Chapter 3. Even though this makes no sense and no one actually reads it.
Bertha suddenly passed out. She was overcome with anger. Too angry to do anything. And slept the day away.
Clarabelle was also unhappy and went outside to kick a flamingo. Then ate more. And then a phone call arrived; she had lost her job as a golf caddy. She needed to hunt for a new one. And so she took over Berthas old job and began a life of crime.
Bertha now the only employed Sim went out to tune pianos. She really had to pee but needed the money more. She was also very tired. Clarabelle was high maintenance and constantly needed to eat, or shower, or take a leak to ensure her happiness. It took a toll on their relationship and Bertha thought that they would never share a special bond. And one side of the bed always stayed made.
Clarabelle's mood quickly decreased, and the stress eating continued again. The eating was so bad that the family was now in debt. But Bertha did not care and bought her dream pool anyway, plunging the family into deeper debt. Threatening calls came warning them to pay or they would reposes their furniture.
But Clarabelle did not care. For, she had received buns of steel and washboard abs with their new pool. She exercised almost as much as she ate, so she could still maintain her girlish figure. But Bertha's depression worsened and almost everything depressed her. Her performance at work worsened and no promotion seemed to be in sight.
Poor Bertha has to sleep in the backyard. She hired a maid and a gardener. Putting them farther into debt. She didn't care. Clarabelle needed to get off her butt and contribute. Also the pool gained Bertha buns of steel and washboard abs something she needed for a promotion at work.
Clarabelle went on a spending spree. She bought a dollhouse, a basketball hoop, a guitar, a beach simulator and a mirror, which they placed outside. They also purchased a flamingo because they helped them through hard times. She also added a burglary alarm even though she was a criminal herself. After all this spending she decided she needed to take a shower since eating was out of the question since they spent all their money.
Bertha realized her carpool wasn't coming. She felt sad inside, so she went outside to play basketball. Which she found out she sucked at. Then Bertha went swimming, but Clarabelle got out as soon as Bertha got in.
Bertha was playing with a dollhouse reminiscing on her childhood when Clarabelle still loved her. Clarabelle was hungry, but they were broke and she couldn't afford food. Bertha peed her self and went to take a bath in the outside tub. When everything was going well the band came and took a lamp. They knew they were in trouble they just didn't care.
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