Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or Ranma, go figure. The timeline is after episode 38 of the dubbed English version of the show…
Are you serious?
By Gabriel R Lopez
The moon was full and a lone figure was being chased down by four silhouettes
"Give up sailor moon!" Sailor V called Triumphantly.
"Yeah, We got you nailed! You stupid Bitch!" Sailor Mars cried out.
Sailor moon continued running almost tripping over her feet, what had she done to make all her friends hate her so much. Sailor Mercury and Jupiter flanked the right side of her body… Usagi was slowing down and it wasn't long before she was surrounded by the others.
"Why don't shut your big fat mouth Mars! " Usagi puffed out her chest and tried to behave more courageous than she really was…had the negaverse turned Raye and the others against her as they had with Darien?
" heh, all talk and no action. You just keep opening your big mouth and keep whining. " Mars smirked.
"Give us the wand." Jupiter ordered.
"Don't make us come and get it." Venus joined in.
"It's over Sailor Moon, Don't be stubborn." Mercury finished.
"Why are you all being so mean too me!" Sailor moon wailed.
"Look, just hand it over already. We aren't going to stand here all night." Mars whined.
"b-but" Usagi squeaked out.
"Mars FIRE-"
"Fine! I never wanted to be part of this stupid club anyway." Usagi de-transformed and threw the wand at Raye " I hate you ! All of you, and I never want to see any of you again!"
Six weeks later….
"Usagi please wake up." Mina sobbed as Raye comforted her with a hug. the girls were in a room located somewhere in the cherry temple. The girl that crashed through the wall of the living room was laying quitly on a futon with a pink blanked over her limp body. The paramedics were certainly taking their sweet time...
"Hey, maybe she'd wake up if I mention that cute boy with the bandanna I saw wandering around school earlier. I think he said is name was Ryoga Hamtaro or something." Lita suggested.
"That only worked that one time…" Raye commented remembering the days leading up to her becoming sailor Mars.
"I know!" Mina chimed " we can sing her favorite Broadway show tune."
"Mina we want to wake her up not torture her to death." contrary to Amy's objections Mina started singing anyway.
"Angelical cats come out tonight, Angelica's come to the angelical ball!."
"NO MISTER MESTOPHOLEES, STOP!" Ranma cried as she snapped to immediate consciousness. Damn that Yam headed father of hers…
"Oh Usagi, I really don't think you have a big mouth. In fact, I think your mouth is cute." Mina whined.
"Hey! you didn't say she had a big mouth, I did." Raye huffed
"Huh?" Ranma asked.
" I guess I'm sorry too. Although kicking your butt was all kinds of fun." Raye hugged the confused martial artist.
"What the hell is going on?" Ranma asked.
"Raye! Quit teasing her" Mina cried.
"We didn't really mean all those nasty things we said, and I'm sure Raye didn't mean to be so mean to you at the jewelry store." Ami continued
"Yeah, Luna just wanted to use you to bait the Negaverse, and she really didn't think you could pull it off if-" Lita started.
"Wait. Who are you people? Where am I? Who's Luna?"
" Usagi it's us, your friends!" Lita was puzzled… had the Negaverse erased her memories like they had Darien's.
"hey guys what up! Did I miss anything? " Artimis walked into the living room.
"C-CAAAAAAAAT!" the blonde girl screamed in panic. Ranma then hopped up and clung to one of the rafters on ceiling in order to get away from the demonic little creature.
" Chill Usagi, it's only Artemis." Mina commented, although she too found Usagi's behavior odd.
" Actually, I think Usagi might be afraid of Artemis." Amy groaned mentally, she knew Mina was blonde, but that was no excuse for not picking up on the obvious.
"Any luck finding Luna?" Mina asked.
"t-talking c-c-cat!" of course, being Ranma, she thought the damn thing followed her from the Tendo Dojo, it was so obvious the cats were all out to get her. Glaring at Artemis "Stay back demon! I'm on to you!"
"oh…kay, I see the ditz is back, did I miss anything else?" Artemis asked.