On the planet Serenno, Asajj Ventress was outside Count Dooku's palace.
Ventress breathed in the fresh air of Serenno."Ahh, what a wonderful day. The sun is out, the water is shimmering in the rivers, birds are chirping. So peaceful." She said, smiling.
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Suddenly, Ventress then started building something very loudly.
In the palace, Dooku, who was reading a report, heard a loud sound outside. He looked out of his window and saw Ventress.
"Can we perhaps lower the volume, please? I can't read with all that racket going on!" Dooku said to his apprentice.
Ventress looked at the Count."Oh, sure thing, Master." Ventress said to him.
Dooku went back to reading the report.
"Okay." Ventress said. She looked at the stand she had been building. She tapped a nail lightly before she looked back at the palace. She did it again and looked at the palace.
Dooku was reading the report when he heard Ventress building the stand outside. Dooku looked out the window.
"I thought I...huh?" Dooku said when he saw a stand that said, "Lightsaber Lessons"."What is this?" Dooku asked his apprentice.
"I want to give lightsaber lessons to people." Ventress told him.
"You may have been trained by me, Asajj, but I doubt you can teach anyone lightsaber lessons." Dooku said to her.
General Grievous's Soulless one then landed near the palace."Hello there!" Grievous said.
"General Grievous!" Said Ventress.
Dooku sighed.
Grievous walked over to Ventress."Would you like to learn some lightsaber lessons, General?" Ventress asked him.
"How much to learn?" The general asked.
"Only one credit." She said.
"Sounds reasonable." Grievous then got close to her."Uh, I'm going to need to borrow a credit."
"Sure thing, General." Ventress gave him a credit.
"Ah, one credit." Grievous said, giving her the credit.
"Thank you." Ventress said to him, taking it.
Dooku sighed again."I miss Komari Vosa, Rael Aveross and Qui-Gon." He said, missing his former apprentices.
"Okay, Grievous, it's all in the technique." Ventress said, activating her lightsabers."First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double-take three times: one, two, three. Then, pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring-it-around-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that." Ventress said, doing some crazy, weird moves.
Grievous then started doing some crazy moves himself with his own lightsabers.
Dooku looked outside and saw this."What are they doing?" He said. Dook then left his palace and walked over to the Assasin and the General.
"What are you two doing?" The count asked them.
"Practicing using our lightsabers." Ventress told him.
"You are fools. This is how you use a lightsaber." Dooku said, activating his curved-hilt lightsaber and started doing some moves.
"Hey, Dooku, remember the technique." Ventress said as he did his moves."Dooku, technique! You do this, and this, step back-"
"Hey! Technique, Dooku!" Said Grievous.
"Spin around like thi—Like this... Look at me, over here, one... two... yeah, three..." Ventress counted.
"The pelvic woo!" Grievous said.
"Look, we're doing the technique! And don't for...don't forget the "Woooooo!" Dooku?"
"Listen to Ventress!" Said Grievous.
"Technique! Technique! Technique!" Ventress said.
"Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique! Tech-" Ventress and Grievous said in unison but stopped when Dooku looked at them.
"You're not doing the technique." Ventress said to the Count of Serenno.
"Technique." Said Grievous.
" Technique? Technique!? Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique!" Dooku said."First I do this, spin around. Stop. Double-take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Wehooooo! Wehoohoo! Oh, stop on your right foot, don't forget it. Then, bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that, a little of this, this, this, this, that, that, that, that. And that, that, that that that that! And then this!" Dooku said, doing what Ventress had been doing.
He then stopped.
"Is that how you do it?" Dooku asked.
The two nodded.
Dooku just frowned, annoyed with them. He then walked back into his castle.