Oh, oh.
Cersei remained in the bar after her brothers and her father left.
Oh, oh.
And Jon Snow walked in.
Whatcha doin' in this place?
"What is Cersei Lannister doing in a dive bar?"
Well, I could probably ask you the same thing.
"I could ask the same of you, Jon Snow."
Another round girl, whatcha think?
Jon sat down next to Cersei, and she didn't object.
If you're buying, well, you know I'll drink.
"Bourbon for this young man, and wine for me."
So make it seven on seven.
"I'm paying for this round, Mrs. Baratheon."
Do you want it on the rocks?
"That is Miss Lannister to you, Jon Snow."
A double shot of heaven.
Jon Snow had to admit, Cersei Lannister was beautiful.
Spilling' off the top.
And Cersei could also say that Jon Snow was handsome.
And we'll go shot for shot for shot 'til we forgot what we came here to forget.
They both had one goal that night.
Ain't a clock, a tick, a tock that's gonna stop a night we won't regret.
CEesei came to the bar to talk to Jaime.
So put your drink down, throw your camera up, flip it around, and snap a payback picture.
But after what she witnessed from him,
I'll send it to my ex, I'll send it to my ex, and send 'em both a text,
She NEEDED to get blackout drunk.
Sayin' we ain't going home alone tonight.
And if she was only going to spend the night talking to Jon Snow,
Girl, you ain't gotta, I ain't gotta go home alone tonight.
Neither one would go home alone, she would make sure of that.
Slow country from a cover band,
She ended up dragging Jon to the dance floor,
I got you covered if you don't know how to dance
But he didn't mind.
But if you want we could grab a cab.
He was a better dancer than she thought.
Girl, we got all night, I've got a bottomless tab,
He paid for each round of drinks.
So let's go...
But she had to figure out how to repay him.
Shot for shot for shot 'til we forgot what we came here to forget.
Jaime was no longer on Cersei's mind,
Ain't a clock, a tick, a tock that's gonna stop a night we won't regret.
And Ygritte was no longer on Jon's mind.
So put your drink down, throw your camera up, flip it around, and snap a payback picture.
One moment, Cersei whirled Jon around to face the camera on her phone.
I'll send it to my ex, I'll send it to my ex, and send 'em both a text,
She sent the picture to Jaime.
Sayin' we ain't going home alone tonight.
And he sent the picture to Ygritte.
Girl, you ain't gotta, I ain't gotta go home alone tonight.
Ygritte replied back with, 'How dare you?!'. Jaime said, 'Have fun.'.
It feels too good to let it end right here (I ain't going home alone home tonight).
When the bartender yelled last call,
So let's not let it end, let it end right here (girl, you're going home with me tonight).
Cersei and Jon were the only ones left in the bar.
So let's go shot for shot for shot 'til we forgot what we came here to forget.
Jon paid for the last round and left a tip for the bartender.
Ain't a clock, a tick, a tock that's gonna stop a night we won't regret.
Cersei practically dragged him into the backseat of her car.
So put your drink down, throw your camera up, flip it around, and snap a payback picture.
She pulled Jon's pants down, and he didn't even try to stop her.
I'll send it to my ex, I'll send it to my ex, and send 'em both a text.
He did the same with her, and she had the same reaction.
Sayin' we ain't going home alone tonight.
Once they were done in her car, Jon drove his car to Cersei's house, where they continued,
Girl, you ain't gotta, I ain't gotta go home alone tonight.
Well into the next day.
Well, I ain't going home alone tonight.
They didn't mind the age gap.
Girl, you ain't gotta, I ain't gotta go home alone tonight.
Three months later,
Baby, don't let me go home alone.
Cersei was looking at a positive pregnancy test.
Home alone tonight.