Kay, I'm sorry about the dee lay. NEway, here's the third chapter, hope you like it.
Chap 3 : This Can't Be Right
"Hey, Sakura-chan. Did you see that guy with chicken butt hair?"
"What about him?"
"He's a bastard."
"Yeah, if that's a way to say creepy. He looked so emo it hurts."
"Eh?" Naruto was puzzled.
So well, you know, breaktime, chitter-chatter.
While Naruto and Sakura were walking to the cafeteria, someone hit onto Naruto's shoulder (you know, the shoulder to shoulder…OOPS! EXCUSE ME…or not).
"Shit, look what you made me do!" The same raven boy stared at his fallen books damp with milkshake.
"Well, EXCUSE YOU!" Naruto confronted the Uchiha and everyone around stared.
Furious, Sasuke grabbed the shorter boy by the collar, but before he could even say something…
"Excuse him, he's a dick." Some pale guy picked up the dude's stuff and carried them by his left, folded arm "Here you are, Uchiha…"
"Hn…" Sasuke dropped Naruto and grabbed his stuff furiously, hurriedly walking away from the photographic scenery.
"What was his problem?" Sakura complained.
"Oh who cares? He's hot!" Some random pass-by chick said to Sakura.
"Naruto-kun, are you alright?"
"Yeah…ugh…what an asshole…" Naruto said rubbing the back of his head "AND SAI, WHAT WAS THAT? WHY DID YOU CALL ME A DICK?" he confronted his hero.
"Consider it a compliment." The guy called Sai answered, looking serious.
"Oh, Sai, how was that supposed to be a compliment?" Sakura asked with a sarcastic tone.
"Well, even though his penis was so small, I managed to call him a dick" Sai let out a fake smile "Ok, see you later."
in the cafeteria
"Hey, forehead, what happened earlier?" asked a blonde girl sitting beside Sakura.
"Oh, that Uchiha dude, he moved into Naruto and confronted him. What a bastard." Sakura said with her mouth full (that's illegal!) "He must be really clumsy too. He was the reason I was late for first period.".
"Oh, really…" Ino said as if she didn't really listen "So uhm, who do you think you'll be moved in with later?"
"What do you mean?"
"You know, Tsunade sama said that each female student will be roommate with two or three guys."
"Oh…ok…"
"So, who do you think you'll be roomed with?"
"Who can tell?"
"Well, me, I with I'd be roomed with Uchiha, he's hot!"
Sakura rolled his eyes.
"You don't like him right?" Ino asked.
"Nope, in fact, I hate him." Sakura answered.
"GOOD MORNING STUDENTS, THIS IS THE PRINCIPAL SPEAKING. PLEASE REPORT TO THE GYM IMMEDIATELY" The voice coming from the speakers distracted everybody.
Well, they don't want to get their heads bit off so they rushed to the gym, carrying around their snacks.
In the gym room:
A woman with big breast and a microphone was in front of the whole student body, it was then she talked.
"So I guess you're all wondering why I wanted you to be here." She alleged out loud "Well, today, this time, this place, you'll be getting roommates. You'll live with them the whole year in your dormitory, I know most of you have experienced this, except for the 9th grade freshmen. Each female will be given a piece of paper containing the other people you'll be rooming with, and the room number. After reading the piece, please report to them immediately. Girls, please form two straight lines. Thank you.".
After the pretty long announcement, the principal went off stage and randomly handed over the pieces of paper.
I wonder who I'll be rooming with. Sakura thought.
"Here, Sakura…"
"Thank you."
After reading the contents, Sakura looked as if she just found somebody eating a baby.
"Hey SAKURA CHAAAN!!!"
"H-hey…Naruto…"
"So uhm, who you rooming with?"
"Well…you…"
"And?"
"S-Sa-Sasuke."
"WHAT???!!!! WERE ROOMING WITH HIM???!!! That's not good…"
"Worse, were also rooming with Sai" Sakura wasn't looking at Naruto, she looked as if she was getting hypnotized.
"Oh that is more than not good, we'll have the worst year of our lives!!!"
It's also short, I know, but I wont be getting my glasses until Monday, so in GOD's grace, I'll be making longer chapter… Adieu! Hope you liked it…