself.

The Source, "... what, what is this?"

A fork stabs into the table; we see the vegetarian seated here.

Changeling, "lunch."

The Source screams and shivers.

Changeling, "and I just happen to be in the mood for a nutritious meat-free substitute."

Kom' leans against the kitchen counter, smirking up a storm at this turn of events.

The Source, "really? Ahem…. Y…. You're just trying to scare me!"

Changeling leans closer, "am I? Say hello to my good friend, barbecue sauce!"

He holds up a bottle on the end of this and proceeds to slather its contents all over the intergalactic holy terror, which coughs and splutters angrily before losing its nerve.

The Source, "STOP! The secret is water! Newfu reverts to its normal state in the presence of water! Please don't eat me!"

Kom', "that's more like it."

She grabs some soy sauce and hands it to Changeling.

Changeling, "now let's talk cows."

….

We look along the rooftops of Jump City, then see Changeling on his new motorized steed with Kom' flying after him. Changeling has again donned his helmet, goggles, and scarf, and he skids to a stop as a Bob steps into view.

Bob, "well, hey there, Benji and Chelsea. Ready to face utter destruction?"

More join him; Changeling dismounts.

Changeling, "no."

The pair each pill out a Super Soaker.

Kom', "are you?"

They start pumping to work up a little pressure, but the Bobs just stand pat and the one who just spoke holds that contorted grin. Their eyes narrow and pop before they make their move, leveling their toys at the unearthly operatives as if they were AK-47's. We see the muzzles as they start to spew water, then we look to the Bobs, scattered up and down the block. The stream inundated every last one of them.

Bob, "ooh! That sure is wet."

Then, just as the Source claimed, they all turn back into blocks of Newfu and tumble to the pavement.

Changeling, "you know something, Bob? You're a lousy manager."

Kom', "seriously, even Mad Mod would make a better manager. You're lucky you didn't get any Karens at your restaurant.

Changeling's foot hits the floorboard, his finger finds the turbo button and the handlebars.

Changeling, "alright, C-Ped. Time to save the Earth."

Kom', "let's do it!"

They peel out in a cloud of burned-rubber fumes and zero in on Mega Meaty Meat, the green hero popping a wheelie as he crashes through the door. Kom' just walks in. Inside, among the thousands of cows in their wall cubicles, they stare up at the giant Destruct-o-Tron hanging from the ceiling and the jokester is frozen in his tracks. The thought of trying to take it down has absolutely floored him.

Changeling, "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…."

Kom', "you don't know how to shut it off, do you?"

Changeling, "maybe this can wait."

He starts to walk away.

Kom' follows him with a groan.

….

As the other Titans battle a fleet of the Source's ships, Changeling drives across with a herd of cows balanced on his head and returns without them. Kom' carries a few on her back as she flies. Another trip takes a few hundred more heads of cattle to safety. Now the two sail over a swarm of Bobs and unload a pair of Super Soakers in all directions.

We see the front wheel touching down; Changeling slams on the brakes, and he leaps to the pavement. Kom' lands next to him as the myriad of Bobs floating behind them change back into Newfu slabs.

….

Back to Mega Meaty Meat, crashing through the door again, and Changeling whimpers a bit during his deceleration inside.

Changeling, "okay. You can do this."

Kom' slowly counts down on her fingers.

Changeling, "although there are a few more cows to save…."

Kom' rolled her eyes.

….

Changeling lays rubber out of there. Now he is riding atop a herd and trying his best to steer them away from the battle zone.

Kom' pushed some cows along.

They roll to a stop in the street, Changeling whirls off the moped, and mows down a phalanx of charging Bobs with his Super Soaker. Kom' does the same as she flies alongside him. They become slabs of meat-free substitute, they finally run out of water.

….

We see Kom' and Changeling in the cows' chamber and staring up at the one thing left to be taken care of. Changeling takes a deep breath to calm his nerves.

Changeling, "okay. Piece of cake, Changeling. You deal with high-tech stuff all the time."

Kom' groaned, "we're doomed…."

Changeling sniffs back a little phlegm that has dripped from his nose, revs the engine, and goes full throttle across the chamber. A savage backward flip launches him and the vehicle toward the gargantuan spherical machine; both slam into the side, the smoke clears to reveal him now inside. The impact has left a gaping hole in the steel skin, and his riding accessories are stacked neatly on the moped's seat. Set in the far wall is a large circuit-breaker switch in the ON position. He slides up to it, wraps five fingers around the handle, hauls with all his strength-and swings it down to OFF after a moment's strain.

….

We see outside the housing, it and the entire power system goes dead. Inside, Changeling has wrapped his arms around his head and is fully ready to get blown to the great Tower in the sky. When this fails to happen, he looks up.

Changeling, "huh?"

He lets off a visible sigh as Kom' floats over.

Kom', "well, at least Newfu tech ain't as explosion prone…."

….

Out in the street, their teammates are making a desperate stand against the airborne assailants and not doing too well at it. Dick has changed out of his glider cape and helmet. Shots rain down around the back-to-back group, and then all the saucers become Newfu chunks and tumble to the pavement, deactivated by the main power shutdown. The piled-up whitish cubes then turn into cows; the ones that had been commandeered to act as the ships' engines. We see the totally confused, surrounded group, pulling back.

Dick, "can this day get any weirder?"

One of the animals gives Raven a hearty lick, much to her disgust.

….

We see the Tower the next morning, then look into the living room. The cows are crowded into every square inch of space to the rear of the couch, and these Titans are in the midst of the herd. Changeling and Kom', on the couch with the television remote control in the former's hand, are well clear of the madness.

Raven, "I'd say it just did."

Rose, "let's hope we can return these cows as soon as possible."

Vic, "that's a whole lotta cows! Ooh, time to eat."

He slides toward the kitchen, Jack quickly following him.

Dick, "Changeling! Kom'! What's going on?"

Changeling, "dude! So it turns out that Meaty Meat is really space tofu that came here to steal cows and destroy the Earth. But Kom' and I kidnapped the alien leader, turned all the Bobs back into goo, and shut down the Destruct-o-Tron before the world could explode."

Kom', "it was actually quite easy. These Newfu guys are as dumb as a bag of rocks."

We see Changeling's beloved moped, idling by the couch and in very bad shape from its crash against the Destruct-o-Tron's housing.

Changeling, "and we did it all thanks to my awesome new moped!"

Beaming, he slides up and puts a hand on the front fender, and, as if taking a cue from the Bluesmobile in The Blues Brothers, it collapses once and for all into a steaming pile of worn-out parts. The proud owner lets off a strangled little yelp, his jaw working its way to the floor.

Bryan, "don't worry, buddy. Me and Victor can fix it up."

Changeling squeaked, "thank you."

Dick, "so, what happened to the alien leader?"

Kom', "oh, he's in the fridge."

"OW!"

Jack was grabbing Vic's ear and pulled him away from the fridge.

The Source's voice yelled, "FEAR ME, PUNY MORTALS!"

Jack quickly closed the fridge door.

Jack, "Victor just tried to eat the Newfu leader!"

Rose, "why? He doesn't even like tofu!"

Vic, "I was hungry!"

Kom', Raven and Starfire are about to throw up, Dick and Bryan gape openmouthed, and Changeling is ready to scream his head off.

Jack, "living tofu in our fridge…. We should be used to this weirdness by now…."

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Reviews:

raven 2012: thanks. Glad you did.

pokemonking0924: glad that you agreed and that you like how Jack and Kom' played a role in this one.

TheGoldenYoshichu: thanks. I thought it'd be fun to have Kom' and Changeling work together on this episode.

Dragonvanguard: thanks, it is pretty funny.

Canadude2029: yeah, it's a crazy episode.

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Such a hilarious episode.

I decided to keep the Source alive at the end. He'll pop up every now and then as a running gag….