Author's Note: Okies here is the list for today: Tuesday March 13, 2007. I have had several requests for me to do more people so here you go! Oh, and thanks a million for all of the lovely reviews. I am so flattered that you all have taken the time to leave a line or two to say that you like this really rather random fic, so thanks. I am sorry I can't get back to all of you individually but I just don't have that much free time. I am getting rather busy with track and add homework to that makes it a little hard. Okies I am done now, on with the list!

Top Ten Things I Learned from Teyla:

10. One sounds so much cooler when they do not use contractions and vary their sentence structure!

9. The "darkness" is afraid of fire!

8. Meditation is very very important!

7. Negotiation skills come in handy (trading, striking a deal)

6. Don't mess with those who know how to stick fight!

5. Beware the hot and deadly female alien leaders.

4. Learn the art of the mediator. Sometimes one has to be the mom and discipline the boys who argue too much! (ahem John and Rodney)

3. Don't piss off proud alien leaders and accuse them of being a spy. They will be forced to take matters into their own hands. (Bates this means you—you got off lightly!)

2. Two words- 'wraith gene' (who needs spidey sense?)

1. Sometimes looks can be deceiving. "Friends" aren't always really your "friends" (cough Genii cough)

a/n: Ok i just found out that they removed all of the SGA season three vids! man that sucks, sorry for getting anyone's hopes up like two chappies ago. Some nice person in Canada posted them like the day after they aired up there and i watched them. Ooop so i didn't realize they had been removed. Man that sucks! Ok, sorry again for any confusion and or hope raising that i caused- ahh don't hate me! Screwy scheduling that makes us all wait for more eps when some have seen all of them out there and others are seasons behind! Ugg its horrible i tell you, cruel and mean!