A/N: Whew ok, here is today's update then! Wow, four in one go, I really should try to stick to schedule but it's not my fault I was gone and could post!! Ok, on with the list for today Monday March 19, 2007
TOP TEN WEIRDEST WORLDS
10. Spiky-hair world—apparently those with spiky hair were considered gods. John didn't hear the end of it from Rodney for a couple weeks after that! Something about having to be a Kirk on every planet they visited.
9. Magic Conch world—the people only listened to what it gave as its reply. They were told to not trade with the Atlanteans. Rodney threw a fit because it was only a stupid conch. That resulted in the natives getting really angry and chasing them back to the gate chucking coconuts at them.
8. Women World—Teyla was the only one treated with respect and Rodney was almost killed for insubordination because he talked too much. That one was interesting to get out of! Apparently men only existed to serve the whims of the women. Sheppard was the object of a large cat fight over him. (More kirking comments from Rodney followed this one)
7. Iratus Worshipper World—Yeah this one was just creepy in so many ways!
6. Nude World—SGA 4 had an interesting time explaining that when they got back without any clothes. (Apparently they were burned by the natives who frowned upon them. let's just say the Atlanteans didn't put them on their most favorite trading planets list)
5. Pink and Fuzzy things world—Ahh scarred for life!
4. Bald world—Hmm who got to the gate faster? Ronon or John? Both wanted to protect and keep their lovely locks.
3. Musical world—everything was set to music and had dance routines. The team discovered that Ronon and Rodney should NEVER sing again. They couldn't hold a tune to save their lives.
2. Clown world—it's a circus out there! John ran back to the gate really really really fast!
1. Lemon world—Rodney went into shock on this one!