Hello and I'm back sorry for the short chapter but hey I like a teaser before the main story but anyway, if you got any ideas or something I could add then feel free to tell me.

Chapter 2 Lonely statue

Ok the purple one insulted me, cheers nerdy Bitch but weird me out about these girls if I could call them that is that they have fur that colour like rainbows and tails plus two of them have wings which freaks me out if they move or are they for show, anyway another two have horns which I swear to god they are headbands or I'm killing them when I get out of being stone.

How the fuck did I even end up as stone statue in a fucking display for six weird girls as a study project, I mean Bright light as Covies decide to bombard my team and I with plasma, speaking of my team that purple is saying my team betray me, ney bitch we die on a fucking battlefield, dumb purple nerdy horned horse fucking bitch… and I so wish they heard me…

Purple begin to speak as Rarity looks very out of place like an upper class bitch, Blue one seems to be punk of the group like I'm better than all you bitches, Orange one I think is farmer type, Pink one, I bet is the weirdly one since the Yellow one is the shy but I do wish they stop walking around me and stay in front of me where I can see them though my stone eyes helmet.

"Well I notice there is no tail on this guard which I'm guessing it is hidden under that amour but what is it holding in its hands, I mean I never seen anything like it before, what you think Rainbow?" Purple one asks due to her being out of view, unsure which one she speaking to but that was answer which miss bluey spoke.

"Why you asking me Twilight, I mean this guard don't even look that tough and beside I could kick his flank if I wanted to…" Blue one with Rainbow hair which should be a guess since she ID as Rainbow with rainbow in her hair but hey I got that insulting bitch name as Twilight and that was when the Orange one spoke.

"I rekey… ya will be the one on her flank and not the guard" which just cause her to huff and mutter something which I only picked up Whatever Applejack, which got me thinking that Orange one is Applejack which at this point I just really wat to roll my eyes and break out, kill them and get the fucking hell out of here which I'm betting I can't because I'm in hell.

"Don't be like that Rainbow dash, turn that frown upside down and smile, we are here to have fun" Pink one said while using her hands to make Rainbow smile which to me is like a fucking anime.

"Oh, stop it Pinkie, we are at the castle of the sisters in the Everfree forest, we need to be careful." Applejack said to the pink one which made me curse to myself since I was right about that one, well fuck anyhow I wonder what yellow one is called since we got the names of them and rough idea of what they like.

Beside what in hell is she speaking about Castle of the sisters, Huh…. I wonder if it was like one of those Striper places, I mean Castle of the Sisters sounds sexually, couple sisters inside a castle pole dancing or stripping or maybe all the girls inside acted like sisters to each other serving a young lucky prince which I say that got be one lucky bastard if that did happen.

Wish the yellow one speaks, so I can get her name and beside she looks so left out, wait why is there a bird landing on her shoulder well fuck she is a silent animal person… crazy psych killer alert, aww they leaving now, all six of them leaving me in my stony prison… and I thought we were having so much fun together even if I can't talk, move or jerk off… meh, need a good sense of humor in a moment like this or I go insane or have I already gone insane, ney… not yet I don't think or have I probably have and not admit to self since I die and woke up as a statue with weird people with animal parts like tails, horns, wings, ears on top of their heads and colour like 12th of July or a rainbow depends on who you ask.

I'm lonely and its getting dark, I hope those girls be back in morning or would they be class as women, look old enough but very young like… ah bullocks, they might as well be college students and I making them feel bully, well would be class as Bully if you never spoken to them or they never hear you to begin with… fuck… I really been in war for too long.

Well hope you guys enjoy it and anything that is a mess, let me know but remember this an AU, so I'm not making the characters 100% accurate but anyway as I said before make sure to review it and send your feedback or I turn you all to stone like the Corporal here.