Author's note: Ok, now I am caught up. Here's today's list:
Top Ten Things Newbies Have to Go Through
10. Realization that you aren't in Kansas anymore Dorothy
9. Having to be a lab rat for the scientist in the 'touch this' ancient device of the day (That is if you are lucky enough to have the ancient gene)
8. Contestant on McKay and Zelenka's 'Prime or Not Prime' Game
7. Meeting the life sucking aliens of the galaxy for the first time (they suck lit and fig) (I know I read this somewhere so whose ever this is sorry I kinda ripped it off of you. If you claim it I'll acknowledge it in my next list)
6. Initiation of the nerds of the city (no hot water for a week)
5. Witnessing an epic McKay and Sheppard battle of wits and insults for the first time (Fun stuff)
4. First accident/ injury and meeting with Carson in the infirmary afterwards (Make metal note to talk to vets and ask about Shep's 101 ways to sneak outta the infirmary)
3. McKay's spiel on the Pegasus Galaxy for Dummies (um boring but required)
2. Sheppard's survival course on the mainland (Required for all personal even scientists hee hee)
1. Training with Ronon (Be prepared to get the crap beat outta you)