Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did; Sakura would have acted like Inner Sakura, and Hinata would be a mini-Anko :D But sadly they aren't, so obviously I don't.
Sorry for the shortness of the last chapter! Lazyness and a heavy insomnia has it's faults! Plus; If you feel like commenting on my spelling or grammar, go right ahead! I have no clue if my english grammars are right, I write how I feel like it.
'Fuck you.' - Inner.
'Fuck you.' - Thoughts of POV-character.
"Fuck you." - Normal speaking.
Enjoy :P
Yuki was currently shopping vegetables, when she froze in mid-action. It hit her like a gust of wind, the feeling. You have this feeling in your gut. It's a nervous, highly unpleasant feeling. It was so nervously unpleasant, it was unpleasant how nervous Yuki became because of it. And she couldn't find out excactly why she felt that way at that moment. It could have been the nervousness of her mothers whenever-that-happened-visit, or the fact she hadn't retrieved any mission for 1 week. Or it could be her roomie's mysteric and suspicious words.
Yuki silently continued to grab fresh vegetables and placing them in the brown bags, before moving on to the fruit section of the stand. Kakashi had been outmost molesting her two nights ago, not that she minded so much, even though she cursed herself for it. At the same night he had given her almost an warning. "Then I'll be a hound." sounded innocent enough for a normal person, but it couldn't be. In Yuki's ears it was a threat of her life. Of her virtue too for that sake. She doubted in her mind around that excact word, and a little voice sneaked in her head.
'You know you want it.' Yuki shuddered at the rawness of the voice. It would be heard through one of Gai and his students tirades of 'YOUTH!'.
'W-who are you? What the hell do you mean by that?' she said, stammering slightly in the beginning. Don't blame her for not being used to confront foreign voices in her head.
A loud chuckle rumbled in her head. 'You want him!' came the singing reply.
That was about the time when Yuki crushed the poor peach in her hand. '...Excuse me?' she thought coldly, killer intent radiating off her like strong perfume in the summer.
A few civilians stiffened and sent her hurried glances before scurrying away. The stand owner eyed her warily with widened eyes and muttered religious phrases. "Kami-sama... Drain her anger off my fruit.."
Yuki didn't even listen to the obscure sentences the man whispered, but contined to make peach juice in her hand. Inbetween a radius of five yards the temperature dropped to -25C. Hatake Kakashi, whatever you are up to; I will stop you no matter what!
On training ground 7, the grey-haired male sneezed. He blinked and gazed at his students who were throwing kunai at a poor cat. "Must be Yuki-chan thinking about me.. How cute.." he muttered with a adoring smile on his face.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!! YOUR DOING IT AGAIN!!" Naruto yelled outraged, pointing a finger accusingly at him.
"I have no idea what your talking about, Naruto. I was just sitting here." Kakashi said matter-of-factly.
Sakura stepped forward. "Your not reading your book, it's a clear sign that your thinking of Yuki-san again!" she said loudly, joining the point-at-sensei-gang.
Kakashi just rubbed the back of his head. "Maa... Is it really that obvious?" he asked his students.
"YES!" Sakura and Naruto chorused.
Kakashi looked bored again. "I was really thinking about how much I wanted some cookies." he said with an raised eyebrow.
"EEH?! SÔNNA!" it came shocked from his two loud students. Both of them turned to the third, expecting a 'hn, losers.' from him.
5,
4,
3,
2,
1,
"Your lying." Sasuke sniffed before turning his head.
Sakura fainted while Naruto attacked him head on. "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO SASUKE?! ANSWER ME DATTEBAYO!!" he screamed outraged befopre he was bashed into the ground.
"Hn." Sasuke muttered and poked the motionsless Naruto with his foot.
Kakashi sighed and rubbed his temples. My team is a real winner.. Yay...
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Anko's eyes widened in shock, her mouth fell open. Her arms were covered in goosebumps. She gripped her head in her hands and screamed to the skies: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I had payed for that!!".
Genma shook his head. "Your overreacting, Anko-" he said before he went smashing through a wall.
"HOW. DARE. YOU!!" she shrieked and hugged the poor piece of heaven to her chest. "I was going to eat you, but.." she whispered as tears filled her eyes. "Waaah!" she yelled in despair, clutching her dead treasure tighter.
Genma saw his life pass in front of his eyes in a form of a very silly comedy. He grudginly cursed the heavens for giving Jaraiya the role as him. He didn't even look like the old man!
Anko dried her tears as she silently digged a hole in the ground, carefully and lovingly placing the dirty dango stick in the middle. Then she whispered the fourth prayer, before smothering the dirt over it.
People stopped to watch with sweatdrops as she made a cross of sticks.
Kurenai wrapped her arm around Anko's shoulder and followed her home, trying to cease the bawling of her friend.
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Yuki had manged to actually buy some peaches before she rushed back to Kakashi's apartment- no, their apartment and slammed the door shut.
"Yo." Kakashi saluted.
She screamed in terror and ran past him, throwing the bag of peaches on him when she did. Yuki ran into the bathroom and locked the door. Well, tried to. "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A LOCK ON THIS DOOR?!" she screamed in frustration.
Kakashi opened the door and looked at her like she was a plant. "In case people throw fruit at me for no reason and then attempt to lock themselves in my bathroom." he said sarcasticly and cocked an eyebrow.
Yuki blushed in emberrassment and glared at him. But his eye lured her in and she couldn't look away. The dark grey colour was fascinating, and when she looked closer, he had traces of muddy green near his pupil. It was.. pretty.
While she stared into his eyes, Kakashi had walked up to her, and stood a foot from her. He seemed to notice the distant look in her eyes and grabbed her chin gently.
Yuki snapped out of it and tried to get away from him, but his other hand had sneaked around her lower back, keeping her where she was.
Yuki struggled and growled at him, "What are you doing?" she asked angrily as she scratched his arms.
He didn't even wince as she ripped open his skin, rich blood running down his arms, dripping on the floor, and resting under her nails.
"I'm in love.." he murmured into her ear, causing her to stop abruptly in shock.
"W-what..?" she whispered with wide eyes.
Kakashi's grey eyes softened and he grabbed her right hand and brought it to his face. He carefully put her fingertips at the top of his mask and let her roll it down. Look at me..
Yuki gasped at the sight of his face. "Kirei...(1)" she whispered and placed her hand on his pale cheek.
He leaned into her hand, before sighing and pushing up his hitei-ate, showing his scar.
Yuki couldn't stop staring at his face. How could he hide such a handsome face from the world? Reading those perverted books and complaining of "Prefering the real deal."! If he went outside without a mask he'd get laid in no time!
Kakashi smirked and leaned down slowly.
Yuki blushed deeper by each passing second as he came closer, and closer. Is he going to kiss me? If he does... I won't really mind by now... she thought with a little smile.
Kakashi saw it and pushed her head closer with his hand when-
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!!" Gai boomed as he kicked the bathroom door open. He swirled around and pointed at the pretty pissed Kakashi. "KAKASHI!! MY RIVAL!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!! MY YOUTH AGAINST YOUR COOLNESS" he said with some rather disturbing movements, including some pelvis thrusts.
Yuki gaped at the sight. She had never actually met Maito Gai, just heard him screaming from the neighbouring room and from Anko. He crossed the boundaries of her imaginations, with the bowl cut of YOUTH, the eyebrows of LOVE, the shiny teeth of DOOM, the green spandex suit of STRENGTH and the orange legwarmers of FIRE! She shuddered as he stopped dancing and laid his beady eyes on her.
"BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN! I, THE BEAUTIFUL GREEN BEAST OF KONOHA-" Gai began, hearts flowing out of his eyes, but was cut off by a battle cry from behind him.
"Thousand years of pain!" Kakashi yelled and sent Gai flying, crashing through the bathroom window.
An eerie silence filled the apartment. Yuki stared from the still-crouching Kakashi to the shattered window.
"AS SUSPECTED FROM MY RIVAL!!" came a strangled yell.
Yuki shook her head sadly. Kakashi's apartment was on the ninth floor.
That is all for now.. Damn, Gai ruined the perfect moment! XD I just had to put it there.. It was hilarious to write it. Dynamic entry!
Japanese corner!
(1) Kirei - I believe it means 'beautiful', but I could have written it wrong :D Do not use it yourself, it could be wrong.