Top Nineteen Quotes From Season 4 and 5:

19. Sheppard: You know Woolsey wants to send a M.A.L.P. ahead of every transit?
McKay: That's gonna get old fast.
Sheppard: That's what I said.

18. Sheppard: I'm going to recommend sending a science team back here to check it out.
McKay: I am a science team!

17. Keller: You can't just blast away at vital systems like that! What if you take out the life support system?
Ronon: Don't worry, the life support system is that tray. At least, I'm pretty sure it is.

16. Larrin: That's the problem. Does he look like a man who thinks he's going to die?
(Nevick looks at Sheppard in the cell, he is half-sitting, half-lying down and looking very bored as he taps his fingers)

15. Rodney: This is an Ancient facility. And Rodney McKay knows a thing or two about Ancient facilities.
Daniel: You know, it has been clinically proven that referring to yourself in the third person is a sign of mental instability, right?
Rodney: Mentally unstable like a fox.

14. Sheppard: Standard flyover in the Jumper, scan for lifesigns. Nothing.
McKay: You can't fly around for ten minutes and decide there's nothing here.
Sheppard: Yes I can.

13. McKay: You wanna unzip me?
Woolsey: I'll look for a can opener.

12. McKay: Whatever. All that I know is that every time I get taken captive, it's the Wraith. Just once, I would like to be taken prisoner by the sexy alien.

11. McKay: I think I got a little wetter than you did.
Sheppard: I don't know. I got a little damp dialing the DHD.

10. Ronon: You're not quitting on me are you?
Sheppard: No...Yeah well, I was thinking about it.
Ronon: That's not part of the deal.
Sheppard: You keep adding things to that deal of ours.

9. Teal'c: Excellent timing.
Ronon: Indeed.

8. Caldwell: You beamed a baby into storage?

7. After Teal'c uses Ronon's blast gun to kill the Wraith attacking him)
Teal'c: I would very much like to have a weapon such as this.
Ronon: Yeah? Get in line.

6. Ronon: He was fed on by the Wraith. That's not a good way to go.
Teal'c: Indeed.
Ronon: You say that a lot.
Teal'c: What?
Ronon: "Indeed".
Teal'c: Do I?
Ronon: Yeah.
Teal'c: I had not noticed.

5. Sheppard: How's Ronon?
Woolsey: He has a bruised larynx. Apparently he won't be able to speak for several days.
Sheppard: Wonder if anyone'll notice the difference?

4. Nancy: Well, I'm glad you noticed! It's too bad you didn't a little earlier, say when we were still together?! When I think back to all those times when you would just take that call and leave, no apologies, no explanations. For all I knew, you were half-way around the world flying secret missions into Somalia!
Sheppard: That's ridiculous! I've never been to Somalia.
Nancy: North Korea, then!
Sheppard: There's a big difference.
(Nancy gives Sheppard a look)

3. McKay: Look, my brain is not some new deck off the back of your house.
Sheppard: I'm not the one doing the surgery.
McKay: (to Keller) Yeah, and as my parting advice, you need to stop letting these guys talk you into doing stupid things!

2. Sheppard: (after being in a Jumper for days) Thank god! I almost shot myself with a stunner!
Ronon: I understand

1. Sheppard: Wow, new table huh?
Teyla: Woolsey brought it with him. He said he wanted a little piece of home.
Sheppard: 12 ft long mahogany conference table. Hmm.

--Author's Note: I know right? Super original? Quotes…. Well, I could care less because it's MY birthday and it's MY super special list. Making it was fun. So there! Chapter 40 is the "official" list…….19 quotes for 19 years!

Cheers--Lemons