"Why is she coming now? Can't she just, like, die or something?" Yuki said, flinging her arms out, hitting a passerby villager who scurried away, muttering. Anko raised her eyebrows and leaned heavily on her friend. "That's your mom your talking about, honey. Where's the love?" she said in a slurry voice, her dark eyes swimming. Yuki glared. "Yes, leaving me alone in a village filled with psycho pedophiles is really loving!" she snapped, pushing Anko off her shoulder. The bang and meowing from stray-cats were unavoidable as Anko stumbled into an alley.
"Hey!" she called as she came back out, cats jumping out from everywhere. "That was uncalled for!" she said and crossed her arms, avoiding to look the kunoichi in the eyes. Yuki sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose. "Anko-chan..." she said slowly, closing her eyes. Anko swirled around, as if she was dancing somehow. "Yeeees..?" she drawled with a broad grin, forgetting to be angry. "Can I hide at your palce for a few months?" Yuki said, flashing the ultimate puppy-pout at the drunken woman.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
"PLEASE! Please, Anko-chaan!" Yuki said and clasped her hands together, widening her eyes and pouted. Anko covered her eyes with her hands as she stumbled away from the threathening woman. "It burns! Nooo! The cuteness! Gah!" Anko wailed as she turned around, only to fall flat down on her face. The cat she tripped on screeched and jumped away. Yuki sweatdropped and sighed loudly. "Should have known.." she murmured and went to pick dear Anko up from the ground.
"Ooow.." Anko complained as she rubbed her face with one hand. Yuki glowered at her. "No more vodka for you!" she said angrily as Anko gasped in fear. "No! Take my food, take my toilet paper, take my 'TOYS' even, but not my booze! I'll die!" she screamed at Yuki, gaining a lifted eyebrow at the word 'toys'. "Do you have something to tell me?" she asked Anko, who looked a little lost. "Yes, I do." Said a more masculine voice from behind them.
"The hell?!" Anko yelled and fell down. The man sticked his nose out of his bright book for a moment to look at the sprawled female carelessly. "Smooth." He commented before turning back to Yuki, "I owe you a favour, don't I?" the infamous Copycat ninja said, stuffing his book back in his face, but Yuki knew he was watching her. "Yeah, I guess.. For doing nothing.." she answered, muttering the last thing under her breath. She had rescued his beloved 'literature' collection for being burned to the ground by a cackling Anko.
The prize was having Kakashi worshipping her feet for four months, and Anko not speaking to her for six.
Kakashi lowered his book, and his eye wrinkled, showing that he was smiling. "You can crash at my place!" he said, exitement laced in his voice. "Whaat?" Yuki said in disbelief, jaw dropping a few inches. "B-but.." she stuttered as Kakashi flipped to a new page in his interesting books. Anko pulled harshly on Kakashi's pants, which was ignored perfectly by Hatake-sama himself. "No buts, I overheard your conversation earlier-", "YOU WHAT?" Yuki cut him off, but she was also ignored, and he droned on. "I can't let this chance of repaying my depth go away. Since someone is unwillingly to help a friend." He said and kicking Anko's legs away from his private area.
Anko pouted and crossed her arms childishly, laying down on the hard ground. Yuki stared at them, thinking about her possibilities. She could, A. Be home and handle(killing) her insane, sad mom, or she could, B. Sleep over at a perverted, former ANBU captains apartment and may suffer from severe braindamage caused by that experience. She bit her lip and pictured both situations and decided.
"Okay, old man." Kakashi's head snapped up to glare at the name, but Yuki just smirked and winked playfully. "Looks like you got yourself a roomie." She said and shrugged slightly. She turned her head and didn't see his eyes light up. "Okay... Roomie.." he said in an teasing tone as he walked away. "I'll see you tomorrow.." he called over his shoulder, before ingrossing himslef in his book again. Yuki sighed and rubbed her bare arms that suddenly had goosebumps. Anko blinked at her in shock.
"You did not just do that." She said and held up an accusing finger at her. Yuki looked at her, as if questioning the drunk lady. "What? It's your fault!" Yuki said and frowned. Anko sneered. "Not! You were all winky and flirty, I was just.. Laying here!" she said, fully sober all of a sudden. Yuki rolled her eyes and coughed to mask a laugh. "Yeah, that didn't come out right, Anko-chan.." she said with sparkly eyes as Anko hit her forehead. "You see? Five seconds and your all pervert already!" she said and smirked as Yuki blushed deep red.
Yuki yawned and began to walk down the way. "I'm sleepy. Let's go home.". Anko rolled her eyes behind her back and hauled herself up. "Someone is gonna get some.." she sang quietly, smiling as Yuki froze. "I'm not interested in old men!" she screeched with a red face, glaring at Anko. Anko bent over laughing and pointed at Yuki's face. "Oh, kami.. Your redder than a spanked butt!" she said and slapped her back. Yuki turned and began to yell at Anko, but was drawn into a hug that cut off her yelling. "Shut up, I thought you were tired?" she said teasingly. Yuki huffed and blew some white strands out of her face.
"If I get raped by him, I'm blaming you."