Original Prompt: One of Shay's oldest friends is an angry lesbian that Hates Severide

"Come on, Shay, please?"

"No. I'm not talking about it anymore."

You watch from the kitchen, a casual and amused bystander, as Severide begs Shay to change her mind for the umpteenth time today.

She'd told you last week that an old friend of hers from high school was coming to town for a visit and would be staying in Otis' vacated room and after she confirmed that no, they had not dated and that she was like a sister more than anything else you'd allowed yourself to be excited to meet her. Knowing Severide didn't want her around was just icing on the cake; the two of you get along fine for the most part, but there's just something about seeing him so incredibly uncomfortable that puts a smile on your face.

"Leslie," he pleads, and you can tell by the look on your girlfriend's face it's still not working. "Come on. She hates me. Why does she have to stay here?"

"Because we have the room and I haven't seen her in over a year."

Shay walks towards you now, rolling her eyes when she hears Kelly hot on her heels.

"Rafferty, can you back me up here please?"

You're surprised he's bringing you into this but you know your answer instantly, "And take sides against my girlfriend? You gotta be kidding me."

Shay dons a smug grin as she leans into your side.

"Plus," you continue. "I'm actually looking forward to meeting Jill. She sounds awesome."

And truly she did. When Leslie first brought it up to Severide that Jill was coming to visit you hadn't understood why he'd reacted so severely, but a couple quick anecdotes later and you were more than ready to meet this woman yourself.

"Severide didn't know she was gay when he first met her," she'd told you. "He hit on her all night at this party and no matter how many times she said no he wouldn't back off. She ended up kneeing him right in the goods and they've hated each other ever since."

Now you're only a matter of minutes from seeing Jill and Kelly clash in person and you'd be lying if you said you weren't giddy.

"Kelly, she's staying here whether you like it or not and she's already in a cab from the airport," Shay states. "Suck it up."

The intercom buzzes as if on cue and you fight everything inside of you that wants to squeal at the theatrics you hope you're about to witness.

When the door finally opens and Jill steps inside she is the epitome of a boss ass bitch: raven black hair, piercing blue eyes, and eyebrows that tell you she'd happily kill anyone that got in her way. No wonder Kelly looks like he's about to shit his pants.

You watch from your perch in the kitchen as Shay and Jill hug it out, smiling when Jill catches your eye over Leslie's shoulder.

"Is that RiffRaff," she asks and you blush ten thousand shades of red.

"You told her about that?"

It was a silly thing really, a one off comment from Shay when you'd gotten partnered together for a shift a few months back. All she'd done was say "What up RiffRaff?" but your negative reaction to the name was all she needed to dub it your new official title. She deserves a little credit though, for making it her own personal nickname for you and not letting anyone else in on it's existence, but now it seems she's finally let it slip.

"Sorry," Shay offers with a halfhearted shrug.

"Don't worry," Jill assures you, walking over to give you a hug. "I'll only tease you about it while I'm in town. Oh, hey Severfuck."

It's only his name and it's already the greatest thing you've ever witnessed.

Kelly nods, "Jill."

She gives him a once over and grins before turning back to you. "Sever-ride-a-dick and I go way back."

"So I've heard."

There is an awkwardness in the apartment now, but it only lasts a moment until Shay pipes up again, "Uh, hey, why don't I show you your room."

She grabs Jill's bags and starts leading her through the apartment, but things get good again as they pass by Kelly. Jill stops in front of him and looks down, staring pointedly at his crotch before looking back up.

"How're the family jewels," she taunts, walking away with a laugh.

He clenches his jaw, "Fuck you, Jill."

"Never gonna happen," she replies and disappears into the spare room behind Shay.

Severide turns to you then, "Do you see what I have to put up with?"

"I like her," is all you say in return.

Shay reemerges a moment later, a mildly sympathetic look on her face.

"She's just getting it out of her system, Kelly," she offers, rubbing a hand on his shoulder. "She hasn't seen you in over a year either."

He just grunts and shakes his head.

"And you," she begins, leaving Severide to come wrap you up in her arms. "You she wants to take to brunch."

You laugh at that.

"Oh really?"

"Yep. She's just freshening up and then the three of us are going for mimosas."

You hear Kelly's mumbled "thank god" from the other side of the kitchen but ignore it in favor of planting a kiss on Shay's lips.

"You ladies ready," Jill calls as she reappears.

You both nod in affirmation, grabbing your jackets as you make for the door.

"We'll be back in a bit, Kelly," Shay says as you all make your exit. "Call if you need anything, yeah?"

He just nods.

You're not three steps out the door when suddenly Jill turns back, claiming she'd forgotten something, and throws the door open again.

"Kelly is a girl's name," she shouts, tugging the door closed again instantly.

You bite your lip to keep from laughing when you hear something smash inside.