Diary of a Weasel
Dear Sassy-chan,
I have just decided something. 'Evah' is the most coolest word in the history of coolness. Because it's really really really awesome. Anyway, I'm thinking of storming Orochimarou's base. Why? BECAUSE HE'S ABUSING MY SASSY-CHAN. I mean my brother, and not you, dear Sassy-chan. Even though I LOVE mentally abusing Sasuke, Orochimarou is taking it WAY beyond mental abuse. ughh. I just shuddered, Sassy-chan! My poor innocent, stupid little brother. hm. I don't feel like helping him right now though. Cause it's just not cool to run into things. yep. not cool.
Sincerely,
the UBER-coolest ninja ever, Itachi Uchiha
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Dear Sassy-chan,
I had thee worst nightmere, in the history of nightmeres. I mean, it was soooooooooo not cool. It was beyond not cool.. it was... just... ew. Anyway, in my nightmere, I was in this uber cute raspberry red color top with these uber hot black pants with chains like, everywhere, when all of a sudden, that Orochimarou-weirdo appeared wearing his hideous, and so not cool, purple bow thing. Then he dissappeared, and when I looked into a mirror, I was in the same hideous outfit, with the same hideous face! it was soo not cool. In fact, it sucked. I'm going to go kill something to make me feel better.
Sincerely,
The coolest but most freaked out Ninja EVAH, Itachi Uchiha
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Dear Sassy-chan,
I got over my terrible nightmere that I had the other day. So, I decided to start planning my attack on Sassy-chan's[[my brother not you creepy-ass sensei. But first, I had to try this uber cool new tea-shop to see if it was cool enough for me to go there regularly. It so was. So now, I'll haul my uber-cool self to that uber-cool tea shop for tea.. yep. Anyway, I went there today, and by the time that I got back, it was late. So I'll plan Sassy-chan's [[my brother not you rescue.
Sincerely,
The coolest ninja that goes to the coolest tea-shop ever, Itachi Uchiha