a/n: OKIES BONUS CHAPTER FOR MONDAY March 12, 2007. HERE IS THE REST OF THE LIST I CAME UP WITH A WHILE AGO FOR WHAT I LEARNED FROM EVERYONE'S FAVORITE ATLANTIS COLONEL. HEE HEE I HOPE THEY'RE NOT TOO BAD!

Bonus chapter: Top 25 Things I Learned from John Sheppard Part II

25. To join MENSA or not to join MENSA that is the question!

24. Be careful when agreeing to let an alien consciousness take over you body to say goodbye to their 'husband/wife' they might really just be mortal enemies bent on killing each other.

23. A little kirking goes a long way.

22. Attacking the Asurians first is like poking a sleeping dragon in the eye, they will retaliate, hard.

21. Be careful what games you play, especially those where you pretend to be an oracle and tell people how to live etc.

20. When wondering how something a large as say, Atlantis, could just sink, know that the passengers aboard the Titanic were probably asking themselves the same question.

19. Adding in little movie references is always a good thing.

18. It's a teenage thing. Pimples, rebellion, life sucking all apply to a wraith adolescent.

17. Wraith hive queens suck in so many ways.

16. Some wraith can be surprisingly hard to kill, however with some a bullet will do.

15. Be careful who you make friends with.

14. Football is the cornerstone of western civilization.

13. The entire Atlantis expedition is the biggest metaphor for a Hail Mary ever.

12. Be careful when trying to break a stick over your leg, it doesn't work if it's too big.

11. Being naturally lazy is ok.

10. Being a hopeless romantic is ok too.

9. Parents should always get someone else to teach their kids how to drive.

8. Turkey sandwiches are the ideal meal.

7. It's ok to name things and come up with your own words. (Ex: the Orion, Puddlejumper, and ancienty)

6. Keeping count of how many wraith you kill is relative. (I got six, I mean nine.)

5. Pegasus whales one big headache

4. Don't leave you enemies out there to come back and try and feed you to a wraith or kill you off with mutant giant bugs.

3. Beware the simple Amish like farmers.

2. Watch out for who you wake up. Not everyone is a morning person (Or even a person cough Wraith!)

1. Play nice with the other members of the galaxy now ya hear?

Sorry quite a few of these relate to the second half of season three. Hopefully it didn't ruin things for too many people! If you are desperate like me to see it there's always Youtube. (What six freaking months without it? Sorry I needed to know! It was there so I took advantage of things, but I am so watching it in HD when is airs!!!!!!!)