Sheppard's Top Ten Ways to Get Under an Enemy's Skin
Because seriously, the guy could practically write a book right?!?
10. Insult their plan. "You know that's never going to work because—insert reason here—so you might as well just give up."
9. Make fun of their name. It unsettles people.
8. Smart ass comments using movie references they won't get.
7. Laugh at them.
6. Egg them on.
5. Make light of the whole "doom and gloom" situation.
4. When actually fighting, toy with them a bit before deciding to up and finish it out.
3. Stay calm and collected, and mock them. "Seriously, does he look like a man who's about to die?"
2. Crack a funny, i.e. make a joke that plays on the flaws of the 'evil' plan.
1. Straight up defiance. Like when captured, try to escape once or twice—sooner or later it will pay off.
--Author's Note. Oh, since the 300th review is fast approaching, the winner of it gets to request a special list of their choice. It can be a character based list or theme based. You name it, and I'll create it. The list will be published as the totally awesome 50th chapter. Wow, two big milestones for this fic. Really, it's practically a fic about nothing. Do lists even qualify as "fic"? Oh well.—Cheers, Lemons!