Just something small and pointless.
How to Drive Deidara Mad
1. Ask him which restroom he uses
2. Steal all his hair ties and replace them with a frilly pink ribbon.
3. Tell everyone he gave Tobi roses, red roses
4. Chop his bangs off
5. Braid his ponytail
6. Then chop it off
7. Call him Deidei-chan
8. Show him his chibi pictures
9. Make a better sculpture than him and rub it in his face
10. Replace his clay with play dough
11. Call him a girly man or a manly girl
12. Start saying yo at the end of your sentences
13. When he is sleeping, dress up as Sasori's ghost and haunt him
14. Tell him the National Institute of Art was going to give him a reward, only that at the last minute they decided Sasori deserved it more
15. Ask him if he wears eyeliner
16. Give him a prank call from Itachi and tease him about his art
17. Put pink dye in his shampoo
18. Read fan girl made lemon stories about him and Tobi to him
19. Make him dress in Ino's clothes
20. Ask him whypaints his nails black
21. Ask him if he's emo
22. Ask him if he likes Sasori
23. Ask him if he likes Tobi
24. Ask him if he feels like a pedophile with Tobi and Sasori
25. Ask him if he likes ( random Naruto character), until he blows you up
26. Then ask him where babies come from
27. Ask him if his hands do naughtythings
28. Give this list to Tobi
29. Tell him to follow it and be a good boy
30. Watch Deidara turn into a mental breakdown
How'd ya like it? Gay hu? It's not really a story, but...I needed something new to do to pass the time. I don't mean to upset anybody, i love deidara and i myself think it's enough to get a chuckle out of.