Dumbledore and Molly Weasley were looking adoringly at their man Arthur Weasley play with Ronald and Ginerva. Arthur was playing with a muggle artifact it was an american football. Dumbledore looked on confused when he saw Arthur spiral the football high in the air and it landed only a couple yards in front of him.

"Daddy try throwing the ball with more distance!" Ronald belched with a moth full of custard pie.

"I'm trying son but it's hard I really fucked up my back!" Arthur said sadly.

All of a sudden there was a loud crack.

"Dad Neville and Dean are here to play football! Ron howled.

"Oh Neville and Dean I know then cute kids, cute kids, but Molly though she is hot!" Arthur said rather randomly causing Ronald to scratch his head.

"Alright guys get ready!" Arthur yelled as he threw the football.

Once again Arthur spiraled the ball hundreds of feet in the air only to have it land a couple of feet in front of him.

"Here dada let me show you." Ron said as he threw the ball to Dean who caught the ball with one hand which really impressed and aroused Dumbeldore who was watching from the porch.

Dumbledore then catcalled out to Dean who then glared at Dumbledore who was stroking himself.

"You perverted old fuck!" Dean hissed as he apparated away as Dumbledore looked on sadly.

"Blimey sorry mate. " Ron said to Dumbeldore as he led his boyfriend Neville up to his room.

There was brief silence until Arthur spoke up:

"Hey any of you guys want my world famous Titi chicken?" Arthur asked excitedly.

"Huh repeat that?" Dumbledore said annoyed.

"Citi chicken, sorry its hard to speak after the ministry jarred my teeth out after all these years plus I have all these cancer soars!" Arthur expalined as Molly and Dumbeldore went to sit on the couch in living room.

20 minutes later:

Molly and Dumbeldore were peacefully enjoying the sounds of Ron and neville making loving to each other upstairs. They were both blissfully unaware that the floor boards were shaking.

For Albus Dumbledore he really really enjoyed hearing the 2 make love everyday. It really helped relieve stress of being a wanted fugitive and being so disfigured.

Dumbledore then lifted up his hockey mask and wiped a tear from his magical eyes

Meanwhile at the leaky cauldron.

Dean Thomas apparated to leaky cauldron and approached a hulking figure in a wrestling singlet.

"Well is my suspicion true!" the fugure asked.

"Yes bounty hunter Davis he is indeed at the burrow."

To be continued