DISCLAIMER: If I owned Death Note this is what people would be saying: "MY EYES! THEY BURN!"
C is for Cycle
They had a cycle. A routine so to speak.
It would start off with Mello's badass side getting the best of him. This would then lead to him doing something utterly dumb and possibly harmful. Once Near found out (which he always managed to do) he would calmingly (coughnotcough) give the blond an extremely long lecture about his safety.
Well, said blond has a bad tendency not to listen. After realizing that absolutely none of his words were getting through Mello's thick skull, Near would storm off. This is where Mello would apprehend that his little uke was very angry with him. Now, Mello could not have that.
Here is when Mr. Sly popped up. We all know Mr. Sly. You know, sweet words, tender caresses, the oh-so-romantic-only-to-get-what-I-want-which-is-you-in-bed guy.
Searching for Near would not be a problem; he could always be found in the only sheer white room held in the household.
Okay Mr. Sly do your worst! Your worst involving a wild, raw passionate hour filled with wet kisses, biting, sucking, all the above.
Oh yes, here is the final step of their little cycle before it would start all over again.
Near apologizing.
The albino never could quite understand why he was the one apologizing after Mello had gone and done something so unintelligent.
"I love you my little angel,"
It did not really matter however because Near knew that his dim-witted lover would always manage to get him to do basically whatever he wanted him to do.
And he knew….
That their little cycle….
Would never end.
Somehow…I feel disturbed now….Huh, interesting. Review!