Top Ten Dumbest Ways/ Stupidest Injuries to End Up in the Infirmary For
a/n: Ok, so a little more than ten, but I had a few ideas I really wanted to include! They are honorable mentions how about that?
12. Tripping while fleeing some random enemy (be it unhappy natives, Genii, or Wraith what have you) falling down and twisting your ankle.
11. Running into a shielded Jumper only to be chucked back into the air several feet landing in a rather undignified heap
10. Getting Shot in the Butt with an Arrow (Classic!)
9. Getting Hit by a Wraith Stunner and Being Granted Instant Membership to the 'Pins and Needles Club'
8. Insisting on taking a straight line to get back to the village thus tramping through the Pegasus Galaxy's Worst Version of Poison Ivy that lay hiding along your 'path'
7. Getting a splinter in your finger a la Rodney from the woods from anon backwater planet number 99
6. Taking part in the local village harvest ceremony and contracting food poisoning
5. Walking in the halls working on your data pad and while not paying attention proceed to fall headfirst down the stairs (I could see this so happening to Rodney)
4. Fall and Hit your Head on a Rock Thus knocking yourself Out (Hee hee Ford)
3. Getting into a fight over the last cup of coffee, punching a guy, and breaking your hand on his nose. (Yep, Rodney could do this too/ would also be funny if Radek did it)
2. Touching Random Alien Device and having the whole thing blow up in your face and your ears to turn purple only to discover why it was on the shelf that said 'Do Not Touch' in little ancient writing afterwards in the first place.
1. Turning into a bug, being bitten by a bug. Basically anything involving said bug is going to be suck (Lit and Fig)
a/n: Oh, and thank you all for the lovely reviews (I really wasn't expecting any). This really is just a result of me not wanting to do my homework and writing down the random thought I have. Like now, I so should be doing my lit paper but I'm not. Thanks everyone!