Naruto to The Rescue
I don't own Naruto but this disclaimer owns my soul...bastards on fox... hooray for fox...
/inner thoughts, inners or kyuubi/
As Naruto growled in anger at having a close friend murdered someone had arrived behind him only to be Ino holding some of her family's flowers.
" Naruto-kun?" asked slightly frightened Ino.
" Ohh...Ino-san I'm sorry to scare you I just... found out about Chouji." expressed Naruto in a grim sigh.
/ Oh no, if he finds out that it was Shikamaru no one will be able to stop Naruto from hurting or worse killing that bastard teme. /
" Y-Yeah it was a truly sad day for all of us." sadly sighed Ino remebering the events that happened.
" Do you know who did this so I can make sure that guy pays with his fucking life!" snarled Naruto.
" Naruto no it-it's not worth killing someone over Chouji's death forget about it." explained Ino with fear in her eyes.
" How can you tell me this isn't something? How can you tell me to forget about it? Wasn't Chouji your friend, how can you let the murderer just get away with it?" irritatedly asked the tall blond.
" Because it was Shikamaru who did it!" yelled the platinum blond in tears before realizing what she just admitted and placed her hands on top of her mouth.
Naruto just stood in shock, why in the kami hell would Shikamaru kill his best friend, unless...
" Ino where you just friends with Chouji or were you something more?" asked Naruto as he raised his eyebrow at the blond kunoichi.
" W-What a-are y-you talking about?" stuttered the nervous Yamanaka.
" I'm starting to understand everything that's going on around here. If I am to find the answers I'm going to the first person with a lot of collateral damage, Shika. First though answer me why are you protecting that asshole?" asked an irritated Naruto .
" Because he's all I..."
" Grow up Ino ,you have your family , you have Sakura, Ten-Ten , Hinata, Temari and all the other guys to comfort you , don't give me that bullshit, I've already heard that excuse from Sakura after she wanted her Sasuke-kun back and deceived me into getting her former sex toy. Please show me some respect damn it!"
" Naruto why are you so bitter?" asked the shivering pigtailed blond.
" Why? Because everyone in Konoha is nothing more than a two face, hypocrite, lying bastard and I wish for once people would be honest with themselves and me. Like obviously you grew to love Chouji and he took him away from you from jealousy and obviously in your heart you despise Shika no matter what you tell yourself therefore Shika should be in prison am I hitting the right buttons? asked Naruto with a grin as he saw Ino nodding her head.
" Did he receive some sort of a punishment at all?" questioned Naruto.
" N-No T-Tsunade a-and the v-village council thought he learned his lesson..."
" Oh my fucking kami! You mean to tell me the rules of if I'm from a clan then I get privileges was used to let go of a murderer? God this village is starting to get on my fucking nerves... Look I've got to go, where is that bastard?" anxiously asked Naruto.
" I-I can't tell you because you might do something crazy."
" Ino of course I'm going to do something crazy, its due to the fact, that supposed friend of Chouji killed him and got away with it unscathed. Even if the village may want me dead or arrested, I am going to repay the favor, now ...TELL ME!!"
" H-He's visiting A-Asuma-san and K-Kurenai-san in their new home..."
" Ok so tell me where they live..."
" A few blocks from the Hokage Tower the building has a blue and orange colored wall."
" Ok thank you and Ino..." started Naruto as he turned to look straight at Ino.
" Yeah?"
" I'm sorry for your loss, he was a good man. I know in Chouji's good heart he would not want me to do anything to Shika but this can't go unpunished. What kind of example do you show by saying if you're important, if you're privilaged ,then by all means you're free to get away with murder. Sorry but that's not something that I tend to let people get away with. In my eyes Sasuke is a traitor piece of shit and so is Shika and nothing could change that. If you are all just turning your back on the incidents these two have caused then the village, and all shinobi are ignorant and shouldn't have even pass the academy. Nobody stopped blaming me for their family's deaths so why should they be treated any better?"
" Yeah I only wished I had noticed sooner and you're right... you're dead right." was all Ino could say as she sat near the KIA memorial stone in tears.
Naruto smiled at her as his thought raced,"Chouji I promise to protect your loved ones from hurting, dattebayo my friend, dattebayo..." sighed the blond as he disappeared in a flash.
In Kurenai and Asuma's new house...
It was around 1:30 a.m. as Shikamaru had decided to pay his respect to his old sensei.
" Well Shika-san you seemed to have grown to my husband's nasty habit." smiled Kurenai as she cradled her sleeping child in her arms while looking on at a smoking Shika.
" Nasty? Honey smoking is a prideful habit that makes one a man..." said Asuma as he stood to puff of his chest in pride.
" I hope our child doesn't grow that disgusting habit, just to become a man." playful said Kurenai.
" How troublesome, so anyways Asuma-sensei how about we go one-on-one tomorrow, it's been kinda low on missions." yawned Shikamaru while holding his cigarrette.
" First off I'm not your sensei anymore Shikamaru so call me Asuma and secondly sure why not ? I don't think I've got anything plan for tomorrow." smiled the bearded smoker.
As they all sipped on some of their tea the door bell ranged. Asuma went to go get it only to find a hooded man.
" Hello Asuma-sensei long time no see..."
" How do you know my...Naruto-san?"
" Yep in the flesh..." grinned the hooded man as he placed down his hoodie to reveal his spikey blond hair and whiskered face.
" Kurenai-chan, Shikamaru, Naruto has arrived.."
" Oh that is excellent bring him in..." was said by Kurenai as she poured some tea on anothe cup.
" No thanks Kurenai-sensei, Asuma-sensei I just came over to have a talk with Shikamaru." fake smiled Naruto.
" Nonsense come on in Naruto...after all you've done it's the least we could do in letting you into our home." smiled Asuma.
" Ok what the hell...oh can you pass me a lighter?" as Naruto pulled out a cigar.
From Shika to Kurenai to Asuma were in complete wonder. Since when did Naruto start smoking?
" So Naruto did you start smoking as a dedication to me?" smirked Asuma.
" Nope..." laughed Naruto as Asuma's head lower in fake hurt feelings and Kurenai could only laugh at her husband's antics.
" So Naruto what did you want to talk to me about?" wondered the raven haired lazy man.
" Oh just some strategies and such, how about we go talk as I take you for drinks." lied Naruto.
/ Can't let the traitor sense any danger towards him or else it will be all over./
" Fine Naruto but you're paying..."
" Are you sure you don't want to stay Naruto-kun? We have some wedding cake left." worriedly asked Kurenai.
" No thank you and congratulations I guess I need to get you a little something for your wedding Asuma-sensei, Kurenai-sensei." smiled Naruto
" No need, you brought my husband back to me and for that I'm all eternally grateful." was Kurenai said as she hugged the blonde in a friendly thank you hug.
" W-Well no problem..."
" Naruto thank you..." as Asuma got a little emotional and hugged Naruto as well.
Naruto was a little shocked but was glad to have received such gratitude directed towards him.
" Well I better go before Shika here decides to go home, come on Shika." as Naruto pushed Shikamaru out the door and waved goodbye.
After a few minutes of silence and walking they arrived in the outskirts of the village.
" So what is it you wanted to talk about?"
" How does it feel to know you're greed got in the way of a good friendship?" asked Naruto in a lifeless sort of way.
" What are you talking about Naruto, is something..."
" Just shut it and answer before I kill you right now." growled Naruto with his eyes glowing red and his kyuubi chakra coming out.
" I-I didn't mean to...I just..."
" Wanted him out of the way, why I wonder?...Oh yes it's due to the fact that you wanted your own personal harem am I correct?" asked Naruto as he gazed with a demonic smile towards Shikamaru before he vanished in a flash.
Shikamaru was scared for the second time in his life as he was near forest full of darkness and he wasn't able to stop Naruto due to the fact that the moon was blocked by the clouds making it impossible to use shadow possession jutsu.
All he felt now was like an injured target ready to be carved up.
Naruto could look on in enjoyment to see the person responsible pay with their mental health. Althought Naruto was split into killing Shika and just beating the hell out of him, he had learned from the fox that sometimes physical contact just wouldn't do on some people therefore he needed to learn how to attack people's mental weaknessess. Seems Naruto had taken it to heart and started practicing.
" Poor Chouji to have had to shed some tears as his best friend betrayed him only for a girl. All those years thrown away huh all for sex? All for your simple quiet ego, you're nothing more than Neji and Sasuke are now, people who get things handed to them and never earning it. Everytime someone would compliment you your silent ego was ready to explode until finally you said you know what I deserve Ino and Temari screw everyone else, tch tch...bad Shika." laughed Naruto in the dark forest as he used his yellow flash jutsu and his Kage bushin to scare the crap out of the pineapple man.
As Shikamaru became hysterical, he started throwing kunais all over the forest, his common sense and patience being blocked away by his paranoia and fear.
" Shut up ...I didn't want Chouji dead I just wanted him to..."
" Oh but he's dead now, his blood shed on your hands Shika all due to the fact your manhood wasn't satisfied with one gorgeous woman but you needed two. Sure people act like nothing happened but deep inside you know that no one can look at you the same. As for the women you supposedly cared for or loved...heheheh well you truly broke their hearts. Isn't that nice of you?" chuckled Naruto in the darkness of the night.
" Why are y-you d-doing t-this t-to m-me?" cried Shikamaru as he kneeled down in tears.
" Why? Because it's all the same to you emo assholes, you take people for granted, you arrogantly walk around like your god's gift to women, plus emos annoy the hell out of me. I would beat your's, Neji's and Sasuke's asses if it wasn't for the stupid Konoha council which by the way has been acting real... what's that word you use? Oh yes...troublesome and I'm about to pull their heads out of their asses soon which I hope you'll be there. Anyways I do have a solution for you in which you won't be bleeding or dead tonight."
" What is it?" nervously asked Shikamaru trembling with fear.
" Ahh I'm glad you listened ok rule number one, never are you allowed to be near Temari or Ino alone or with others again am I understood?" firmly state Naruto.
" Yes..."
" Good rule number two you must ask for a punishment to the council and hokage stating that you're out as a shinobi of the hidden leaf for life or until dire emergency. You may still be able to train with the shinobi but after out of training grounds you're a civilian. Comprehend?" curiously asked Naruto as he slightly squinted at the Jounin Nara.
" C-Can I a-ask y-you something?" worriedly asked Shika.
" Sure, dattebayo..." smiled a bright smile towards Shika making it as the eyes of Shika a mocking smile.
" What made you such an asshole?"
" Me an asshole? Oh no buddy you see I'm tired of thinking of you , Neji , Sasuke as my otou-tous , best friends, when in fact you walk all over me like I'm the idiot. Seems we switched places huh? Well I'm bored of this conversation so here...Rasengan!!" as Naruto's move using less chakra so it wouldn't kill the old teammate threw Shikamaru five hundred feet knocking him out unconsciously.
/ Well that took care of the problem didn't it fox?/
/ I should still say you should kill him and use his skin as a prop or for what you humans call comedy./
/ You're sick bastard fox./
/ Thank you, you're too kind./
/ Smartass./
As Naruto flashed away a silver haired man had noticed the incident with only a few thoughts...
/ I'm sorry Naruto for not being there and I'm sorry sensei for letting Naruto get so angry at the world./ as the person vanished...
As Naruto sped off with Shikamaru he decided to leave him in a place that was known for it's torture and mental destruction, the Anbu Interrogation and Torture building.
In the morning...
As Ibiki and Anko had decided to pop into the building they noticed a person wrapped with a bow and unconscious was lying on the floor.
" Woah somebody beat the holy hell out of the Nara, eh Ibiki-kun?" smirked the snake mistress.
" No, they only messed with his head Anko and badly might I say, let's take him to the Hokage." with that said Ibiki carried Shika and took off to the Hokage tower.
In the afternoon...
As Naruto was showering, a message bird had arrived at his window as it pecked on the window to be allowed entrance. Naruto had been a little tired from exercising his new skill so he just opened the window as a letter was dropped to his house and it read...
Naruto,
You are in some serious heat you are to report to the tower in the next two minutes or else I'll strip you of your Jounin vest...Hokage...
" Eh I'll take my time, the old witch doesn't rule my life..."and as Naruto took his sweet time he looked at an old picture of Team 7 and just laughed. He laughed not because the picture was funny but because he used to believe those three cared for him, now Naruto understands how the world works full of treachery, heartbreak, and lies. It dawn to him how Team 7 was not a team at all. Still he did remember the few good times and for that he would not hate them just separate himself from the group.
Meanwhile in the hokage tower...
From Team Gai to Team Asuma to Team Kurenai and some members of Team Kakashi awaited to see what was going on. They saw Tsunade as pissed as the time the council tried to exile Naruto.
" Where the hell is he, Shizune?" yelled the buxom blond.
" May I ask Hokage-sama why are we here? curiously asked Neji.
" Well due to the fact that a fellow shinobi was assaulted mentally last night." sighed Tsunade.
Everyone stood in shock, who would attack Konoha now that it's stronger than ever.
" Do we have any suspects, Hokage-sama?" asked Asuma still smoking his cigar.
" Yes and he should be arriving...soon."
" Hey where is Shika-teme?" asked Ino slightly irritated.
" That's what I wanted to tell you...Shikamaru was the one attacked last night. They had it planned out due to the fact it was a cloudy night and lured him into the forest and then somehow the Anbu Interrogation team found him mentally destroyed." stated a serious looking Tsunade.
As they waited a yellow flash appeared before them...it was...
" Yo, Hokage-sama how has it been?" smirked Naruto.
" Naruto you are a major suspect on the assault on Nara Shikamaru how do you plead?" Tsunade yelled as she angrily looked at Naruto
Every shinobi in the room was shocked by the accusations towards Naruto...he could never betray his friends could he?
Naruto just stared down on Tsunade and smirked...
" Yes Hokage-sama I did it and what of it?" smiled Naruto.
Tsunade sighed as she had to say the following words.." I'm sorry Naruto-kun but as of now you are under..." but as she was about to declare him arrested Shikaku decided to stop him.
" Stop...hokage-sama their is no need for punishment."
" Oh and why is that Nara-san?" confusedly asked Tsunade.
Neji could feel why he stopped Naruto, it seem Naruto had managed to get the truth out.
" It's because my son confessed to the hideous deed of killing the Akamichi boy. Chouza is one of my best friends and comrade I feel that my son deserves the punishment not Naruto-san." stated Shikaku as he lowered his head in shame.
" Very well as of now Shikamaru will be ex..."
" Hey I don't think execution will be of any use, hokage-sama." expressed Neji.
" He's right, at the end of the day Shika should live to realize his horrible deed. Killing him would only serve that traitor." sighed Naruto boredly.
" Very well Nara Shikamaru will not be executed but be released and banned from doing any shinobi duties. Now most of you leave except for you... Naruto-kun." smiled the Hokage with an evil smile
/ Damn what did I do now?/ questioned an annoyed blonde Jounin.
As the rest of the shinobi left, Naruto was their left with herself, Shizune and ...Kakashi?
" Yo Naruto how's it been?" smiled the one eyed Jounin.
" It's been ok Hatake-teme...so why did you leave me here Tsunade-sama?" asked Naruto as he eyed her closely.
" Oh ...right well you see ever since you've been gone Konoha has become flooded with mission requests."
" Yeah so what does that have to do with me other than you want me to lessen the job."
" Actually most of these villages have requested that you be part of the mission... Naruto you sure have won al lot of villages over." smirked the buxom blond.
" Yeah well I can't just do mission all the time I need some relax time." sighed the blond.
" True, I have send a message to these villages and well since you have missions and for all you have done for the village, you can choose when and what time you want your missions so here's three choices for today... First mission, from the Land of Snow, Princess Yukie has requested you and two medic nins to help train some warriors for a few weeks...Second mission, Sasame Fuma has requested you and two taijutsu shinobi to help her clan and town physically train in case of combat...Third mission , you have been requested to defend a princess from pirates who escaped one of the elite prison in the land...the Rukekuka prison in the land of Earth. So choose which one Namikaze-san?"
/Damn, well I'm too tired from fighting, hell fighting five Akatsuki can wear you for life, but in the other hand, ok.../
" Ok Hokage-sama I choose the first mission..." smiled Naruto as he placed his hands lazily above his head.
Everyone was a little suprised by his choice, Naruto would usually choose adventure over training.
" Trust me, I've had my share of fighting for awhile, so obviously Sakura-san will be going with me but who else is in the medical field, well besides Shizune-san. Not that I wouldn't want you on my squad Shizune-san." smiled nervously Naruto.
" Actually she is none other than Hyuuga Hinata... so prepare yourself for a long travel and one more thing..."
" Yeah?"
" When would you like your Hokage-in-training to start?" smiled Tsunade.
Naruto on the other hand wasn't smiling, didn't they realize he meant that his dream of becoming Hokage had died when he was told to scram by his own people. Sure he had no anger towards them but he was a little bitter and realized that he wasn't wanted in power.
" I already told you Tsunade-sama I decline the Hokage offer, I rather much be like my grandfather Jiraiya and become a sannin." smiled Naruto.
" Naruto it was your dream wasn't it?" Kakashi hesitantly answered.
" Refer to the was Kakashi, I realized when I'm not wanted besides Anbu is not for me but I would like to talk to the council about something." stated Naruto as an evil grin spread through his face creeping the rest of the people in the room before he vanished in a flash.
/ What did he mean about talking to the council about?/ asked Tsunade, Shizune and Kakashi as they stared towards each other.
Meanwhile with Hinata and Sakura at the hospital...
It had been twelve hours since their shift had started and they had dealt from giving birth to simple paper cuts to operations to just giving some old people their vitamins and they were finally finished.
" So Sakura-san do you have any plans this weekend? You could come over..." smile the ever elegant Hyuuga. In what seemed impossible the Hyuuga heiress was in power of the Hyuuga household and made Neji into her general in case she could not accomplish her duties while she became a medic nin. Truth be told she became ever young kunoichi's idol.
" Yeah sure I see why not..." smiled Sakura at one of her close friends. Sakura had finally become as strong as Tsunade and was second only to Hinata in being well respected in the village and in the Land of Fire.
As they smiled towards each other a messenge bird arrived and dropped them a letter that stated...
Hey Hinata-san, Sakura-san
Get ready , tomorrow morning we leave for Snow country to meet with Princess Yukie and her father so we can help them with some restoration. Be up by 7:30 so we can head out ...
P.S. Don't worry it will only take a few seconds to get there...gotta thank my pops for the technique...laters Dattebayo!!
Sakura and Hinata stared at each other in shock ...they were going to Snow with just each other...
That's when their inners came in...
/ YOSH IT'S TIME TO CAPTURE OUR FOXYKINS!!/
Little did Naruto realize his life was sure going to get handfull...
Meanwhile in the council tower...
Danzo , Koharu and the rest of the council members were having a chat when Naruto blasted the door down...
" Is anybody home?" chuckled Naruto.
" Demon!! What is the meaning of this?" angrily stated Danzo.
" Oh you see I'm here to make sure that you Danzo and Koharu are arrested for treason and illegal experimentation..."
Dum Dum...The council is about to be exposed for their supposed works of art...stay tuned...
Don't worry Harem is like this...Ten-Ten, Ino, Hinata, Sakura, Temari and a pairing of your choice which only include four...
A.) Shizune
B.) Sasame
C.) Shion (although I will need some info on her)
D.) Ayame
First to ten wins so vote sorry for the same shit just needing to know and if no one makes it to ten then it's just those five kunoichi...
Gomen nasai my bitches!! mwahahahaha