Top Ten Ways Living in the Pegasus Galaxy Will *likely* Ruin Your Relationship:

13. She likes you simply because you are a God to her world. It doesn't matter that you only took on that role because you thought it was some version of an Ancient Simms. Still, anyone with a conscience will see that having someone faun over you isn't going to equal true love.

12. Only in Pegasus can AIs produce very convincing attractive woman hallucinations that really just want to manipulate you into saving their entire race of people. It's not real. Just keep telling yourself that. You can handle the rejection!---or---"It's not that I don't like you, but I'm not real in the first place."

11. Kirking around. Enough said right?

10. Your significant other could die: Exploding tumors, exploding gates, life-sucking aliens, life-sucking alien worshipers, crazy natives, creepy bugs, messed up hybrids (and or) mutants, revenge seeking enemies, malicious "darkness," Replicators bent on wiping out human life……

9. Very easily can your first kiss be through the body of one of the opposite sex. (Girl in guy's body. Kisses guy she likes. Equals, awkward for everyone else. Um Blackmail?)

8. Beware large Egos. They beg you to trust them, blow up five-sixth of a galaxy and a whole crapload of trust in the process. (Friendship)

7. Watch out for the natives with ulterior motives, and dark wraith-like obsessions. For example, while trapped together on a hive ship, she really is far more interested in the world you came from than your actual personality. Clowns and Starbucks anyone?

6. Stupid military rules that say leaders can't hook up. *WHAHHH SPARKY*

5. The object of your affections falls for the loud, egomaniacal, genius chief of science, instead of the traditional strong, warrior-like, Knight in Shinning Armor.

4. She likes you simply because you possess an ancient gene in large quantities. Yeah, that'll help form a long term 'ship.

3. After switching bodies with a thieving criminal, she *in your body* states that you can "do better." Seeds of doubt perhaps?

2. Your first and only kiss happens, bringing your relationship to a new level, when you both are taken over by crazy-black-box-aliens who then proceed to try and kill each other, while in your bodies.

1. Beware of medical quarantines that force you to spend hours with your significant other. Don't let the idea of impending doom and likely death kill off any sparks you may have.

--TBC—

Author's Note: This list was done on request for Eternal Destiny, who wanted a list dealing with relationships and problems. I hope this works :D

--Lemons--