"Well..." Navi murmured softly....
Navi's POV
I pushed up on Sheik, trying to stop him from falling. Though, I heard the boys constant pleas for me to stop, I wouldn't. I was sent to protect this idiot, as the Deku Tree's dying wish, and I wasn't about to fail at the beginning of the journey! I fluttered my wings as hard as I could. It slowed him a bit, but not enough I suppose. I heard him scream, and I saw his head smash into a rock.
"Shit!" I hissed out, as he fell away from me. I dived after him as fast as I could, but it was just enough to catch up, nothing more. I stayed at the boys side, as he plummeted down, unconscious and currently unaware he was going to be being scraped off of the ground in a matter of hours.
Back to Current Time
"Don't talk about it like that!" Link whined. Navi rolled her eyes.
"Jeez, sorry," she muttered sarcastically, and continued with her story.
Navi's POV
I squinted as we neared the last dozen metres. This was it. I failed the Deku Tree.
"Tanner! Look! Get him!" I heard somebody shout. I looked around to see the brunette boys that had saved Link and Sheik. I saw a quick jumping movement, and Sheik was snatched up in the arms of one of the boys. Which ever boy it was, he gave me a wink, before he let himself fall to the ground. No, I could not tell them apart. How confusing! I fluttered to their side.
I was quite worn out. "Navi!" said the one who had Sheik in his arms, bridal-style. I had figured out by then that it was Tanner who saved Sheik.
Current Time
"What's bridal style mean?" Link asked Navi. Navi gave a loud groan. "Did Tanner and Sheik get married!? Without inviting me to their wedding!?" The fairy stared blankly at the boy.
"You know what. Never mind, let's just go into the dungeon," she murmured. Link shook his head hard.
"I wanna hear the rest," Link told her.
"Then shut the hell up," Navi hissed.
Navi's POV
I heaved a sigh of relief. Sheik would be fine, and he could save Hyrule. Thank the goddesses. "Hey..." Tanner said slowly. "Just what happened?" He turned to me, as I flew to the twins.
"Well... Link was being an idiot," I said.
Back to normal
"Hey!" Link whined. Navi shot a horrifying glare. "Sorry..." Link said quietly.
Navi's POV
"And he almost got hit by the goron rolling down the mountain. And then this idiot, saved him, and got hit," I finished. Eri and Tanner nodded together.
"Poor kid," murmured Tanner, heading back for Kakariko village, with Eri and I following close behind.
"Stupid kid," I murmured bitterly.
"He was just helping his friend," Eri told me. I murmured lightly, and rolled my eyes.
Back to Normal
"Then, we went back to Impa's house, and rested," Navi murmured. Link just sat there. "Say something!" the fairy snapped. Link jumped lightly.
"Oh... I'm sorry, I fell asleep," he said, chuckling. Navi stared at him in complete silence, for about five minutes. Then, she hit him in the back of the head.
"Owie!" Link sobbed. "I said I was sorry!" If you could see Navi's eyes, Link was sure you would have been able to see her roll her eyes. Did she have eyes? He decided to voice this question.
"Navi, do you have eyes?" asked the boy, puzzled. Navi hit him on the head again.
"Are you stupid!?" she shrieked. There was an obvious answer to that question, and 'No' was not it. "Of course I have eyes!" Link blinked.
"Oh," he said. "Where are they!?" Navi sighed, and fluttered through the entrance.
"Just... Let's go," sighed the fairy. "Wait..." She turned around, and looked at Link. "Where is your weapon?"
"Oh! I was just going to use my fists!" Link said, doing some sort of kung-fu move, which he had practiced. It was hardly impressive, it was like those kids, who try to copy Japanese fight scenes.
Navi started to laugh. Not just any laugh, a hysterical laugh. One of those laughs, that bring you to tears, and where you can't stop. Link blinked at her.
30 minutes later
Navi was still laughing, and it looked like there was no end to her fit of giggles. "Hahahahaha!" she cackled. But, suddenly she stopped. "No. Really, what're you going to use?"
"I was being serious..." Link said quietly. If you where to know where Navi's mouth was, it would have been hanging open.
She began to laugh again.
About and Hour later
"Jeez Navi, you sure can laugh!" Link said. "What do you want me to use?"
"Maybe, I can go get Sheik's sword?" Navi suggested.
"Yeah!!" Link yelled. "And I can swing it around! Whee! I get to play with a sword!" Navi looked at him, and ponder this. Link, plus a knife would most likely equal a decapitated Link.
Navi was obviously thinking this. "Sure! That would be a great idea! Just make sure that you actually hurt the monsters, and not yourself. Sheik might kill you for hurting his body."
"But if he killed me... Wouldn't he be hurting himself then?" Link asked. "Whoa! That would be freaky! He would be... Emo or something!" Navi sighed.
"I'll be back," she murmured, and flew away.
Two hours later...
"My goddesses Navi!" Link murmured. "You took long enough!" The fairy flew back with a sword. Link wasn't even sure how she was carrying it, it didn't look like she had arms.
"I swear, Sheik is rubbing off on you," Navi murmured, dropping the sword. "Sheik strongly protested against letting you use his sword. Said something about you hurting yourself. So, Eri lent us his. Sheik was pissed."
Link was puzzled. "Why would I hurt myself?" he asked.
About five hours earlier
"Well... I guess I should practice using these bomb flowers... I mean, I sure had a tough time using those ones to blow up the big boulder," Link murmured. He was standing at a bomb flower, debating on whether or not to practice.
Link picked it up, and tried to throw it. Instead, he set it at his feet. "Oopsies!" he shrieked, and began to run. Boom!
"Ow," Link hissed, hitting the ground after he was blown back from the explosion. "I really have to get used to explosives exploding..." He got back up.
To wrap that up, he pretty much blew himself up a few times. When I say a few, I really mean a lot.
Present Time
"Hmm... I dunno," Navi muttered sarcastically. "But, take it, we have to start." Link walked over to the sword, and picked it up. He started to swing it around.
"Fear Link!" he squealed happily, running into the dungeon.
"Oh great," Navi muttered. A shriek sounded from the inside of the dungeon, and it sounded much like a shriek from a little boy.
Later
It turned out, the shriek was from Link accidentally cutting himself in the arm. But, they were in a new room. Link heard slicing sounds and things quickly passing. He walked into the hallway.
"Link!" Navi shouted, but it was too late. Link was hit by a silver, spiked spiralling thing, into the nearest wall.
"Ouch," Link hissed, rushing back to Navi. "I didn't see that one coming!"
"Be careful!" Navi muttered.
"I know what'll kill them!" Link said, rushing into the hallway, and facing the silver spinning object as it started for him. "My sword will get it!" And he swung his sword. Surprisingly (not) it didn't help, and he was pushed into the wall again.
"Stupid!" Navi murmured, and Link ran back to her. "You just have to dodge past it." Link nodded.
Later
"Oh look Navi! I got a bomb bag!! And it's full of bombs!" Link squealed happily. "Now I don't have to use bomb flowers!"
"Greaaaat," Navi moaned. They had been at it for hours, but Link hadn't lost any energy it seemed. He had been stabbed, slammed into walls, cut(by himself), and sent into a burning pit of fire, but nothing. Still happy, and shockingly alive. Navi really wasn't sure how he made it out of that pit of lava. He was like a cockroach, she assumed. So hard to kill. That would become a problem when he pissed her off enough. A problem for her at least.
"Let's go Navi! I know we're almost at the exit!" Link said cheerfully.
Later
They were not almost at the exit. Link had gotten lost in the dungeon. All the monsters had been ganging up on his at once, and he had started to sob, and ran in random directions. Leading him into this room. There were three statues blocking a treasure chest.
"I just have to move them," Link said, sniffing. "And I can get treasure." He moved one, and it was heavy. "Now the next one..." He pulled that one. But, something different happened. The statue gave a grunt, and began jumping after Link. Link gave a shriek, and rushed for the door. Unfortunately, the door was barred.
"Naavviii!!!" Link cried, as the statue came for him.
"Trap it in the corner with the other statues! Those ones don't move!" Navi ordered. Link rushed to the other statues.
After much work, the monster was trapped in a corner between the other two. "Dear Din," Link huffed. He took a bomb from his bomb bag, and threw it at the monster. It exploded on it, and it died.
"It died!" Link cheered, and began to hop around. "It hopped like this-" he began hopping using both his feet around room, "-and it almost killed me! But I got it Navi!"
"Yes you did," Navi murmured. "Now get the treasure!"
"Treasure!" Link squealed, running at the chest.
Later
"I think this is the boss' layer," Link said, looking down at the hole he had just exploded in the ground. Navi hummed in agreement. "Should we go down now?"
"I'm not sure, you look pretty tired," Navi murmured. "You should rest."
"Good idea!" Link said. He stepped to the side, but ended up slipping down the hole. He landed on his stomach.
"Oops," he muttered, scrambling up. He looked to see a massive lizard, stepping toward him. As it's feet hit the ground, it shook the room. "Oh Nayru!" cried Link. The thing growled, and rolled into a ball. It began rolling toward Link. Link jumped out of the way, just in time, and followed the rolling creature, sobbing as he did.
It hit the wall, and turned around. Link gulped as it walked toward him. It began to take a breath in.
"Throw a bomb in his mouth!" Navi shrieked.
"Oh come on, it's no that stu-"Link started through tears.
"DO IT!" Navi yelled. Link took a bomb out, and chucked it at the monsters mouth. It swallowed.
"Wow!" Link said, suddenly not sad anymore. "Maybe it is that stupid!" The bomb exploded in the creatures stomach, an it fell to the ground.
"Slash it with your sword!" Navi said in a frenzy. Link ran toward it, and began to slash.
It took him two more rounds to finish it off, when it finally rolled into the pit of lava. Link jumped up happily. "We won Navi!" he said, giggling. The lava pool cooled, and a heart container was at the lizards head. He grabbed the heart container, and went toward the light.
"Navi," Link asked suddenly. "Am I dead!? I have to go into a light!! Did I actually die while fighting that monster!? OH NO!"
"No... You're alive," Navi muttered.
"Oh no! I can't believe I'm dead! What'll Sheik say!? I killed his body! He worked so hard to save me too! Oh Nayru! Why?!" Link sobbed.
"You're not dead, you're just stupid," Navi told Link bitterly.
"Oh!!! That's good!" Link said happily. Navi groaned and Link stepped into the light.
The light took him to the front of the cave, where Gorons dropped from absolutely nowhere. Draunia was one of them, and was in front of Link.
"Thank you!" he said. "Now, you may have this stone! It's proof you're a real man!" Navi tried to hold back chuckles. Draunia lifted his hands in the air, and a red shining stone appeared in his hands. Link took it from him, and cheered happily.
"Thank you, because of this, you will also be our brother!" Draunia said.
"Brother... Brother. Sheik is out brother," the other Gorons chanted. Link was tempted to say he wasn't Sheik, but didn't and began to run away, scared. The Gorons chased him down the mountain for a while, but he eventually got away.
They were in town now. "We should go see Sheik now! I want to tell him all about our adventure!" Link cheered, running for Impa's house.
Link swung the door open, and smiled large. "Sheeeik!" he squealed, running to his friends bedside.
"Navi!" Sheik snapped, sitting up. "Look at all the cuts and burns on his body! Or my body... Whatever!" He grabbed Link's arm, and looked all up it. The tights has been burned in many places, and there was sleek cuts surrounded by blood. He pushed the tights up on the one arm he held, and looked at it. "I told you the sword was bad idea!"
"I'm okay!" Link said cheerfully. "It hardly even hurts!!"
"Bull," Sheik murmured, pressing on one of Link's cuts. Link winced. "See! He's not okay!" Both Eri and Tanner were grinning.
"That's cute," Tanner commented. Link was confused, why was it cute that he was hurt? He looked to Sheik, and Sheik looked mad at them for some reason... He shrugged to himself.
"I'm okay, really," Link urged. "How're you?" Sheik squinted his eyes, but let go on Link's arm.
"Mending," Sheik murmured. "It's better. I'll be able to go by tomorrow."
"No you won't!" Eri snapped. "You're bones aren't completely healed! That would be dangerous." Sheik rolled his eyes.
"Sheik," Link murmured. "I'm sorry for not moving... Thank you so much for saving me..." Sheik looked up at Link, but shrugged.
"Whatever," he murmured bitterly. "I should have let you fall." Link frowned, and looked down at his feet.
"Now, now Sheik. We all know, except Link, you don't mean that!" Tanner said, smirking. Sheik shot a glare at him, just as Link lifted his head.
"Shut up!" Sheik snapped.
"Make me!" Tanner growled back.
"You want a piece of this pretty boy?" Sheik hissed, standing.
"Aww, you two, cut it out! You fight like an old married couple!" Eri laughed.
"Old married couple! I nearly forgot!" Link said suddenly. Everyone looked at him.
"Ohhhhhh no," Navi moaned.
"You guys got married and never told me!!!" Link said accusingly. "Navi told me!" Everyone switched their focus from Link to Navi.
"No, I never said anything like that!" said Navi defensively.
"Get her," Tanner said, looking to Sheik. The two tackled the small fairy.
Me: Well, there you have it. Chapter Eight. Again, I'm sorry it took so long! School's on and I have all of my difficult classes this semester. French, Math, Humanities(It's like Enlgish and Socials in one whole class, and it goes on for both semsters) and I have science. So, I have about an hour or two of homework each night. Its brutal. And then, exams are coming up at the end of January. But, after that, I have easy easy classes. Drama, PE, Applied Skills, and Humanities. So, I should have at least chapter nine uploaded in the Christmas Break, here's hoping... But yeah. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I found it was much better than chapter seven. And, please don't mind that it's uneditted. If you find any errors, please tell me in a review, and I'll be sure to fix it! Happy Christmas everybody!