Naruto To The Rescue
I don't own Naruto...Wayne's World , dattebayo!!
Temari " He is seriously losing his mind."
Kankurou" You're telling me...oh a butterfly!" ran the supposed serious teddy bear ninja who was attacked by an angry bear after Kankurou had stolen its honey.
Temari " That looks like it hurts..."
Naruto" ttebayo ..."
Temari " Hey cutie, wanna be my boyfriend?"
Naruto" Wahhh, Heloves doesn't own me..." runs away as a crazy woman with a rope tries to catch him only for Naruto to trip and have Temari tie him up and have a shotgun wedding.
Seriously I don't own Naruto...
Author's note: Sorry for the short fight scene, I'm just no good at fights but will try better. Please bear with me, huh get it, bear.. ahh you don't get it...
" W-What do you mean, N-Naruto-kun?" worriedly expressed Hinata as she placed her hands near her mouth.
" I-It's just that... when Ero-sennin and I were traveling together we grew close although he would occasionally would go peek at women we were always talking about funny things or events never had any serious talks actually happened, but one night, when we were setting camp he just told me like he knew his death approached..." sighed Naruto while he lowered his head in sadness.
Flashback no Jutsu...
The stars were shining brightly as the wind blew gently against the trees. Naruto had just finished catching the fish for him and Jiraiya to eat when he noticed his sensei staring at the fire with intensity.
" Ero-sennin, what are you doing?" asked Naruto with a slight raised eyebrow.
" Oh nothing, Naruto, well it's just that I need to have a talk with you..." smiled the sannin at who he saw as the next great line of Namikaze to arise.
" Oh sure what about?" excitedly questioned the blond as he sat down on a log looking on with a gleam of excitement in his eyes.
" Naruto, life is short and sometimes you have to realize that you may not be able to get the things you want. Do you understand me boy?" sighed the toad sannin as he looked at Naruto hoping he would grasp what he was trying to warn him about.
" Not really, I mean how come you sound so wise all of a sudden? Usually you're trying to get me to read your perverted books or talking about Obaa-chan's boobs." expressed one confused blond.
Jiraiya just rubbed his eyes in frustration, how could Naruto had survived this long without any intellectual thoughts.
" First off, it's not that hard to understand Naruto it means sometimes you need to learn to give up on the thing you cherish the most and secondly I used to be you at one point in my life." explained Jiraiya while looking at Naruto with such sadness that even Naruto understood what he meant in his words.
" When I was young I used to believe that Tsunade would grow to love me as I used to love her." the white haired man stated while poking at the fire with his stick.
" No way you were in love with...well it does explain all those attempts of dates or perverted dates."
" Yeah and I thought if I just keep fighting for her, then one day she'll realize that I was always there for her and would give me a chance but that day never came and when I saw her blushing madly at Dan, Tsunade's love, it really hurt me because I knew I lost her. I guess I just don't want you disappointed like I was when you see Sakura-san kissing the traitor. So spare yourself the heartbreak kid, because if you don't, you'll end up like me, always chasing something I can never have." as a small drop of tears fell on Jiraiya's face, as he slowly got up and walked towards his tent .
End Flashback
Rookie Nine just stood in a circle with gloomy eyes staring at Jiraiya's student.
" I never was able to see Tsunade the same again, and that's why Sakura..."as Naruto turned to face her.." I don't have feelings for you. My sensei knocked me off my ass and taught me that maybe you should be with whoever you want to be with and not force myself on you. You and I can never be together, but we can be friends." as a small smile appeared across Naruto's face.
" Y-Yess I-I guess w-we can..." as Sakura shook Naruto's hand that he had lifted as a sign of friendship her heart was saddened but understood why Naruto no longer saw her in the glamour light.
" Man Naruto now I understand why you were so pissed with Dan. He's basically like..."
" The teme? Yeah I know..." as Naruto coughed to the side, Shikamaru noticed that the liquid on the floor was blood.
" Hey Naruto are you ok?"
" Yeah ...cough...why...cough..." as Naruto started to get major pains in his chest, he grasped his heart.
" Yosh Naruto-kun you're flames of youth... you're unyouthfully sick!" yelled the green suited Jounin.
" No...cough...its..." before he could answer Naruto's eyes rolled to the back of his head and collapsed on the floor.
" Naruto!!" yelled the Rookie Nine.
" Naruto-kun!! What do we do, Sakura-san?" asked a very distraught Hinata who was watching her beloved on the floor.
As Sakura used her medical skill to see if anything was wrong, she listened to Naruto's heart only to heart erratic heart beats.
" HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!! " as Sakura's eyes were in horror.
The rest of the group were in panic mode till Shikamaru snapped them out of it with a whistle.
" Look I know what I did to Chouji was fucked up and I'm sorry killing him and you probably don't trust me but you guys have to listen to me if you want Naruto to survive...Kiba use Akamaru as a stretcher since he's big, Naruto won't fall off plus we can rush him to the hospital faster. Ino, Sakura you guys go get Tsunade and tell her we got an emergency!! Shino, Lee, Hinata you go inform the sensei's about this incident. We can't let them find out on their own..." as the five shinobi rushed to get help and inform the sensei's only Neji and Shika were left.
" What can I do to help?" anxiously asked Neji who wanted to help not only a comrade but a good friend.
" You go to the hospital and when Tsunade and the rest get there use your buyakugan to find the cause of Naruto's heart attack." Shikamaru nodded to Neji.
" Right! Let's go Kiba-san."
" Right , come on Akamaru to the hospital!" yelled the worried dog boy as the four rushed to the hospital.
/ I'm sorry everyone for my jealousy getting the better of me,Chouji my friend, I hope I can make it up to you and everyone my friend./ as Shikamaru sighed and ran fast.
Meanwhile at the Hokage Tower...
Tsunade had been on the same spot for an hour staring at the blue sky. After her confrontation with Naruto she was wondering why Naruto had a distaste for Dan. What could he have possibly done to him? As Tsunade continued staring out of the window, Shizune walked in.
" Oh hey Shizune, so you got the sake?" asked Tsunade after turning around from the window on a crisp day.
" Yes m'lady but I think you were a little too hard on Naruto-kun, don't you think?" asked Shizune slightly scared knowing that Tsunade may take her wrath on her as well.
" Yeah but I don't get why that brat had to be so rude, I mean, I thought Naruto always gave everyone a smile and hi but this time he just gave Dan a cold glare, it doesn't make sense." shook Tsunade in confusion.
As Shizune placed the sake bottle and the cups, Ino and Sakura rushed in.
" Tsunade-sama...Naruto..." as Ino tried to explain to the Hokage she couldn't catch her breath.
" What...Ino ...is trying to say...is that Naruto-kun had a heart attack!! Please help sensei!!" cried Sakura who was on her knees tired and scared.
" Let's go Shizune!!" yelled the Hokage as she ran out of the office.
Meanwhile with the Jounin lounge...
Iruka and Kakashi were arguing something about Icha Icha Paradise when Lee, Shino , and Hinata ran in.
" What's going on with you three?" asked Iruka concerned.
" Naruto-kun's flames of youth are in grim danger!!" yelled the green beast of Konoha.
" What do you mean in danger? What's going?" asked a confused Asuma.
" N-Naruto-kun...he.." was all Hinata could say before she started crying only to have Kurenai hug her to comfort the young Hyuuga princess.
" What Hinata-san and Lee-san were trying to say is that Naruto-san had a major heart attack and is in the hospital."
The room stood in eerie silence, it couldn't be possible, Naruto was the healthiest shinobi they knew. Iruka wasted no time and dashed off to go see his adopted young brother and so did the rest of the jounin well except for one.
" Youthful Kakashi-san aren't you coming to cheer on Naruto-kun to survive such dastarly disease." questioned Gai.
Kakashi said nothing, this becoming to reminiscent of when he lost his sensei and now scared that he may lose another person he grew to like.
Gai could only watch his youthful rival in such an un youthful mood before he took off.
/ I'm so sorry , Naruto./ expressed the one eyed man.
Meanwhile in the hospital...
There stood the Rookie nine and Temari who had heard the terrible news and sent a letter to her brother. After all , Gaara and Kankurou had grown close to Naruto all these years and needed to be informed. The sight of Naruto though pained all the shinobi...
As Naruto layed on the hospital bed on life support, not being energetic, not yelling for ramen, but silent, lifeless...
Not a single Jounin able to handle the scene without tears pouring out...
" What caused this to happen to him?" asked Neji to himself in shock to see a good friend in a bed in a coma.
As Naruto was taken to the operating room, all the rookie nine forgetting about each other's squabble and just talked , hugged, and clasp their hands , hoping Kami wouldn't take Naruto so early.
Six hours had past before Tsunade and Shizune came out with sweat and tears as they brought Naruto to one of the rooms and attached him back on the breathing machine...
" Well...Tsunade-sama...is he... alive?" sniffed Sakura as she along the rest of the shinobi looked weary of tears coming out.
" Yes, we found out that Naruto had gotten a new and rare case of heart disease called Broken Heart Syndrome. Luckily new medic research had found this disease so we were able to help Naruto." sighed Tsunade wiping her tears away from what looked like a very wet towel.
" Broken Heart Syndrome? What is that Hokage-sama?" asked a frizzy hair Ino after hours of waiting to see if the blond had survived looked like hell.
Tsunade just looked to the side not wanting to answer so Shizune stepped in to help her master.
" Well it's as Tsunade-sama said it's a rare case when the human heart gets damaged due to emotional distress. It seems that Naruto-kun's heart arteries were damaged causing coughing up blood and set off the heart attack."
" He will be better all he needs is rest and he'll be back on his feet. Now leave him be and tomorrow you may be able to come visit him." as Naruto pushed out the rest.
" M-May I stay with him, Hokage-sama?" asked Hinata with eyes that pleaded to be beside Naruto.
" I'm sorry Hyuuga-san but no one but me and Shizune can stay and look after him, in case his symptoms get worse." as the two women walked back in to the operating room
As evening arrived, the shinobi just walked out no one able to speak as the rookie nine separated from each other, tired, beaten.
The Next Day...
/ Kit, are you all right?/ asked the somewhat worried fox.
/ Yeah but that pain last night was as painful as I've ever experienced./
/ Well that Hokage of yours saved you fool, so be grateful./
/ I guess but something throws me off about Dan...when I was near him I got the scent of snake./
/ Then be on alert, kit, he may be a traitor./
/ Right./
As Naruto slowly opened his eyes he examined the room only to find a bowl of food. So Naruto did what any person could do...use his strength to find out what kind of food it was and to his pleasant surprise, it was ramen.
The warm sensational smell of ramen had come in contact with Naruto's nose as he examined making him drool. Wearily he sat up and began eating his food with a small smile.
Shizune had been taking charts for all the patients placing when she turned to look at Naruto's room to find the blond sitting up.
" Naruto-kun!" expressed the raven haired medic nin.
" Hey Shizune-chan how you been?" waved Naruto as he ate his bowl. The only response he got was that she rushed towards Naruto and hugged him tears of joy rushing out of her eyes.
Naruto smiled, she really did care for him, so he did the only thing he could think of... he hugged her back.
" We were all worried for you, Naruto-kun. We thought you weren't going to make it." grimly said Shizune.
" Well I'm still alive and kicking...say where's Hokage-sama?" curiously asked Naruto.
" I'm right here brat..." as the blond buxom Hokage walk in with a chart with a relief smile on her face.
" Tsunade...I-I'm sorry for what I did...and thank you.." as Naruto bowed grateful to her.
Tsunade looked at Naruto, walked towards him and hugged him shocking both Naruto and Shizune.
Flashback No Jutsu
As the medic nin rushed from the tower to the hospital, Sakura decided to speak up...
" Tsunade-sama is it true that Jiraiya-sama had feelings for you?"
Tsunade stopped along with Ino and Shizune who were curious to see where this was going.
" Sakura, why do you bring this up now?" asked Tsunade in a very irritated fashion.
" W-Well before Naruto-kun had the heart attack he told me that you ...well took Jiraiya-sama for granted." expressed Sakura as she closed her hands together scared for her life.
Tsunade looked down in shame, how could she tell Sakura or anybody how she used to treat Jiraiya.
" Y-Yess I guess I did take him for granted, him always being there for me. I just thought that he would always be with me, I guess Kami proved me wrong and now it hurts to have him gone..." as Tsunade looked up with an" I'm sorry "look.
" No time to remorse Hokage-sama we have to get to the hospital...Naruto-kun needs us!" yelled a desperate Ino.
" Right..." as Tsunade rushed her thoughts continued to pile on until she saw the image of the incident earlier and smiled. She understood why Naruto despised Dan so much ...
/ Naruto, to look out for your godfather, that is very sweet of you. You really did care for him.../ were the last thoughts before she rushed in the hospital determined to save the last Namikaze.
End Flash back
" Trust me Naruto, I heard why you hated Dan...and I did grow to love that idiot. I miss him everyday..." whispered Tsunade as she shed some tears on Naruto's shoulders, while Naruto was happy to know that his sensei did win her over and had a huge happy grin on his face.
" Awww..." went a group of shinobi who entered the room to see a touching moment.
" Hey guys it's good to see.." would have said more but Kiba interrupted Naruto.
" What the hell Naruto, man? We were all worried for you? How come you didn't say that you had heart problems?" yelled the dog boy as he grabbed Naruto by the hospital gown collar.
" Kiba-san that is enough we can't afford Naruto to rise his emotional intensity right now." stated Shino unemotional.
" Yes, Shino-san is right we all must keep our emotions in check. Naruto since when did these symptoms start and be honest." sweetly asked Tsunade.
Everyone looked worried that maybe they had seen the symptoms and didn't do nothing about it.
" It was the day I found out about Jiraiya's death...I was at home trashing my place in anger, punching the bed, using the rasengan to blow up the side of the building. After I calm myself down, I noticed blood trickled out of my mouth and thought nothing of it. Sakura you must have gone to my apartment and thought it as the villagers right?" as Naruto looked at all the shinobi, he looked at the window slightly squinting as if he was looking for an answer.
" H-Hai..."
" Naruto why didn't you come talk to someone, you could have talk to me if you wanted. We were all here for you..." expressed Iruka as he looked at Naruto who seemed to just shake his head.
" No, I couldn't, I can't explain it but I needed to be alone, even when Shikamaru tried to comfort me I ignored him. I mean I'm sorry for you Shika to have lost Asuma-sensei but at the end of the day , you got to walk home and have your mother and father comfort you and make you feel better. This was the first time in my life that I felt I had a father, someone who knew me best, and to lose , a mentor, a friend, a sensei who truly believed in me, who didn't think I was a waste of time it deeply hurted. Let's face it , at one time you Iruka-sensei thought I couldn't amount to anything. Everyone on in this room , other than Hinata, doubted me...except for Jiraiya. I started to understand why Sasuke-teme burned with rage. The Akatsuki took my family away from me. So while I don't like you Sasuke..." as he looked at Sasuke with a slight glare.
" I understand why you left the village and I too felt anger and hatred for those bastards.." sighed Naruto letting his head drop to cover his tears.
" Now you all know why I left to fight Pein and Madara, the men responsible for the deaths of thousands but more importantly those who killed my family. No one not even Kami, or Shinigami could have stopped me that day from vengeance." growled Naruto as he looked up at his comrades and senseis.
After a while, Iruka ruffled Naruto's hair and smiled.
" It's good to have you alive and well, Naruto.."
" Thanks, it means a lot...and sorry to call all of you out it's just that I wanted you all to know that Jiraiya-sensei meant a lot to me..." worriedly expressed Naruto.
" It's all right Naruto we all did treat you badly in the past." chuckled Ino.
" Ino-san is right, you deserved some respect after all you have done for us." expressed Neji .
All of the shinobi seemed to agree and each and everyone walked up to Naruto and either gave him a kiss on the cheek( Ino, Hinata, and Temari) ...handshake( the guys.
a youthful hug ( Gai and Lee with tears and a rainbow) and a normal hug.
" All right it's time for Naruto to rest up, he will be dismissed tomorrow." as Tsunade saw everyone leave she saw Hinata standing there as if nothing was going to stop her.
" S-Sorry H-Hokage-sama but I'm staying here with Naruto-kun and n-nothing is going to change that..." expressed a defiant Hinata shocking everyone that knew the shy princess.
" Very well , Hinata-san you may stay, but only if someone..." but was rudely interrupted by two fellow blond kunoichi yelling me's at everyone.
" Fine but don't make damn noise..." as the rest walked out Hinata looked at her comrades.
" We're here for you Hinata..."
" Yeah it's not like we're here to steal your boyfriend." smirked Temari.
" B-Boyfriend?" was the only thing the poor princess could spill out before she passed out...
Meanwhile later in the night with Dan outside of the Leaf village gates...
As Dan walked towards the inner part of the forest outside of the village he was greeted by Orochimaru...
" Ahh Dan-kun my good friend, how has it been?" smirked the paled shinobi...
" It's good to see you Oroch-san ..." bowed the long silver haired man.
" So ... are you still loyal to the cause?"
" Yes my friend, and trust me I have an excellent plan to take down Hokage-sama..."
" Oh and what would that be, Dan-kun?" hissed the snake summoner.
" Kidnap Nawaki-chan and Shizune-chan and hold them up for random, her life for theirs..."chuckled the traitor.
" Good , good I see I won't have to kill you...now onto business at hand..." as the two walked away in the dark forest...
Oh boy seems we have a traitor alert!! Can any one stop it?
Oh and by the way Broken Heart Syndrome is a real disease in which emotional stress can cause the heart to injure causing heart attacks , major depression, loss of hunger...the coughing of blood just for some drama for your mama!! I think!!