Diary of a Weasel
Dear Sassy-chan,
Today I had such a wonderful day. First, I sent Sasuke this super cute pink top. However, I stained it with coffee that I jacked from Tobi, who didn't need it anyway, and then I wrote on the shirt with sharpie. I imagine that Sasuke is freaking out and burning the shirt to cinders right now. HA HA HA HA. oh, and, I went shopping. Kisame and I found the cutest shirt that said, 'I'M HOT, I'M COOL, AND I'M NOT YOURS MHUA HA HA HA Sux 4 U!' on it. I had to buy it. The whole way home, Kisame was giving me this weird look, and trying to get away. I don't know why though...
Sincerely,
the coolest ninja evah, Itachi Uchiha
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