Top Ten Signs It's Going to Be a Bad Day

10. You break a shoelace. (It's a bad omen :D)

9. The community coffeemaker runs out after the person before you pours their cup.

8. Oversleep.

7. Your 'oh so hot' shower runs cold after two minutes.

6. All of your clothes are dirty, and the replacements are all the wrong sizes.

5. The transporters are down, so you have to walk EVERYWHERE.

4. Freak accident in the kitchens result in Eggo waffles for everyone. You HATE Eggo waffles.

3. Your laptop crashes, losing all of your work.

2. Stub your toe on the dresser as you stumble, and now curse, on your way to the bathroom.

1.5 Touch some alien device….and hope no weird side effects start popping up. Why do I feel itchy all of a sudden? Is it me, or is it getting hot in here?

1. Check the mission roster. Somehow, you're lucky enough to be scheduled to go off-world with SGA-1. –Better go dig out that rabbit's foot!