From my demented AU in I Can Talk You Safely To The Ground.
Psh. I dunno. Made me lol.


.Cat. (Reno & Cait Sith, I suppose?)

Reno's list of names he suggested for Reeve's cat, before Reeve decided on "Cait Sith":

Cornpone.

Arthur Hubert George Wiltshire.

Otis Juandisimo Billy Stewart Francis Sniffles.

Robot.

Plantagenet.

Morrissey.

Mr. Pickles.

Pancake.

Rickets.

Scurvy.

Ketchup.

Flash Gordon.

The Kraken.

Snack Cake.

David Bowie.

Alarm Clock.

Prozac.

Walter Cronkat.

Archbishop Zombie.

Velcro.

Taxi Cat.

Tuna Fish.

MarshMilo.

Sammich.

Turbo Cat.