Hi people! I don't have a good excuse, or anyone at all so without further ado here's our chapter…! Yay! I'd like to thank all the people who've reviewed or added me to favorites. Eek!! It makes me so happy!!! I thought it would be really mean to make you wait all this time for this really short chapter but I wanted it to end here so you folks get TWO. I'm too nice, aren't I? Haha, not really. Anyway… review!!

"Bella, Bella, Bella SWAN!!" Alice yells in this weird sing-song-y angry voice.

"Yes?!" I yelp.

Alice smoothes back her hair and takes a deep breath. Her voice wavers from what sounds like tension. "I would've thought that after all this time you would've had it in you to-- TO MAKE THAT GO A LITTLE BIT BETTER!!!!!" She huffs. I am plastered against the side of the fountain in fear.

Alice smiles a shaky smile, "If you do not make him dump her we will have little TANYA BOZO JUNIORS RUNNING AROUND HERE!!" She clears her throat, turns on her heel and storms away. What is with those Cullen kids and tempers?

I look to Emmett for an explanation and he mouths, "Jasper Hale is coming to dinner."