Top Ten Things I Learned from John Sheppard
15. Getting as far away from a nuclear explosion as possible is a good thing.
14. Wraith are life sucking aliens that equal bad bad news. However clowns on the other hand, redefine evil. (shudders)
13. MALP on a stick: To make- duct tape one video camera to a long stick and boom you're done.
12. Being shot at is NOT a good way to make new friends.
11. If your condition has someone close to you speechless, that's pretty much dead man talk.
10. Plan to schedule your vacation days when the most powerful storm in thirty years is supposed to hit your city.
9. Dead people are usually a dead give away to the fact that something is up.
8. Be careful where you sit down.
7. When plan A doesn't work, proceed with plan B. If that fails continue down the alphabet until you get a winner.
6. When life gives you lemons, threaten Rodney with them to get things done, or to just bug the crap outta him. (Then share this with whoever comes to visit).
5. Brisk means far, and walk really means run
4. Prisons may be built to keep people in, but hell they haven't stopped me yet!
3. You know you're doing a good job when you can be identified as the dot that's getting rid of the other dots in a fight.
2. Convicts are the BEST at tying people up.
1. Everything is a shortcut in John Sheppard's world. (A straight line works best.)
a/n: I actually made this massive list as a response to another story someone did that was similar so this is my take on it. I might make a part 2 for both Rodney and John that has more. Maybe if I get creative I'll include some other people and what I learned from them as well. Okies, well thanks for the lovely reviews you are all too sweet!