Hmm.. This has been rewritten. The whole Pervert Championsship will be a oneshot or something instead. Yessmama! Let's get this story on a roll!

Kakashi hid behind a tree, biting his tongue so he wouldn't whimper. That bitch was SCARY! He gripped his kunai tightly as he thoguht about his possiblities. He could always run and hide in Yuki's kimono. Kakashi hit his head back in the tree as nosebleed errupted like a fountaine. Kakashi quickly covered his masked nose with a nervous gasp. Was that a sudden burst of.. Blood lust? Could it be..!

"PERVERT!!" Anko bellowed as she came crashing through the trees.

"God damn, not now!!" Kakashi screamed as he jumped away before Anko could mush him into a bloody puddle of gore.

Anko grinned and turned her head towards him. She raised up straight and flexed her fingers, razor sharp sticks showing between her fingers.

Kakashi sweatdropped. "... You actually sharpened the dango sticks...?"

Anko just grinned: "Shut up and bleed, hentaioooooh!!" she screamed as she flung ten sticks at him at super speed.

Kakashi yelped and bolted through the forest, trying to keep a murderous pace, while dodging the many sticks that came through the air.

"HOLD STILL YOU FILTHY MAGGOT!! IT WON'T HURT A TINY BIT!!" Anko screamed before flinging out a scroll while running. She bit her thumb and streaked blood on top of the scroll, and the scroll vanished in a puff of smoke.

Summoning scroll; Dango Stick Of Doom!! Anko laughed evilly as she threw the 100 inches long, 14 inches diameter dango stick after the screaming ex-ANBU.

Just before the stick was piercing his head, a white flash crashed into the screaming male and forced him the other way.

Anko screamed in dissapointment and stomped the ground, making it crack, and a big tree falling down.

Mori crawled out from the broken branches and frowned. "Mission failed. No vodka." she growled before setting off, trying to find some other way to kill the Copy nin.

Anko teared up, and screamed to the skies. "MY LIIIIQOOOUUUR!! AND I'M OUT OF DANGO TOO!! I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SEX WITH GENMA, FOR FUCKS SAKE!!"

Genma popped out from a random bush with sparkly eyes. "REALLY?! FINALLY I'LL LOSE MY VIRGINITY! AND TO ANKO, HOT DAMN!" he screamed before latching himself onto Anko.

Wether they had sex or not, is unimportant.

(But they didn't. Hahahahahaaaah!)

Kakashi stopped screaming when he was slapped in the face by Yuki. He went crashing through a few trees.

Yuki blinked and looked at her hand. "Oops." she muttered before shrugging it off. She jumped over the where Kakashi laid in a groaning heap and grinned.

She walked over him, one foot on each side of his hips, and bent over, showing a quite generous cleaveage. "Oooh, Kas-kun!" she singed in an overly sweet voice, smiling devishly.Time to make you blush, hot man! I mean old hot man! Argh! Old man! Yuki fought in her mind but saw Kakashi open his eye, and saw it concentrate on the probably blurry image he was seeing. She smirked when his pupils dialated and widened until almost his whole eye was black. "My face is up here, asshole..!" Yuki growled, but smiled nontheless.

Kakashi lifted his head and did something Yuki did not see coming.

He had raised his hand and closed it around her back, and then he had dragged her down.

"What the-" Yuki began but was cut off as she felt a soft fabric caress her lips. She moved her head to the side and her eyes twitched. "If your gonna kiss me spontaniously then plan it better! TAKE OFF YOU MASK!!" she growled and pushed down the object of her hate and kissed him herself.

Kakashi blushed, but not enough for Yuki's taste.

She grinned into the kiss and her finger found the way around his neck, she pushed up the mask and pushed a spot beneath his chin, making Kakashi go limp for a second, panting heavily.

"W-where did you learn.." he trailed off as she pushed it again, making him moan with pleasure. "S-stop..." he muttered as a blush flooded on his face.

Yuki laughed and slid her fingers down his shoulder, caressing his arms, poking his bicep lovingly. "And here I thought you were going to act like a hound.. I must say I'm dissapointed in you.. Kakashi..." Yuki whispered into his ear, nibbling his earlobe before getting off him.

Kakashi laid sprawled on the ground, blushing with swollen lips and a pleasurable throbbing in his neck. He wondered if this was the humiliation the females in Icha icha felt after they had been assaulted by the men..? He wanted to make Yuki feel the same.. He WAS going to act like a hound from now on.

Yuki grinned and fixed her bra through the kimono, making Kakashi drool slightly. She rolled her eyes and shook a hand infront of his face. "Kaka-chan, if you won't stop staring at me very impressive bosom, I'll kill you with it." she said, sounding bored.

Kakashi only nodded and lowered his eyes more.

SLAP!

"Baka!" she hissed at the whimpering heap on the ground. "Can't we just go home now?"

Aww.. She called my apartment "home"! Wait, "we"? Kakashi thought in his dazed mind.

He was dragged through a few bushes on the way home, Yuki cursing her luck all the way.

"Ooy, Yuki-chan! I have to meet my team today!" Kakashi sounded like he was apologizing.

"Oh! Well then," Yuki chuckled, "-see you later, roomie! I was thinking we could go have sex now, but we can't keep those poor kids waiting now can we?" she said and turned to bound away, silently thanking all the gods for team 7.

Kakashi showed up on the hospital, being carried by his team. After a quick check-up, they said he was suffering from extreme blood-loss.