Top Ten Things They Want to Tell the IOA
Author's Note: I'm BACK…….Well, after the departure of Elizabeth I felt the show shifted a bit. I lost my will to keep up the lists. But, since we only have TEN more episodes left, EVER, of the show I felt it was time to revisit it. Hee hee (evil grins) so beware I might still have a few ideas up my sleeves. This particular one comes from a suggestion from forever ago. Big thanks to Sparkyshimmer2010 for the tip. I thought it merited a list indeed.
Top Ten (Or So) Things They Want to Tell the IOA
15. LALALALALA Not listening. (Runs away singing, with fingers in their ears).
14. Let me introduce you to this thing called a PERSONALITY. It's a novel idea.
13. Somebody certainly woke up on the wrong side of the bed and has their panties in a twist.
12. "You're FIRED" ala Donald Trump
11. No. Just No.
10. Bring back Sam. NOW!
9. Back off you overbearing, meddling, and indecisive control freaks!
8. You are completely and utterly wrong.
7. Yo' Mamma. (In any language)...
6. Do you own any other clothes besides suits?
5. DIE!
4. Grow a backbone already and then we'll talk.
3. I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts; here they are standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as you HEAD!
2. What manual? Seriously, when did you say not to do that?
1. Rules we don't need no stinkin' rules!
0. Just out of curiosity, who hired you again? Not like I want to go hit them or anything.
--TBC--
Mwahahahahahahahha!