It was a cold morning in Konoha. After their rating it was. People was not eating ice cream today, just fanning themself lightly. Many have asked themselves, is Suna hotter than Konoha? Seeing it's a desert and all? Actually, Suna seems warmer because there is no moistoure in the air. Konoha is warmer. But let's get back to the story.. Among the busy streets filled with bright coloured kimono clothed people, was a person dressed in a robe. This person was clinging to a cane. People gave the person space to hump through, fearing whatever was hidden underneith those heavy black robes. It could be anything!

The creature staggered to a halt and it lifted what would be it's head. The hood fell off to reveal that of a young woman. A lot of people gasped in wonder. Such a beautiful face! But the hand that gripped the cane was wrinkled and scarred. Her face was faintly wrinkled around the eyes too, and she had lines on her forehead. But she still was beautiful. Her blue eyes narrowed at the sight of the Hokage Tower. She let out a tired and angry sigh and carried on her way to the building.

People turned their heads after her, but shuddered at her aura. It was.. Unpleasant. Very much like the one Morino Ibiki threw around himself. It was leering, promising of insane conversations and mind abuse. The woman didn't even stop to look around in the fancy limelighted streets, she had her eyes set on the tower. She didn't even turn to walk around people, she kept walking until her aura made them jump out of her way.

Dragi Mori. The insane beast-woman from Yukigakure. Back to Konoha to full-fill a dream:

Meet daughter.

That was the one thought that went on and on and on in her mind.

'Meetdaughtermeetdaughtermeetdaughtermeetdaughtermeetdaughtermeetdaughtermeetdaughter-'

Before the once in a while, single hateful thoughts: 'Damn you, Sandaime!', 'I smell natto!', 'Gyaa!'

Other than that, cricket noises.

The skin around her blue eyes contracted as she reached the door. She glared at the chuunin outside on a chair, who fleed in terror. Mori-sama(1, Yes, I know.) sniggered and punched through the door with a very precise aim.

"Hai, Dragi-san?" sighed Sarutobi as he puffed even deeper at his beloved pipe. She always did this, even when she was sane. Punch his door down or punch a hole big enough for her to crawl through. Very troublesome.

"Jiji." she sniggered with a stoic look on her face. "I'm here for my daughter, Yukina! Where is she? Does she miss me? Can she see me? How are her?(2)" she shooted her questions at him ten times rapid fire, making him fall over in his chair.

"I certainly didn't miss this.." he muttered under his breath as he stood up again with what was left of his dignity. "She's not here, Dragi-san.. She's.. With a man.." he said and put a hand infront of his eyes. Even he, who had survived two ninja wars, couldn't handle to see what was going on infront of him.

Mori-sama(She's egotastical, okay?) froze, before beginning to shake violently. Her face became longer, more beast-like and her eyes orange. Her teeth became fangs, her nails became claws and she uttered one last thing before dissapearing from the office:

"I like natto!"

yoshyoshyoshyoshyoshyoshyoshyoshyosh!

Kakashi stopped on top of a random building. He didn't know why, but the neck in his neck stood out and his arms were covered with goosebumps. He turned his head and looked into the orange eyes of Dragi Mori-sama!

The girlish scream was heard miles away.

Kakashi had indeed been imagining what the horrifying mother of his roomie was, but this went over all of his fantazies: A drooling, human/dog faced person with ragged white hair?

Not exactly what he expected but it would answer his question why Yuki was trying so hard to avoid this.. Thing.

"Kakashi-sensei! I'M NOT WALKING THAT MUTT! YOUR HEAR ME?!" Naruto screamed before setting off.

Kakashi noted in the back of his mind to ask the Hokage for a C-mission. Unless, he wanted Naruto to obtain a severe Cynophobia.

Kakashi turned to stare at the growling dog-woman. Not even Inuzuka Tsume looked like that pissed. If Mori had stayed in Konoha, the Inuzuka would maybe no longer be known as the Dog Clan.

Kakashi smiled and waved at the creature before doing Shinshin no Jutsu out of there.

Sandaime started to drown his sake even before he got the papers about alarming amounts of trees who had been ripped into little pieces by what it seemed to be teeths. He just knew that it wasn't Hyuuga Hinata who had zoned out again and screaming at the tree. And not Kiba letting Akamaru eating it because it frightened his teammate.

Sandaime sighed and reached for his pipe yet again. "I swear people wants me to die from lung cancer!"

Japanese corner!

(1) Seeing it's her point of view, it would be like calling herself 'Master Mori.' Funny, because Mori means death :D Master Death... -Snigger- How lame.. Yeah don't question my explanation, if you don't get it, it's probably meant to be that way.

(2) 'How are her?'. I'm simply putting it that Mori-sama does not correct grammar, very much like myself. She was hated in her former village, much like Gaara.