List for Saturday March 17, 2007

TOP TEN SIGNS A MISSION HAS GONE BADLY

10. Stepping through the gate and suddenly your gut starts to send of little red flags about the place!

9. Someone gets injured

8. Jumper is shot down for any number of reasons

7. Shifty natives that scream SUSPICIOUS

6. The Genii show up—Add 10 points if it's Kolya and Co.

5. Teyla's spidey sense alerts you to the fact that they wraith are nearby

4. Getting Stunned

3. Getting shot at

2. Gate fails to work properly (Imagine that?!)

1. Ending up in a cage or cell of some kind!