Naruto to the Rescue

I don't own Naruto ...or else I would have more Rock Lee funny episodes...

I'm wondering what's everybody's problem with Lee and Gai...their much better teammate and sensei than Sasuke and Kakashi...I swear this country sucks... I mean go America!!

Author's note: In this chapter I say Itachi killed Jiraiya, if he did cool but if in the magna or episodes its not him... well in this story Itachi killed Jiraiya..ok? If I got the lover of Tsunade and her brother wrong do please tell me kindly I could never make who's who between Nawaki and Dan...

/inner thoughts, demons or inner personalities/

" Naruto?" asked the blond haired woman.

" Yeah its...Tsunade-sama is that you?" asked Naruto as he turned around to a young woman who appeared to be as young as Naruto himself, with her assets , and her blonde ponytails. Naruto was in a state of shock to see the woman who he used to call baa-chan so young and beautiful.

/Wait , what I can't think of her as beautiful she was like a mother or sister to me./

/Reference the was , kit, now you can date her and do things to that vixen if you know what I mean./

/ Oh shut up you stupid ero-fox, you just want to get in her pants./

/ So do you kit, so do you.../

" H-Hey Tsunade ..." was all Naruto could say before Tsunade slapped the hell out of him.

The room stood in shock and awe for a long while until Tsunade spoke with her eyes swelling getting ready to shed a shower of tears.

" Why Naruto, why did you leave all of us? We all cared about you and you just decided to be an idiot and fight Pein and Madara alone? You were willing to leave me alone after losing Nawaki, Dan and Jiraiya? ..." and she broke down in tears...

Naruto shivered but remained calm knowing the truth of the past of Konoha... eventually he would have to explain why he was gone for five years but he didn't want to rush the explanation so he decided to half lie to them for now.

" Shhh...relax Tsunade-sama I would never do that to you. I just didn't want you to die when I had a great suprise for my whole village and including you. I just felt it was my battle after all, I brought Sasuke-teme back, and Itachi was responsible for killing my sensei. Right then I realized they were my problem alone and I dealt with most of them." smiled Naruto

As everyone nearly sighed in victory , Tsunade noticed the word most she was about to ask when a certain green beast of Konoha beat her to it.

" Yosh Naruto-kun when you mean most do you mean their is still more out there and who are they?" asked Lee curiously only to have the eyes of the five people in the hospital.

" Yes Lee their is still the Grass and Rock villages that need to be dealt with and the only ones alive are Kabuto, a.k.a Orochimaru, Itachi and Kisame. I'll make sure their dead..."

" No you won't...Naruto. Itachi is mine ..." stated a raven hair boy who was wearing his Uchiha clan robes.

There where Tsunade was standing by the door was the old Team Seven, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha and Hatake Kakashi, his old comrades and all Naruto could do was smirk.

For the people in the room the place stood quiet for a while as Naruto and Sasuke stood staring eye to eye.

"Oh no Sasuke and Naruto-kun are getting ready to fight again." sighed the pink haired woman in her head.

/ No Sakura something's off about it this time.../

/" What do you mean?"/ nervously asked Sakura.

/ Naruto he's, I can feel hatred and anger radiating off him, he's different, Sasuke pressed the wrong buttons and .../

Before her inner could finish explaining, Naruto in a flash pressed Sasuke up against the wall with a kunai to his throat.

" SHUT THE FUCK UP UCHIHA!!" yelled the blond haired man starteling some of the shinobi of the room and even scaring the Uchiha as he was grabbed and slammed towards the wall by Naruto.

" I've had enough of your vendetta Uchiha, I brought back your family so you can live a good life and make Sakura happy..."

Sakura just stood in shock, Naruto was the reason he came back? Sakura for the first time in her life was confused... Did Naruto really do all that for her? As for Sasuke in all his years he had seen Naruto angry but never this angry and motivated from beating Pein and Madara who his own brother said that he wouldn't stand a chance against them he for the first time in his life felt like a dobe.

" I gave up my chance with her so she can have a happily ever after and so you can finally grow up... Y-You have your family back, that piece of shit took away someone who was like a father to me, and if you dare try to take my vengence Sasuke I'll make sure that you suffer a long painful death that even Kami herself won't be able to save you from." menacingly looked Naruto towards the nervous Uchiha.

All the people that were arriving were all suprised to hear someone threaten Sasuke with such anger.

" Naruto that's enough..."

" No Tsunade he's still a big fucking baby crying about nothing. After all these years I thought you grew up Sasuke I guess that was too much work for you. You have no more reasons to try to get yourself killed Uchiha, your mom, Dad, Sakura would cry if you died. Think about your loved ones before you do something stupid." sighed the blond.

" Well what about you Naruto? Going after Itachi, Kisame and Orochimaru could get you killed, we all should..." was all Ino could say before Naruto slammed his fist to the door.

" No. I go it alone , everybody got it?"

The whole room looked astonished as they saw Naruto give them eyes they have never seen before, the eyes of anger and bitterness so they all decided to just nod their heads in agreement.

" Fine, Naruto but we need to discuss the five years of what you have been doing and your progress as a shinobi."

" Very well Tsunade-sama, is that all?" asked the annoyed blonde.

" Yes, why are you calling me Tsunade-sama?" raised the buxom blonde woman's eyebrows.

" Because your loved ones Dan and Nawaki are there in the corner using a genjutsu...Kai!" saying the dispelling words to reveal her lover Dan and her little brother Nawaki, who were shocked.

" Can't disrespect you in front of your family,Hokage-sama." laughed the blonde boy in sarcastic manner.

As he was about to exit the door, the pink haired ex-teammate decided to near him and talk to him.

" Naruto-kun wait!"

Naruto turned around to look at her, she was as gorgeous as ever but he didn't want her to know he thought of her like that... after all just like Tsunade did to Jiraiya, she broke his heart after all he did for her. For once the cycle would end even if it meant not being around her anymore.

" What do you want Uchiha-san?" lazily asked Naruto.

" Uchiha-san? Listen Naruto, me and Sasuke..." was only to be explained before Naruto grunted.

" I don't care, just leave me alone Sakura I don't want to deal with you anymore, can't you for once leave the past behind, what we were in the past was in the past, I've realized that I don't want to end up like Kakashi or Jiraiya-sensei, the man that I owe my life to so I'm separating myself from you and Sasuke-teme." sighed the exhausted blonde.

" What do you mean like me Naruto? Do explain..." curiously asked the one eyed freak, I mean the Copy Cat Ninja as he pressed himself against the closed window in the room.

" I mean like you can act all you want that Rin and Obito being together doesn't or didn't bother you in the past or present but in fact it does, your little book can't stop the anger and jealousy from flooding out with I bet some smart ass comments, did I hit the spot , Hatake?" smugly asked Naruto.

Kakashi for the first time in his life showed some anger and suprise to have someone know how he felt. Although he wanted to prove him wrong for what he said he knew what Naruto said was right he needed to be happy for his own friends.

" You're right Naruto, I do feel like that but how do you know such things Naruto if you weren't around?" calmly asked Kakashi making the rest of the people in the room look at Naruto and Kakashi worriedly they never were this emotional since they have met them.

" It's all right to feel that way Kakashi but you need to be happy for them and remember you don't have to stand there looking at them smooching, sensei. Secondly I was here and there but disappeared before you could catch me sensei." laughed the blonde.

" So where will you be staying at Naruto-kun?" asked Tsunade with curiousity.

" Ummm...I won't tell you because I don't want to be bothered that much."

" What if we need ..."

" I'll make myself appear out in public so you can find me but I don't want to be disturbed in my house , sorry Hokage-sama." smirked the blonde and vanished in a flash.

/ Damn you Jiraiya for teaching him that damn Hirashin technique./

" Ok now I want a meeting with all the male and female shinobi today at..."

" We won't do it, not after what those boys did to us , Hokage-sama." Ten-Ten stated.

" I'm not asking your permission, Ten-Ten, I'm ordering it we have been receiving complaints to how our own shinobi act towards each other in other countries, for example, in Snow Country, I found out that you Yamanaka-san tried to attack Shikamaru in front of the princess and that is something I cannot tolerate. You are making the Leaf village look irresponsible and unfriendly and that's not acceptable in my eyes and as Hokage I have to make sure our shinobi don't fail missions so therefore, we are having a meeting of the minds now go!" yelled Tsunade.

All the shinobi, even Ten-Ten and Ino had understood her mood and decided to take off while Shizune had brought Tsunade some sake.

" Tsunade-sama is everything all right?" asked Shizune worriedly.

" Yeah, Naruto... he's back but I can't help but feel he's hiding something from me. He almost seems so distant to how he used to be." sighed the anxious blond.

" Don't worry m'lady I'm sure that Naruto-kun is all right." smiled Shizune who was petting Ton-Ton.

" I hope you're right Shizune, I hope your right."

Meanwhile in a bar near the Hyuuga residence later in the day...

Naruto had just finished his twelve bottle of sake when he heard some screaming outside...something about leaving someone alone, so seeing that he was a shinobi he decided to check it out.

" Leave me alone Nara I don't ever want to talk to you!!" yelled a blonde woman who looked familiar to Naruto but he was slightly drunk to recognize her.

" Not until you love me again I will fight for..."

" Heyyys S-Shika man s-she s-saids to l-leave her a-alone." Naruto said as he walked towards the scene awkwardly.

" Naruto? I don't care this is between me and my girlfriend..."

" I'm not your girlfriend anymore asshole just leave me alone or else I'll have to tell my brothers that you won't leave me alone." yelled Temari in high annoyance.

" B-Brothers? I-Ino I d-didn't k-knows y-you h-had brothers..."

" I'm not Ino you baka,...wait have you been drinking?" somewhat worriedly asked Temari.

" N-N-N...Yessss'm ma'am but a-anyways S-Shika y-you h-heards the lady l-leave h-her alone or e-else y-you'll h-have to s-speaks to m-me and m-my f-fist." laughed the poor blond.

At first Shika thought that he could take Naruto but realized that with Naruto's "friend" he would not risk it so he left.

Temari could only sigh in relief as her stalker finally left her.

" Thank you Naruto-san I can't tell you how I appreciate your assistance."

" N-No problem now let's get you home...ummm where do you live?" asked Naruto worriedly.

" Oh ...I live in the Hyuuga residence."

" R-Really? T-They l-let o-outsiders l-live in their palace? I thought they were so high and mighty that not even an ant was allowed in their property." laughed the drunk boy.

Temari has always been so serious in life and in her job that for the first time in her life she did something that no one had seen her do...giggle.

" D-Did you just g-giggle?" stumbled the boy down to the floor.

" No I did not giggle Naruto." blushed the Sand nin.

" S-Sures w-well l-lets g-gets y-you h-homes, Tem...w-what w-was y-yours n-name a-again?" asked the confused drunk

So after awhile of walking and the sake's effect began to wear off the two arrived.

" Ok ..let me get my key."

As soon as she opened the door, Naruto saw a bright white room with blue walls and beautiful artwork along with some pictures of the Hyuugas.

" Temari-chan I'm so glad that you...Naruto-kun!!" was all that Hinata could say as she dropped the tea cup that she was carrying.

" Ohayo Hinata-chan it's good to see you again, seems like forever." smiled Naruto.

Hinata just stood in shock, the boy, the man she never stopped loving was alive and well so she did what any decent person who saw their loved one alive again would do...she tackled him to the ground.

" OH NARU-KUN I'M SO HAPPY YOUR ALIVE AND WELL!!" cried the beatiful paled Hyuuga.

" Thanks Hinata it means a lot to me that you care." smiled the blond.

As things change, things still remained the same because then she fainted.

" Well guess just some things aren't meant to be rid of." smirked Temari.

" Well I'll leave you two and I have to go...just got back so I want some rest." smirked Naruto.

" Ok I'll tell Hinata you said bye."

" Thanks.." and vanished in a flash suprising Temari.

/What kind of jutsu was that?/

With Naruto...

He decided to head to the stone dedicated to those who sacrificed their lives...That day it scarred him...

(Flashback)

Naruto watched in horror as blood sprayed out of his sensei and father. He ran towards his father shedding tears like a river and as he holded his father he decided to speak

" N-N-Naruto, my son I-I'm s-so p-proud o-of y-you..."

" I'm sorry dad I should have never..."

" N-No y-you d-did t-the r-right t-thing, y-you m-my s-son a-are a h-hero and y-your m-mother's a-and m-my e-eyes y-you w-were t-the b-best, w-we l-love y-you s-son a-and w-will b-be w-watching o-over y-you..." as were Minato Namikaze's last words to his son as he closed his eyes in death.

" Thank you father..." was all Naruto could say to his old man as he hugged him tightly before Minato's body disappeared. After a while he noticed his sensei's body and ran towards him.

" Jiraiya-sempai!"

" N-Naruto, I-I'm g-glad y-you h-had a c-chance t-to m-meet y-your d-dad... I-I'm p-proud o-of y-you b-boy y-you have m-matured i-into a y-young m-man. I-I'm just s-sorry I-I w-won't g-get a c-chance t-to s-see y-you g-get m-married..."

" Its ok sensei you were the best thing that happened to me. You were almost like a father to me and gave me good help during my life...I wish you didn't leave me but I know you're going to go with Kami and her angels and my parents." cried the blond hard for him to control his tears.

" N-Naruto? D-Do m-me o-one f-favor?" asked the exhausted and dying Sannin.

" Anything sensei you name it..."

" M-Make s-sure T-Tsunade g-gets t-the l-love o-of s-someone w-who w-will l-love her l-like I-I do..."

" Yes sensei I will do everything in my power for her not to get hurt and have someone love her like you did ." smiled Naruto.

" T-Thank y-you...m-my g-grandson..." was his last words as Jiraiya passed away.

Naruto saw his sensei's body disappear as the world around him turned back to a rainy day only to have the woman known as Kami appear.

" Naruto, I'm so sorry, you truly are a magnificent human being."

Naruto said nothing but just continued to stare at her.

" Therefore all of Konoha when they wake up will find their lost loved ones in the village."

Naruto just stared nothing more nothing less.

" The thing is you only said your friends, but never mention yourself so your family is gone...from the bottom of my heart I'm sorry."

Naruto turned around and walked away...

" Naruto you're village is that way...oh..." Kami for the first time shed some tears. Never once had any human experience such pain , physically, mentally and emotionally.

In Naruto's mind their was one saying only...

"I can never go back it would be too painful, I must search for my happiness. I'm sorry old friends its, just too painful..."

(End Flashback)

So there Naruto stood near the Killed In Action Stone stood and just looked on and shed a few tears before he walked away...

" Goodbye my family I will make sure I make you proud ...and I'll see you in the future." sighed the blond as he walked away with the moon directly ahead of him in the night.

End Chapter ...

Wooohh I did it I wrote a long chapter I am the shiznie...

well that's all folks...mwahahaha mwahahaha ehehehehe!!

Chapter six...more sad explanations and fun time with Anko!!

Because this story needs some comedy...