Chapter: Surprising the Ladies Part 1

Kirby was chilling in the living room watching Tv, while the ladies were all upstairs getting ready. Kirby looked at the clock and realized they were in there for a long time. However the little guy wasn't about to make a big deal of this. Mostly because for some strange reason his inner thoughts were telling him never to rush a woman getting ready.

After a couple minutes the sound of footsteps were heard as the 5 ladies made their way downstairs wearing some rather provocative clothing. Wearing really tight crop tops that snugged their breasts and booty shorts that did little to hide their amazing thighs and curves. Kirby couldn't help but stare as their sexyness was on full display as his eyes sparkled with curiosity.

This caused a few reactions from the girls. Samus was flustered and shy at showing so much skin to Kirby. Jenny smirked as she liked that she caught the little squirts' attention. Rosalina and Diana giggled at how Kirby's eyes sparkled from seeing their bodies. Finally, Harley was filled to the brim with excitement as she was jumping up and down.

Harley: "Heyyyyyyy pinky we're ready for you!"

Kirby: *giggle* "I can see that so is it now kissing time?"

Harley: "Absolutely! Better pucker up kiddo. Mama is gonna show you the wonders of kissing."

As Harley licks her lips seductively. Kirby smiled, blushing bashfully as he then transformed into his human form. Harley squealed as she took Kirby's hand bringing him to the living room floor with the others in tow.

Harley: "Alright Kirby. Today is Kissing 101, us ladies are going to teach and test you on your proficiency in kissing but let's start with the basics ok."

Kirby: Yes ma'am!"

Harley: "Now then, kissing as you know is a way to show affection. Typically between friends, family, and most importantly couples. However there's several stages of kissing that have different meanings."

Kirby: "Different meanings?"

Harley: "Ah ah Ah. Experience will be teaching you Mr."

As Harley grabbed a case out of nowhere, opening it as there were various lipstick colors to choose from. Turning to her fellow ladies.

Harley: "Alrighty girls go ahead and pick from anyone you think will suit you."

As the ladies grab a thing of lipstick they find suitable to use. Samus chose a light blue color, Rosalina chose pink, Jenny chose purple, and Diana went with classic red. Harley decided to go with a dark color and picked black. As the ladies coated their lips, turning their attention back to their little hero.

Harley crawls over to Kirby slowly and seductively, how a cat stalks in prey. Kirby felt his face getting flustered, gazing at Harley's beauty which was emphasized even more with the black lipstick.

Harley: "Now then. Let's start off with a little kiss on the cheek."

Harley leans in and gives Kirby a peck on the cheek, leaving a black kiss mark. Kirby feels all warm and fuzzy inside causing him to giggle.

Diana: "He definitely likes kisses on the cheek that's on for sure."

Rosalina: *giggles* He is childlike in nature. That's how most kids respond to affection."

Jenny: "Scoot over Harley you others in line waiting."

Harley: "Geez party pooper alright, I'll move to the side."

One by one each other ladies planted a kiss on Kirby's face. Leaving Pink, Purple, Light Blue, and Red kiss marks. Kirby giggles echo through the house.

Kirby: "Kisses are awesome."

Harley: "That's just the first step of kisses. Now we are gonna get into more affectionate kisses pinky."

Diana: "Harleen."

Harley: "I know, I know princess I'm not gonna go overboard. Yeesh what are you my freakin mother."

Diana: "Don't make me embarrass you in front of Kirby, young lady."

Kirby: "Hey you two no arguing or no kisses for either of you." *pouts*

This immediately caused the two to stop their arguing, not wanting to miss out on kisses, causing the 3 other ladies to laugh. Harley regains her composure making her way in front of Kirby once more.

Harley: "My apologies pinky, now then as I said earlier we'll be doing more kissing this it'll be more affectionate than before. Ever seen couples kiss before?".

Kirby: "I've seen it in story books and movies involving humans."

Harley: "Good, makes things easier. Now then just follow Mama's lead okay?"

Kirby nods as Harley leans forward slowly giving him a slight kiss on the lips. Kirby responds in kind by slowly engaging into the kiss as well. Surprising the ladies at how quickly he caught on. The kiss lasted for about 10 seconds as Harley leaned back surprised as she saw a smiling Kirby. This caused the resident jester to blush and hide behind Diana as she was so flustered.

Kirby: "Wait what's wrong with Harley did I do something wrong?"

Diana laughed.

Diana: "No you didn't Kirby I think you simply surprised our resident jester with how proficient your kiss was."

Kirby: "Oh, well it doesn't seem that hard tbh. I'm just doing what feels natural in my heart."

Jenny: "Well then. Let's keep this going, I'm next."

Jenny makes her way towards Kirby, the tall green woman towering over him.

Kirby: "So how's the weather up there?" *smiles*

Jenny: *snorts* "Cute, now pucker up little man."

As the two lean into a kiss, Jenny is surprised at how good of a kisser Kirby is on her first attempt. After a couple seconds the two break their kiss. With Kirby smiling at Jenny and the latter feeling her heartbeat race faster. Quickly moving out of the way, with her hands on her face blushing.

Samus: "What in the world is going on is Kirby that good of a kisser?"

With her curiosity peaking Samus makes her way over to her long time friend. Kirby smiles seeing his long friend. As the two leaned closer as their lips made contact with each other. Samus felt her entire world turn upside down in a split moment when Kirby kissed her.

Samus: "This….feeling…it's Kirby's love."

Samus could feel every bit of Kirby's happiness, passion, his joy, and ultimately the love he has for each of the girls. However, instead of pulling back Samus accepted the love of the kiss deepening it between the two.

Her fellow ladies looked on in awe. Not expecting the bounty Hunter to be the first to go all in with a kiss. Kirby wrapped his arms around Samus waist while the bounty Hunter ran her hands through his fluffy pink hair.

Rosalina *blushes* "Oh my!"

Diana: "Wow, didn't think she had it in her like that."

Jenny: "Trust me, that's all Kirby right there. Oh my gosh I can't believe that little squirt got me flustered."

As the two break the kiss, looking each other in the eyes. Kirby smiled as Samus gave a little smirk of her own.

Samus: "You naughty little boy you knew what to do the entire time."

Kirby: "Maaaaaaybe. Besides, we got all day to continue, ladies.

Kirby comes out the gate swinging, surprising the ladies with his rather proficient kissing abilities. What else does our little hero have in store for the ladies? Tune in next chapter to find out on Kirby's Spoiled Adventure.