Gir watched the earth grow farther and farther away, along with the armada surrounding it. "Awwww! look at the humans" Gir sniffed, "Hi humans!"

Zim looked down at the where the earth had been It had vanished all together, becuase of their ship going into hyper space. "Yes, finally all pathetic humans got what was coming for them." He thought a minute and suddenly grinned widely. "Especially Dib!" He smiled content with his work. "I wonder what Dib is doing right now."

...

Dub's hand's where placed on the controls of Tak's ship. "If only i could read the directions on this thing." He looked down to see the computer he used for Irken translations next to him. "wow! that was lucky.."

He picked up his computer plugging it in to the jack he usually plugged it in to. "Hmmm...laser firing button..not now...snack button...no...not hungy..here it is!" Dib pressed the button marked "Hyper space button" Suddenly the ship's back booster's wenrt on thrusting him against his seat.

Two seconds later the ship slowed down."Aproaching the planet of Irken Mechanical Storage Planet..." The computer's voice filled the ship. Dib nodded. "I could hide out here awhile..." He took a seat as the ship landed on the planet's surface. getting out his eyes widened. "This has to be a shipping planet!"

He got out stepping on a platform with one button on it's control panel. "I wonder what this does." He said aloud pressing it. The panel went up to a door sealed of by a metal gate. The gate opened as soon as he got off. Dib curiously walked inside. the door had a sign on it. it was Irken, and he couldn't read it without his translator so he just walked inside.

Dib's eyes narorowed. "These robots look like the one Zim has!" he looked at them...They looked malfunctional...Then again Zim's looked pretty malfunctional too.

He looked at his watch " Wait I have a translator in here too!" He put his watch up to the sign. It read:

Malfunctional SIR Unit

"That explains that" Dib said. He heard some one coming and ran behind a pillar. An Irken guard walked in with another Sir unit.

The Sir unit squirmed. "I would like to inform you that according to sir code 66795850 Sir unit's can speak freely when given the right conditions."

The guard rolled his eyes "Yeah whatever...your a malfunctioning robot, anfd the Tallest believe you should go here!" He tossed the Sir unit in with the others that where running around screaming and jumping...and doing other stuff. The Sir unit watched as the guard left the room. He walked over to where Dib was and narrrowed his eyes.

He spoke, "I see you are behind that pillar. Are you authorized to be here?"

Dib came out. "No not really. He studied the Sir over. "You don't look disfunctional like the other Sirs in the room...So why are you here?"

The Sir looked at him red eyes glaring. "I miscalculated and spoke out of turn. I was programmed to not say anything when they punish an Irken, but when one of the soldiers was being punished and it was for stupid reasons...I had to stop it."

Dib raised an eyebrow. "I think I know what your problem is. In some ways you where programmed with free will..."

The Sir put a metal hand to his mouth as if he was processsing thoughts. "What is your name? I see from your apearance staus you are not Irken... I believe you are from earth which was just currently invaded."

Dib nodded. "Yeah...I escaped. I'm Dib"

"I'm Sir unit 8202834634947393" The robot replied as the number seemd to go on forever.

Dib nodded "How about I call you...Giz?" Giz was the name of an old robot toy he had as a child.

The Sir unit put his hand to his head "Yes, sir!...I will be Giz now."

"Woah, my own robot!" Dib thought bewildered. "Now the question is, how to get out of here!"

...

Zim took foot on Irk. "Ah yes, home." He looked at Gir who had just hopped out beside him. An Irken guard came up to him.

"We have prepared a residence area for you to stay in"

Zim grinned. This was all he could ever hope for...possibly more. He headed over to follow the guard. they entered a large building With several doors down the hallway walls. The guard reached door number 56 and opened it. "This is your quarters for now, sir."

Zim walked inside. There was a communications panel on one wall. A snack maching lay on the other wall. He then noticed a TV. "What's that for?" Asked zim.

The guard shrugged pointing to gir. "He wanted to be able to watch Irken TV."

Gir ran over to the televison turning it on. "Awwwww...where's the angry monkey show?"

Zim walked up to Gir. "that'd a stupid earth show, Gir. Try watching something else."

A tear fell down Gir's cheek. "WHY! why did you have to go angry monkey!" He yelled. Then an commercial for the new flavor of Irken drinks came on. Gir looked at the screen. " I loves the little TV." He said focused on the screen.

Zim groaned. "Same old gir." He said. "Just how stupid can he get." He looked over at the guard.

The guard noticed he was still infront of the doorway. "err...sorry sir...I'll move!" he left shutting the door behind him.

Zim walked around. Everthing seemed to be perfectly in order. Suddenly a transmission came through. Zim went over pressing a button to let it into his house. The tallest showed up on his screen. Zim bowed. "Ah yes, my tallest. Any news on Earth?"

The Purple of the Tallest looked at Zim. "Actaully yes. All humans where evacuated. The planet has been decided to become an Irken testing facility. As you told us one time at earth some creatures are actually tall, like humans, but are not...smart."

The red Tallest interrupted the purple one. "We'd like to investigate on this speices that's tall like us...but not smart." The tallest looked at eachother. This was a wierd discovery for their kind. It had to have a reason to it...right?

The Purple Tallest broke the silence "Well that's about all...end transmission."

Zim walked over to gir who was still on the floor watching Tv. The only noises now where The Tv and girl's occasional bursts of laughter. Zim thought to himslef how he hed never been happier, and finally this was his oh so needed repsect.