A/N: Ok here is today's list. It is Sunday March 11, 2007 and I have wanted to post this list for a while, but I thought it was kinda lame because it's just quotes, but they really really make me laugh. I am working on some other lists with more substance but I was gone all Sat at a track meet so I am playing catch-up with my homework and am swamped now so I don't have as much time to put into this. Yep, that's my rant and on with my list!

TOP TEN (cough) TWENTY-FIVE QUOTES FROM SGA

25. This is why parents get someone else to teach their kids how to drive. I am both insulted and touched by that.

24. Look, what you people do with your C-4 is none of our business. We just need food. As far as your little secret down here goes, well... uh... McKay: We say, "What giant underground bunker?"

23. You know if people could just learn to keep their secret underground hatches locked...

22. You you lemon!

21. Not everyone, although I will confess to the occasional half hour of Jeopardy. Jeopardy? It's the name of the show: "Jeopardy". Sounds dangerous.Double jeopardy, that's twice as dangerous.

20. "Have you seen a guy around? He looks like you, but he's got messy hair. I think I lost him somewhere. And a pretty girl and a caveman."

19. "Better to have you on the outside in case something goes wrong." "It won't! How many times do I have to say this?" "Rodney. Between the two of you, if something were to go wrong, which would be the greater loss?" "Well, I've never thought of it that way but she's right. You should go."

18. "Get as far away from the nuclear explosion as possible? That's good advice Rodney."

17. "These things happen once every 20 years? How far in advance can we book days off?"

16. after injecting himself with Wraith enzyme and beating up two guards And that's what happens when you back a brilliant scientist into a corner!

15. The Wraith? Naah. Now clowns - that's another story. Scare the crap out of me.

14. This is what I do when I have problems with my laptop, I turn it off and then I... turn it on again. I think this is a little bit more complicated than that. I'm just saying that if we're taking a page from the John Sheppard book of computer repair, we're really desperate.

13. referring to Wraith bite So, how am I doing? not getting a response Anything that's got you speechless has me worried. You're going to be fine. Well, that's "dead man" talk. "You're going to be fine"? "Beckett'll figure this out"? You really suck at the whole "bedside manner" thing. I know. I'm sorry. But I appreciate the effort.

12. How's it coming, Rodney? Slower than I expected, but faster than humanly possible.

11. It's a brisk walk away. And by "brisk" you mean "far"? nods And by "walk" I mean "run".

10. I'm picking up a strange reading from right over there. Define strange. pause You don't know what strange means?

9. Life is not fair, just fairer than death. Oliver North? No, The Princess Bride. Good Movie

8. Operation: THIS WILL MOST LIKELY END BADLY is a go!

7.Not to mention a really nice DeLorean. Don't even get me started on that movie. Hey I like that movie!

6. He fainted. Oh there's gotta be a better word. Faint is a proper medical term. I passed out from... manly hunger!

5. You have no idea which way to go, do you? Just trying to get my bearings. Translation: "I'm lost. "

4. Yeah. She's married, and she's my sister. I'm just saying hi. Yeah. No, I know exactly what you're doing. I've seen that look before ... Kirk-

3. Yeah, well, prisons are like that. Never stopped me before. How long you been down here? Many years. How many is many? Five? Ten? It no longer matters. That many, huh?

2. It's a city, not a yo-yo!

1. They were very clear which route to take. I prefer a straight line... Yes, of course, cause everything's a short cut in Sheppard's world.

Yep, this show has such great dialogue! Sorry but I didn't put in who said it, you can figure it out for yourselves! Oh and hopefully you all have seen these eps, I don't think there is anything from the second half of season three.