Today is Thursday March 8, 2007 and here is the list of the day:
Top Ten Things I Learned from Rodney McKay:
10. Never back a brilliant scientist into a corner
9. Just say no to wraith enzymes
8. Coffee and power bars happiness
7. Getting shot in the butt with an arrow is a real pain in the ass literally and figuratively
6. Even geniuses screw up some times they just do it on a much grander scale than normal people (cough 5/6 of a solar system cough blown to bits no big deal right?)
5. People really need to keep their secret underground bunkers locked; it would save so much conflict and trouble (What secret underground bunker? Never heard of it)
4. Don't let people find out your first name if it's embarrassing because you will be mocked (Meredith McKay, your name is Meredith?)
3. Voodoo is not a real science, only witch doctors practice it (Hey Carson…what are you doing with that big pointy needle? Hey I was just kidding, well not really but, ahhh!!! Runs away in top gear fleeing the Scottish doc.)
2. I, Dr Rodney McKay, know almost everything about anything, I am basically invaluable everywhere!
1. Despite being a genius, flying in a straight line is harder than it looks.
a/n: Sorry that's the best I can come up with right now. I have a huge ap us history test to study for which I technically should be doing now, but I wanted to try and keep to my schedule! Thanks for all of the lovely reviews they really keep my going, although I would probably subject you to all of this until people started to write how much they suck, only then would i quit. Although if i ran out of ideas that would be not so great either, oh well!