Calling Shikaku Yuki a lucky woman depends on which point of view your looking at it from. That is also the reation that will follow a random type of action being done by Hatake Kakashi.
If your Mitarashi Anko, it´s time to barf and commit seppuku.
If your Ichiraku Ayame, it´s raping time.
Yuki is neither of these women, so she has an unique reaction: Scream as hell.
Kakashi will never find out why she didn´t respond positively to his move. Litterally speaking.
"What is the matter with you?!" she screamed and threw a pair of shoes on him.
He ducked skillfully and gazed incredously at her. "It felt right at the moment." he shrugged and took a step to the left to dodge a huge .. Doll or something. It looked creepy.
Yuki sneered while grabbing new things form the boxes that were all over the floor. Stupid sexy man! Moving my stuff into his apartment! He saw my bedroom! I´ve hidden it so long and he sees it! I feel so violated and.. And.. Humiliated! God, he´s gonna pay the price of messing with me! she thought angrily before she flung yet another heavy object at him, aiming low.
CLANG!
Kakashi´s eyes widened and his hands reached for his special place before he fell over in feeble position.
Yuki stare in wonder. The great Copy ninja down with a nut damage caused by a geisha doll!
Her lips curved into a smile before she broke into a laughter. She couldn´t control it, it just flew over her lips. She embraced herself to cease the shaking of her abdoment, but it didn´t stop. Until she heard a poofing sound. "Fuck me sideways and call me mother Mary.." she whispered as the smoke thinned to reveal a log. " A replacement!" she muttered loudly and jumped as to warm hands gripped her shoulders.
"I would like if you stopped throwing dolls at me, Yuki-chan." his smooth voice whispered into her ear as his hands moved down around her waist and pressed her against his rock hard frame.
Yuki blushed. Hard. Furiously. Take a picture. It was tomatoe-Hinata-Naruto-hug-red. If he had said that sentence normally, she would scoff. But he didn´t. She opened her mouth to answer smartly, but not a sound came out.
Kakashi smirked unnoticed into the crook of her neck and his hand dissapeared under her shirt.
Yuki gasped and became redder.
Kakashi raised an eyebrow andbegan to draw small circles on her stomach, while breathing on her earlobe. "It´s not that bad, ne, Yuki?" he said huskily.
Yuki couldnt help herself from imaging those pictures. Hatake Kakashi had just commited yobisute(1)! And frankly, she didn´t feel that offended!
Kakashi sniffed the soft skin on her neck and almost groaned. She smelled of vanilla.
"Dog.." Yuki whispered, trying to calm herself down.
Kakashi chuckled and licked her neck. "Hai?" he muttered, his hands beginning to travel further up on her stomach.
Yuki took a sharp intake of breath before she pushed away from him firmly. "Don´t be a such pig." she smiled at him.
Kakashi (Yuki has a magical through mask-a-vision) pouted but it was quickly replaced by a smug look. "Then I´ll be a hound." he stated for himself before turning his back on the confused female.
"A hound?" Yuki muttered as she cocked her head. "Why do I feel like running away?"
Me: Okay, thank you for all readers, reviewers and pickers! I love you all!
Kami-sama: NO HUGGING!
Me: T-T You suck.
Kami-sama: EEH?! Sônna! Nande?!
Me: Hugging is a human resource, how dare you ask!
Kami-sama: Blasphemy, child.
Me: Hai- I still don´t belive it.
Naruto: Sônna! T´bayo!
Me: -.-; Please adopt Naruto!
Japanese corner!
(1) Yobisute: No use of suffix, very intimate and private way of adressing a person. Yobisute is mostly used by married couples, inbetween family or close friends. In other references, yobisute is counted as an offense.
Sônna: Means "Never", "I don´t believe it".
Nande: "Why?"
T´bayo: A version of Naruto´s line Dattebayo, which have been translated to "Believe it."
That´s all for now! Sorry it´s short but my mom thinks I should turn my sleeping routine back, and it´s 2.33 in the morning now so.. Nightie night!