Top Ten Signs You're In a Hallucination
10. Only you can see the person with whom you are speaking to. Nobody else can.
9. You shoot people, and they keep running away.
8. There's no record of this hot chick that seems to have taken an interest into you. Anywhere.
7. Dead people re-appear mysteriously.
6. Mortal enemies suddenly stop acting like their normal selves and begin to spout off some random history of a race nobody's ever heard of.
5. *You* don't die; even though most people probably would've from, I don't know…blood loss or pain, a long time ago.
4. Your aim is spot on. Knives magically find their targets, bullets hit in the perfect spot, and enemies walk straight into your traps. *Yep, yep, yep*
3. Start to *really* question your sanity.
2. Lost body parts magically re-grow. Let's give the man a hand shall we? I believe a round of applause is in order right?
1. Get compliments from people who normally would NEVER give them. You're brilliant :D
a/n: "Nobody" knows where this list came from do they?