Author's note: Thanks to all of the reveiws so far!
Diclaimer: I don't own Zim! Also Zim would look freaky in real life!
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Zom looked at his reflection. He had grown a considerable amount. This was good. The taller you are the more respected you are! He talked to his computer. "Computer what was my previous height? "
The computer paused " Three foot, eleven" It said answering. "Average height of a child human." ( i know thats not accurate in the real world. The child characters are so short in the cartoon though!)
Zim nodded "What is my current height?"
The computer set out a scan over Zim's body. "Pocsessing... your height now is...Four foot, eleven."
Zim grinned. "Height of the tallest?"
The computer scanned. "Five foot, three."
Zim looked disapointed. Irken growth spurts could be any amount of height change. For him it was one foot. "Six inches too short. " Zim hissed. Even though he took another look in the mirror.He looked about taller than the other invaders!
Zim walked out into the hall. He felt good about his new height. He went into the lobby of the Irken bulding. Invader Spleen was sitting there sipping soda.
Zim went over to the vening machine pulling out a spider leg and pressing afew buttons. A chewy snack fell to the bottom. Zim picked it up going over and sitting across from Invader Spleen.
Invader spleen raised an eye. "Zim you look...taller..."
Zim nodded. "I am taller, and oh so alive with meaning. " He grinned biting into his chewy snackish thing.
Spleen nodded "I see..."
Just then the Irken sun shined down upon the planet of Irk with The Irken solideir who delivered the univers it's Irken doom!
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Back in Zim's room a transmission came through. zim answered and the tallest appeared on the screen. "Zim?" They said in unison.
Zim nodded "Yes?"
The tallest looked at eachother. "you look taller zim..." said the Red.
"but not as tall as us." The purple added in. "How did you get so tall?"
"Gowthspurt" Zim said vaugley.
Red moaned."Oh. we just wanted to let you know we caught the espcaed earthling. He's being held in a highly secured area, seeing as he is smart enought to have escaped the first invasion. "
Zim nodded"He had it coming for him."
The purple added in. "Oh yeah and we destroyed that malfntioning unit. " He held up it's arm with wires sticking out of it. "He was disturbing..."
Zim did a mental note to himself that life ruled. "Invader zim signing off" He said saluting. This was the begging of something more than jsust the invasion of earth. Alot more. he need to find out what this more was.
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Author's note, : Next chapter is a time skip. 37 earth years later...