The walk was long. The walk was boring. The walk was filled with Ulquiorra bouncing up and down on his toes.

"…Um…person who isn't Ulquiorra…" Orihime pursed her lips together. "Are you okay?"

L looked down at the girl. "I consumed too much sugar and now my body is reacting to it." His body from before, his own body was not a diabetic and did not have any problems. The way this body metabolized the sugar was strange and unknown. A mystery that he wanted to break open and solve, he was starting to feel like himself again.

"Oh." She paused in her walking. "Um, person who isn't Ulquiorra, who are you and what are you doing in his body?" She tried to look resolute.

L tilted his head, hands in his pockets. He opened his mouth, quite ready to lie to her but then something made him stop. He realized he had no reason to lie. She was held captive, she could help him and he could get her assistance. Her power to reverse god's actions, it will help him.

"I am L."

At that, Orihime gasped. "No way, L who fought against Kira in a battle between good and evil?" Her eyes widened and her brain sparked off. "I heard all about you and how you were grappling with Kira and that you were a genius. Were you top of your class and did you have a time peace, or a magnify glass or the things Sherlock Holme's have?" Her chatter had no end.

Unlike others, L listened and he picked up information from her words. From her words, he could pick out where she lived, where she could have been educated. Many things can be analyzed from the voice.

When she finished, a full five minutes she looked at him expectantly.

L shook his head. "No I did not find Kira." His photographic memory could easily capture her words. He will forever remember it. "I'm still looking for him."

Orihime bounced up and down now, in excitement. "Can I help?"

It was endearing, her childishness. "Very well."

It was remarkable how much L resembled Ulquiorra and to Orihime it was amazing. "So um…where is Ulquiorra-san?" She found trust in Ulquiorra, a simple trust that Ulquiorra would never harm her. As much as she liked L she was still worried for her silent captor.

L tilted his head again, considering her question. "I believe he is yelling."

At that Orihime squealed, a shout of surprise. "Ulquiora? Yell?" Unthinkable.

L shrugged. "He must be frustrated to be trapped in his own mind, unable to get free while an interloper is using his body."

They stopped talking after that, as Orihime considered L's words. She felt sympathy towards her captor, to be trapped in his own body. She made sure, that in the end of it all, Ulquiorra would be back in control of his body. She knew what it felt like to be helpless and no matter who Ulquiorra was, she still wanted to help him.

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"A reiatsu signature." The twelfth division member poked at the screen. "I think the instruments are broken."

"Really?"

"Yep. It says its Espada."

"What is an Espada doing in Soul Society?"

"I don't know." The male scowled. "Ignore it, it's probably a blip."

The others shrugged and did as they were told.

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Yachiru yawned. "I'm bored Ken-chan." She poked Renji in the gut. Renji whimpered.

"So bored." She stepped on Ichigo's chest, he squeaked.

Kenpachi grinned. "Ah, you gotta find your find somewhere." He swapped the IV's for a random shinigami. The shinigami squealed. "Suck it up you wimp." The eleventh division shinigami cried. His jaw was wired shut so he couldn't exactly speak.

When Kenpachi came back, he had to be confined to a wheelchair. One of the dumb members of his division thought he could take on Kenpachi.

Moron

They forgot Kenpachi could still use his arms. It was a spectacular battle, where Kenpachi launched with his wheelchair like a shark, so many teeth, and shattered the man's jaw with one wheel. Then, he landed on the shinigami, crushing his chest with both his wheels. Then he revved, making tire marks.

It was like a hit and run.

It took four fourth division members to push Kenpachi's wheel chair and to drag him off the poor man. Kenpachi was very mobile without the use of his legs. Besides, he was getting the feeling back already. Soon, he'll be even more mobile.

But Kenpachi in a wheelchair seemed more scary than him without one.

Once he learned how to use it on sand, the arrancar were all doomed. Thankfully, he still sank like a stone on sand.

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A/N: Sorry guys and gals. I had finals. I had to focus and study. So I hope this makes you laugh.