Naruto to the Rescue
I don't own this story, well I do but not the product or it's characters so don't blame me for what's been going on. Also I've been hearing rumors that Sasuke will die on the show. Just for info, Madara will kills Sasuke's stupid ass. So please quote me on this and then show off how I was wrong and you all were right. That will teach me to behave and such and to obey my reviewers command.
As for the latest controversy I assure you I did nothing wrong but to comment a lovely anime girl's ass and all I got was a slap in the face.
The room stood quiet unable to speak as the gallant Jiraiya stood there with his white hair, painted face and his vest all on him and the thing is he had a scowl on his face before he turned and bend down to Tsunade's level.
" You ok Tsunade-hime?" asked the frog sannin as he lend her a hand to get up as Tsunade took it, still in a daze to see Jiraiya and touched his face.
" You really are alive?" whispered Tsunade to Jiraiya who grinned and nodded as he kneeled to help the woman up.
" Well this certainly is a party, so who fights who?" asked Naruto as he eyed Dan and Orochimaru.
" You get Orochimaru, Dan is all mine." Jiraiya glared at the man who broke his beloved's heart.
" Fine not a big deal to me I was about to kill both of them anyways." shrugged Naruto as he readied his stance.
" Foolish boy do you not know who I am? I'm am a legendary sannin and you think you could defeat me?" arrogantly proclaimed Orochimaru snorting at the idea of Naruto defeating.
" First off Oroch it's been a while since we tangled and I've gotten strong enough to hold my own. Secondly who said about defeat? I'm here to end your life after betraying Jiji and killing him." snarled Naruto as he eyed the sannin.
" The old fool? Who cares about him, he showed me enough for me to no longer need this pathetic village." chuckled Orochimaru only to have a chair thrown at him before ducking.
" That old fool you are insulting was the first person in my life to believe in me and my skills. There are three lessons that you need to learn about me, number one, anyone that insults my friends and family will seriously be beaten or destroyed, two threatening my home is a serious violation that will go as murder when I kill you and lastly, underestimating my skills will lead to your downfall, ask Pein, Uchiha Madara, and Sasuke and you'll find out." smirked the blonde holding up his three fingers to imply the rules of Naruto.
Orochimaru just chuckled at what he thought was a joke... " You defeating those three I don't believe you little demon. Surely no one can defeat them." The sannin just brushed off the idea of the two leaders of the most powerful organization and a clan prodigy to be defeated by Naruto.
" Oh I wish you had seen it Oroch, this kid..." as he ruffled the blond's hair grinned with glory..." killed two of the most powerful shinobi alive and brought the Uchiha's arrogant ass back home. Here have this I think you might remember it..." Jiraiya said as he threw Madara's cloak to the snake.
" N-No i-it cannot be...i-it's Madara's!!" shook the sannin in fear as he looked back at the cold glare of Naruto.
" That's right and I'm about to show you a new seal technique." smirked Naruto as he began to do the handsigns for summoning the death god horrifying the room before he changed the last part.
" Summon box of the Reaper!!" shouted the blonde as a small cube appeared in front of Naruto and Jiraiya while Orochimaru just snorted.
" What is this attempt? I suppose you couldn't even summon the Death God how pathetic." remarked the snake sannin only to have Naruto chuckle at him for a bit.
" What makes you think I would summon him? No this was a technique I created where I could create a box that once I kill the opponent or gain a certain amount of my opponent's blood their souls are to be captured by the box and sent to Shinigami without me dying with you. A better version of the technique Jiji and my father used don't you think?" responded the blonde to have six pairs of eyes shock and awe at the new seal.
" Y-You lie!! Stop saying such childish things!" shouted the frighten snake.
" Well I guess you want a test drive and seeing as I'm behind you..." as a Naruto poofed behind Orochimaru and stabbed him, the box aimed at Kabuto or shall we say Oroch and began to suck his soul.
" N-N-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" was the scream as the body went limp and the box closed as it vanished into the dirt while the whole room went quiet until Dan and Jiraiya began to assault each other with kicks and punches before Dan tackled Jiraiya lauching the both from the room into the ground below.
Dan smirked as he drew a kunai aiming it at Jiraiya's heart preparing to land the final blow.
" Goodbye you pathetic excuse for a shinobi.." as he began to place it into the frog sannin's heart, a super powerful punch launched Dan into the building.
" Don't ever lay your hands on him!" growled the pony-tailed Hokage as she cracked her knuckles in anger.
Shizune and Nawaki just gawked at the blonde woman while Naruto just raised an eyebrow before he chuckled and went to arrest Dan.
" You ok pervert?" asked the worried slug sannin.
" O-Oh yeah j-just peachy." groaned Jiraiya as Tsunade helped him up.
" Sorry about what happened Tsu-hime you deserve better than that." sighed Jiraiya only to get a pair of soft lips smashed into his face and for a minute felt like he was in heaven.
" No Jiraiya, I owe you an apology, because even though you've been a big pervert, you've always been there for me so...thank you." smiled Tsunade as he grabbed his hand and blushed.
" I see two teenagers holding hands how sad." sarcastically said Naruto as he hung from the tree trunk with his chakra upside down as both sannin glared at Naruto.
" Yo." waved the blonde ignoring the killer intent and just ate an apple.
As Jiraiya looked around the thing he noticed was Naruto, his red jacket with black flames and his jounin vest, he resembled so much like Minato that it was scary.
" Oh yeah Tsunade, Jiraiya I'm a sannin now isn't that great? I'm your equal now." smirked Naruto at the reaction of Tsunade, Jiraiya,and Shizune.
" Y-Y-Your a sannin?" stuttered Jiraiya and Tsunade.
" Yep finished my training and best thing people respect me now but I digress we should be heading towards the villagers and shinobi and see if they're well." calmly explained Naruto as the others looked like the blonde had grown a second head.
" Well come on don't tell me you can't move faster, ero-sempai, hentai hag let's get going." smirked the blonde as the two other sannin behind him started chasing the blonde to beat the hell out of them, but would be sadly disappointed that they could no longer defeat the young man.
Meanwhile in the center of town...
The crowd had slowly begun to awaken to see clouds disappear and the night sky visible again.
" Ugh what happened?" asked the groggy Ino as she was helped up by Shino.
" We were under some sort of attack, I don't know who but the only ones awake were Kakashi-sensei, Naruto-san, Asuma-sensei, Temari-san, Neji-san and I. There were some Oto nins with him but we took care of it."the young man fixed his glasses.
" S-So where's Naruto-kun?" asked the Hyuuga heiress.
" Yo." waved Naruto as he had poofed in with Jiraiya and Tsunade walking slowly and surprising to everyone there holding hands with Shizune and Nawaki running behind to catch up to them.
" So how did this happen?" asked Kakashi curiously who had just arrived as well to see two blushing sannin.
" Well Kakashi-sensei, everything went down the crap hole when I discovered that Dan was a traitor to the village since he became a shinobi and had joined forces with Oroch. So out of nowhere this guy appears..." the blonde then just points at Jiraiya ..." we defeat both Oroch and Dan and well that's the end I suppose." sighed the blonde.
" Don't forget the part where Tsunade-sama recognized Jiraiya-sama's feelings, Naruto-kun." giggled Shizune as Tsunade blushed while the girls went aww and some of the guys nodded in appreciation.
" Yeah yeah but two see two ugly ass monsters holding hands, that's just disgusting." yawned Naruto as two pairs of fists nearly connected only for the jinchuuriki vanish in a yellow flash.
" Come here you baka Kimpatsu gaki!" shouted the young buxom Hokage as Naruto smirked from the tree.
" Hey take a joke mister I was just kidding." Naruto shook his head in disappointment but realized he made an error and Tsunade's fist connected to the young man launching him through some houses.
After reappearing, Tsunade called everyone in to the Hokage room or what was left and explained what had taken place leaving Naruto and Jiraiya alone to chat once again. After the long silence between the two, Jiraiya cleared his throat as he began to talk.
" Look at you Naruto you're the spitting image of your father." smiled Jiraiya only for Naruto to turn around and look at him non-chalantly.
" I guess." was all the blonde's answer as Jiraiya looked at Naruto, he clearly wasn't the same as he once remembered. The Naruto he remembered was loud and obnoxious but this Naruto was quiet, calm and passive.
" Jiraiya-sempai, what would you do if someone like Pein questioned all your beliefs into the ground, a girl you ignored most of your life told you she loved you then got beat up by the attacker, and to find out your father was the Hokage of a village all while losing two sisters and my other sensei? What could you do through all that? Nothing and you know why, because there was no time for me to mourn, or to blame myself, because I still had a job to do. I realize now that the Hokage job is never for me and for many reasons, I don't have the same heart and passion like I used to and if someone like Pein could easily manipulate words and cause me to nearly go nine-tails how strong am I really? I wonder if I still have things to learn before I am ready for Sage mode or controlling the fox's power. That's why I brought my friend's loved ones so they won't stop me from heading out to journey to calm my soul. I'm not like I used to be Jiraiya-sama, that old Naruto is gone." sighed Naruto as he pulled out a cigarette and blew out the air as Jiraiya stood quiet and nodded. Kushina and Minato would be bursting in tears to hear their child so broken.
What they didn't realize that the meeting room had everyone staring at the crystal ball and everyone looked upset or saddened at the images.
/ He still blames himself for all our deaths, stupid gaki it was never your fault./ thought Tsunade as she watched the other shinobi look hurt or saddened by the news.
" Kid that was years ago, you couldn't do nothing for that girl she wanted to protect you and people laughed at your ideas before and you just took it in stride." Jiraiya expressed seriously as Naruto waved it off.
" First off all when you've gotten blame for thousands of deaths for years you get used to getting accused of someone else's death, so for me Hinata's death was my fault, sure she's alive now, but I should have been the one to get hit with all of Pein's power I had the fox's healing powers after all and secondly something about that man said was so crystal clear that for once I understood why maybe my dreams were stupid. His concept was human but not human you know?" questioned the blonde as he put out his cigarrette and smiled at Jiraiya.
" But it's good to see you again Ero-sennin and I hope you and Tsunade-chan live a good, healthy life together cause I know you love her more than anything." smirked Naruto as Jiraiya patted the young man in the back.
" True but I care about you godson and remember I'll be here if you need me." smiled the frog sannin.
" Of course but I do need this trip, maybe my thoughts will become clearer on what I want in life once I'm out there you know?" asked Naruto as he stared at the moon.
" Yeah I got you and I've got to say you've gotten a lot smarter and wiser in your past few years Naruto." chuckled Jiraiya as he ruffled Naruto's blonde hair.
" So why don't you call Tsu-hime baa-chan anymore, if you haven't noticed it has made her feel like you don't care about her." questioned Jiraiya as Naruto shook a no at him.
" It's nothing like that , I just learned that I'm grateful for my life and therefore shouldn't push my luck with her I still care about her like family." said Naruto as he continued to puff his smoke.
" So how come you came back to life, Ero-sennin, I mean I sure as hell didn't bring you back." wondered the blonde as Jiraiya gave Naruto a smile.
" Well it's the darnest thing, you see Kami herself seemed to grow a shine for you boy and thought that maybe she would give you a break and well I was suggesting to her to bring your mom or dad but those two stubborn people said I should take the opportunity and so I did." calmly explained the frog sannin as Naruto looked at the sun and smiled as a tear dropped from his cheek.
" Well it's good to have you back perv." Naruto gave Jiraiya a cheesy thumbs up as the young man received one from Jiraiya.
" Good to be back, gaki."
Then the silence ate them alive again as Naruto waved goodbye before he walked home deciding he would gather his stuff, he had decided that within a week the young blonde would take off and retrieve some of himself he lost a long time ago.
Jiraiya looked at the diminishing blonde and sighed, Naruto always felt sad about small stuff but now he had put so much weight on himself that his expectations had become too great.
/ Hope you find what your looking for gaki, I sure as hell know you earned the title of sannin these past few weeks and months. Minato, Kushina you sure are missed by most but the one that needs you right now is your son. Keep him safe./ thought the sannin as he walked away.
Back in the Hokage tower...
Everyone just stood quiet as they all replayed the conversations over and over again.
" So Naruto's still placing blame on himself? That's not good Tsunade-sama." worriedly expressed Shizune as she looked at the boy who she had grown to admire and like not that she would admit it.
" Yes seems Naruto's still not as mentally healthy as first thought." said Tsunade as most kept thinking about the situation.
" Tsunade-sama what are we supposed to do? Naruto-kun's badly hurt and none of us know what do?" asked the exasperated Ino and Tsunade could clearly see that it bothered the rookie nine that they couldn't cheer Naruto up they almost felt like they let the blonde down.
" Listen he's still going through a rough patch just keep trying and eventually he'll come around just don't give up on Naruto." said Tsunade as everyone nodded as they walked out the Hokage's room.
/ Most of all Naruto stop giving up on yourself, you have meant the most to all of us and we don't want to see you walk the path of the traiter Uchiha./ Tsunade looked out the window as she placed her head on her shoulder trying to think of a way to make Naruto come back.
The next day...
As the streets were packed by civilians either chit chatting or busy buying products, Naruto walked slowly with his red jacket with the black flames flapping with the wind blowing the man's jacket like a proud flag swirls through the windy days. The look of the young man said it all, he was tired, confused and just looked distant that is until three certain young shinobi bumped into him.
" Watch were you're ...Naruto-niisan hey!" smiled the brown haired boy as he hugged Naruto surprising the young man.
" Oh hey Konohamaru good to see you and I see your with your teammates." smiled Naruto as he saw Udon bow to him in respect and was Moegi blushing as she stared at him? Weird.
" Hello Naruto-sama it's a pleasure to see you again." calmly said Udon as Naruto raised an eyebrow.
" You don't need to call me sama I'm good with you calling me just Naruto." chuckled the blonde as he ruffled Udon's hair before he looked at Moegi.
" Hi Moegi it's been..." was all Naruto could say as the girl hid behind Konohamaru with a blush on her face.
" H-Hello N-Naruto-kun." stuttered the young teen girl surprising Naruto and Konohamaru of her calling him Naruto-kun.
/ That tone of voice reminds me of someone I just can't figure out who./ thought the blonde as a certain Hyuuga a few distances away sneezed at being mentioned.
" Well I don't remember you being shy Moegi but it's been good to see you three so what's up?" asked Naruto as Konohamaru slapped his head turned red of embarrassment.
" Yeah the old lady asked for you saying that she needs you for a mission. Something about a priestess or something." Konohamaru explained as Naruto nodded his head in understanding and vanished in a yellow flash causing three young teens to gasp in amazement.
With Tsunade...
She couldn't stop humming a happy tune she didn't know why but today was a fine day indeed. Last night she had one of the greatest nights with Jiraiya treating her like a princess and when she kissed him..well Tsunade was getting a major blush thinking about it not noticing the smirking blonde behind her.
" So everything went well huh Tsunade-sama?" questioned Naruto as she fell backwards on her chair.
" Stupid gaki next time warn me that you're here instead of scaring the crap out of me." lectured Tsunade.
" Very well, so you called for a mission of some sorts?" curiously asked Naruto as the blonde buxom woman tapped on her table as she kept looking out the window.
" Yes we've got an emergency mission, the priestess Shion has been kidnapped and taken hostage. Demon country has asked us for their help therefore since your a sannin you are allowed to reject or take this mission. So what are you going to do?" asked Tsunade with her hands clasp together as she eyed Naruto who just grabbed his chin before he shook his head.
" Well I'm taking it of course but who else is coming with me, certainly I'm going to need back up."
The young blonde woman looked out most of the shinobi of the hidden leaf had already gone to other missions the only ones left were Lee, Ino, and of course Shizune due to the fact Team Kurenai and Team Asuma were called by Star village.
" Well we don't have much man power do we? Oh well I'll take what I can get, so I'm taking Lee, Ino and Shizune ok." sighed Naruto as the door opened to reveal Shizune.
" Tsunade-sama I've brought you some tea... Hello Naruto-kun." lightly blushed Shizune as Tsunade smirked finding some gossip while Naruto just scratched his head in confusion and just waved.
" Well Shizune-san due to the fact we're low on shinobi availability your coming with me to Demon country to find and save Shion." calmly explained Naruto as Shizune's eyes widen at being hired for a mission.
" Well that settles it, so go rendezvous your team and get going." Tsunade ordered as Naruto and Shizune bowed before they both walked out the room.
Silence was all the thing going on as Naruto would just look at Shizune before she blushed at the attention.
" So sorry to hear about your uncle again." Naruto said as he walked slowly with his hands in his pockets.
" I'm just disappointed in him I wish he hadn't hurt Tsunade-sama like that. She's been like a mother to me." sighed the young brunette as Naruto placed a hand on her shoulder.
" Nothing we could have done, Tsunade-baa-chan just had to realize that sometimes the things we seek are not what they appear to be. In the end, we realize the things we took for granted is worth fighting for."
Shizune looked at Naruto and nodded with a small smile, maybe it was better for Tsunade to find out after she seemed happier with Jiraiya than even with her uncle.
" Anyways I see Rock Lee over there so let's head over." Naruto and Shizune walked towards the bowl hair cut man as he was spilling his flames of youth on the restaurant.
" As I was youthfully standing there..." stopped mid sentence as he noticed his blonde comrade walking his way..." Oh Naruto-kun how are your flames of youth today?" asked Lee as he smiled brightly at the two making Shizune nervous while Naruto shook it off.
" Pretty good Lee but I've gotten a certain mission and I'm going to need your help." said Naruto as the eccentric green spandex jounin grew a bigger smile.
" Why of course I would join your youthful quest Naruto-kun!! Your adventures have led me to be envious of your power of youth and thus in order to become stronger I should join such adventures." stood up Lee as he gave Naruto and Shizune a thumbs up.
" Eh right anyways we still need to get Ino so let's hurry.." and the trio rushed off as they went to the Yamanaka's flower shop.
Meanwhile at the flower shop...
Ino Yamanaka was having a terrible day, her favorite dress had ripped, she broke two vases for the roses and she was stuck in the shop while the rest of the shinobi were all out doing missions.
" This stinks, even forehead is out on a mission and I'm stuck working. I wish Ibiki-sensei would train me for Interrogation. If you have any mercy kami you'll help me get out of this shop." and just like that Ino's prayer was answered as Naruto walked into the store.
" Yo Ino, we've got an emergency mission and I need you so if you want come..." as soon as the words got out of Naruto, Ino jumped from the counter, wrote a note and placed it on the table and smiled at Naruto.
" Let's go!" excitedly said the platinum blonde kunoichi as Naruto raised an eyebrow before he exited the shop.
After finally coming together, the four shinobi stood around with Naruto pulling out the info on the suspects of the kidnapping. After looking at the images the blonde stood shocked.
" Naruto-kun why are you surprised to see these criminals?" curiously asked Lee as Ino and Shizune wondered as well.
" Lee it's because I've faced these criminals before, in past missions I defeated them, we've got to hurry." Naruto's panicked voice answered as the shinobi took off.
Next chapter...I'll reveal the criminals but I have given you some clues so dattebayo everyone and remember children are our mistake.
To Yondaime-sama he's one bad motha...such my mouth but I'm just talking about Yondie...anyways I hope Naruto kills Pein and begins preparations to kill Sasuke