Disclaimer.

iKoschei: Chemical has forced me to do the Disclaimer

ChemicalAngelx;Well actually no.I Want To Introduce iG.

iG:-Waves-

iTheta:iG...?

Anime-Rocks: Glomps iG

iDavid:Hang On A Minute? is this 'cause its emmas birthday today? That she gets her own imaginary?

ChemicalAngelx: Why yes, but she can always add her own imaginary.

iEnrique: -Walks Off sad-

Anime-Rocks: I love you as well, i just prefer iG.

iKaname: what does the G stand for?

ChemicalAngelx:Just 'cause i didn't create you doesn't mean you can't lose your nose in a pencil sharpening accident! So, Nose out.

iZero: So Seeing as its emmas birthday, this chapter is dedicated to her, and could be a bit crack!ficcy.

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Imaginaries:HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA!!

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Meanwhile In The TARDIS.

Jess and Emma wondered aimlessly around the console

"Whats the stack of newspapers about?" Emma asked, Breaking the silence.

"Haven't A Clue" Jess Answered dull-ly,"Hang on" She said as she walked over "Look at the date"

24th October, 2034

Is Torchwood To Blame?

Some astonishing rumors have been found which points to Torchwood being to blame for the cardiff murders, global warming, the telebubbies and even the rain in scotland!

Torchwood, an institue founded by Queen victoria, designed to help protect earth from alien threats may even be the cause of earths problems. Continued see page 3.

"What? that can't be right?" Emma exclamed, flicking through the newspaper, muttering the article titles as she read them "ASIMO saves doomed bus,Tony Blairs mysterious death, Cyclist sues clarkson, stock market for raisons soars, Arsenal bottom of the league, Ohh comics...Thats sad."

"What?" Jess asked interested.

"Snoopy meets a nasty man with a bolt gun...the ending is rather gory."

Light's P.O.V

I Moved from the position i was standing to a near shop door way, as 1) Not to be seen, 2)To hear the conversation better and 3) as to get a better view.

I Couldn't hear very well, the sound of the water running from a leaky drain pipe just over the alcove i was standing in and spashing continually in the floor

"But see, i've heard of so many plans" the brown haired man spoke now walking somewhat care-free in front of the troupe of wierd looking people, as though they were friends from way back. "The plans of kaljurdaxonVII, where the towns people, pretended to be mentalally ill when nobles passed through the town, so they would think that the king wasn't looking after his subjects.but, do you know the amazing thing, the different towns alot of them where miles, even hundreds of miles apart, and some spoke different languages, and all of the towns ruled by this one king, 50,000,000 people all accross the planet acting crazy for the noble men. Now that was a brilliant plan!...Well i say brilliant, i mean good...Well i say good, i mean not bad, but it was a brilliant not bad, don't you think?"The troupe seemed unimpressed"Just a bit? just a little...Anyway, but what has this got to do with earth? there must be other planets somewhere? where are you from, what planet?

"Earth" The Shortest of the group anounced.

"What?!" The Doctor Squeeked.

In The TARDIS

Suddenly the screen flickered in to life, making jess and emma squeek in surprise.

"So, What is your name?" The Doctor asked, Obvously playing for time.

"Tayimi" She Answered, carelessly."And my familiars"indicating to the troupe.

"So Tayimi, did you know that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover?"

"Yes"

"And, also that a telepath is a good person to have around?, because when Angel here had her bloodlust, you pretty much overloaded the part of her brain the deals with telepathy,causing it to shut down."The Doctor Babbled, doing his usual 90 mile an hour speech "but, that part of her brain is starting up again and for the last five minutes has been telling me everything. did you really think that no-one would try and stop you?, now last question, did you also know that time distortions and electricity pylons really dont work well together?" At that point, tayimi and her familiars turned to face the nearest pylon as it sparked and electicity jumped from cable to cable. Giving Zero, The Doctor and the now conscious Angel enough time to scramble into the TARDIS. Just before The Doctor shut the door, he beckoned Light, who was still standing in the doorway. The electricity lines exploded and cables came loose. Light Dashed toward the TARDIS, as the door slammed shut The Cables came tumbling to the earth.