Double Top Ten--Plus Five--Scenarios and their Respective Disney Music Compliments aka Playlist of a Five Year Old:

Author's Note: I think I broke TWO rules of fan-fiction in this chapter. It's a list AND a song-fic of sorts…..Oh well! Don't ask what this spawned from. I really don't have a good answer what so ever!

25. The Expedition stepping through the gate the first time: "A Whole New World"………"A thousand things to see/I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far, I can't go back to where I used to be…"

24. Teyla showing the team her world for the first time as she attempts to explain some of the customary Pegasus ways of life and reactions. Cue background music: "Colors of the Wind" (Come ON I can SO see her singing that! It'd be pretty too!)

23. John from Antarctic reject to Atlantis' Military Commander hee hee: "Zero to Hero" (Not that he was ever a zero, but some people didn't like him…)

22. Sparky growing slowly, but at first only the others realize something is going on. It takes the two in question a while, but neither truly admit it, but there is no disputing what exists! Cue Sparky theme music: "Something There that wasn't there before"

21. It takes a special person to survive as a Runner for any length of time. Outlasting the wraith, hopping for world to world, living off the barest supplies, and never staying in one place for too long; cue Ronon's theme music for those seven years of running: "Go the Distance" ………"I will find my way, I can go the distance…."

20. John teaching Rodney to pilot a jumper and all of the hard work finally pays off. Not that McKay can fly in a straight line, but cue background music: "You Can Fly! You Can Fly!"

19. Kolya planning for his attack on the Genii government. Just imagine him in his lair, preparing his faithful for his upcoming Coup on Cowen. Cue ominous theme music (Of course Ladon steals his thunder): "Be Prepared!"……………."Prepare for the Coup of the century/king undisputed, respected, saluted, seen for the wonder I am!..."

18. After the Genii reveal their true colors, and betray them ANOTHER time, the team start to pick up on a little pattern. Cue the background music: "It's a Small World after all"

17. Beneath all of the snide comments, the jabs at each other, the sarcasm, the practical jokes, and banter lies a strong friendship between Rodney and John. Cue their theme music: "Friend Like Me"

16. John and Elizabeth on their balcony, at any time, cue THEIR theme music: "Can you feel the love tonight?"

15. Sometimes Rodney finds himself stuck in the wilderness with only Ronon to protect him. Ronon, of course, after all his years as a runner, knows a thing or two about surviving with little or nothing. Cue the background music as he educates his teammate: "The Bare Necessities"

14. During the height of the fight against Peg. Replicators, Oberoth seemed to have an extremely strong desire to wipe out and control all the human populations, not to mention Atlantis. Cue this theme music (so appropriate too…): "Mine, Mine, Mine"

13. The Wraith seem to adore their Hive Queens and apparently have trouble functioning without them. They will even die for their Queen, who they feel must rule them. Cue their hive queen theme music: "A Girl Worth Fighting For"….."I want her paler than the moon, with eyes that shine like stars….."

12. The gang chillin' together! Be they kicking back or kicking butt, but doing SOMETHING together as a family, not worried too much at all. Cue this scenario's music: "Hakuna Matata"

11. The always oily and soothsaying Lucius anytime he attempts to worm his way into something—especially when he has his precious herb! Cue his theme music: "Trust in Me"

10. While on Michael's ship, Teyla slowly wins Kanaan back over to the "good" side as she reminds him who he is. It takes some time, but finally Kanaan is mostly back in his right state of mind. Cue theme music: "Beauty and the Beast"

9. Simply to lighten the dark mood of Search and Rescue, as Rodney, heroically delivers Torren, the smooth tones of this song plays as McKay holds up the babe, "Circle of Life"

8. The final moments of Ghost in the Machine as John realizes that "Fran" really contains the mind and heart of Elizabeth. The two locks eyes and share one final moment before Elizabeth leads the other replicators through the gate. In this final goodbye hopefully not the background music quietly filters in, growing louder: "You'll Be in My Heart"

7. During the lovely Quarantine, Ronon and Keller had some nice "alone-time." After the failed "Jaws" break-out scheme, they sit side by side in the infirmary. Cue the background music: "Kiss the Girl"

6. Sometime during Rodney's stint in the back of a sinking jumper, the head injury completely got to him and he started to see brightly colored fish and musically inclined creatures who serenaded him with a version of: "Under the Sea"

5. Even though Rodney considers Carson to be one of his best friends, that small fact doesn't stop the astrophysicist from teasing the MD about his "voodoo skills." He also refers to Carson's extra –strength pain drugs as "the good stuff," that only is administered after a serious patching up. Cue Carson's theme while is heavy duty "Doctor-Mode" as he works his "magic" in the infirmary: "Bibbidi-Bobbibi-Boo"

4. At any given offworld mission where the team is required to sit down to another Harvest ceremony, on another back-water planet. The table is set with local faire, the villagers are opening up after some glasses of local moonshine, and the team is coaxed to take part in their meal. Cue background music: "Be Our Guest"

3. It's common knowledge just how strongly Kavanaugh dislikes the leadership of others. and, everyone certainly recognizes the power trip he is on. Cue HIS theme music: "Oh, I just can't WAIT to be king." (Why, oh WHY didn't Weir make him governor of his own little deserted planet back in Season one?)

2. Striving to maintain productive 'gate operations, Chuck plays the role of supreme technician in the control room. He runs diagnostics, mans the shield, and maintains normal 'gate functions. He's the Walter of Atlantis, only better! Cue his theme music: "Whistle While you work!"

1. Commonly, the duty of training new recruits fell upon Ronon's capable shoulders as he took it upon himself to "educate" new soldiers to some of the basic Pegasus galaxy peculiarities. Knowing they were more than competent by Earth standards, Ronon also wanted to make sure they would survive out in this galaxy. Cue music as the 'dreads and fists start flying: "I'll make a man out of you."………."Let's get down to business. To defeat the—insert enemy—did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met……"

A/N 2: For any of these you DON'T recognize, it is a good excuse to go revisit some classic Disney tunes :D

Tsk Tsk, shame on you though!