a/n: Okies sorry but I was gone all weekend and was unable to post until now! I am really sorry, but I am making it up to you by posting what I would have posted had I been able to post Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Yep, I also want to thank everyone for the nice reviews. I can't believe I have gotten over 120! Wow, that is a first so thank you to everyone who left a line or two saying how much they are liking this fic! I am not even close to finishing so ha ha be ready for more!
List for Friday March 16, 2007
TOP TEN THINGS I LEARNED FROM CARSON
10. Being non military has its perks. Being military means you have to take orders. So beware the cheeky little buggers who let power go to their head! (Hee hee Ford)
9. It is cool to have a Scottish accent and vocabulary! 'Luv, lit'le buggers, o' bloody 'ell'
8. Not everyone can be saved, but one should NEVER give up!
7. Beware the man bearing gourds and herbs!
6. Practicing voodoo comes in handy no matter what certain scientists say!
5. Carefully consider what your lifestyle is like BEFORE getting a pet like turtles for instance! Do not leave them behind if say you plan on going to another galaxy!
4. Be careful what you create Dr. Frankenstein! (COUGH Hoffan serum COUGH retrovirus!)
3. There are three types of patients out there: Type A are those who follow your rules and do whatever you say to recover best. (Like Teyla for example). Type B consists of the whiners and drama queens who come to the infirmary on a gurney for a splinter. They are the loudest and more difficult patients. (Oh I don't know McKay ring a bell). Type C are the most difficult to deal with. They tend to get the grandest injuries and down play everything. They have a hero complex most times! (Cough cough Sheppard cough)
2. Do not under any circumstances make house calls!!!!!!!
1. Always have a stash of pointy needles ready! They are great for persuasion.