Chapter notes: O.k. hope you enjoy the 3rd chapter of my fanfict my friends, this is where the real AkuRoku starts so be prepared.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom hearts, or anything else that may be mentioned in this chapter that is obviously not an original creation.

Music to listen to while or after reading this chapter:

If You Were Gay- from Avenue Q

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Chapter 3

The Molestation Begins

"Roxas? Roxas?" Sora was waving a hand in front of the boys face. It seems that Roxas had fallen into a trance after hearing his fate.

"Uh, what?"

"Time for you to start your dare!" said Demyx.

"Yeah, Roxie, you get to spend an entire hour in a closet with me, aren't you excited?" Axel mockingly asked.

"Shut up." breathed Roxas as he walked past Axel and made his way to the larger closet in Sora's room.

"O.K. you guys, Riku is gonna time how long your in the closet starting with when we close the door, you'll be in there exactly 60 minutes." explained Sora, and with that Axel and Roxas shuffled into the closet and the door was closed behind them.

"Sooooooo Roxie? Aren't you glad to see me?" asked Axel .

"No, actually." replied Roxas frankly.

"Awww, why not?"

"Because you're an obnoxious freak."

"Do you really think that?" The red head had stopped mocking and was now asking a sincere question.

"Yes."

"Jeez, I didn't know I came off that way." The lanky boys face fell, instantly.

"Well, maybe I judged you a little fast." admitted Roxas reluctantly. For some reason he didn't like seeing Axel sad.

"I agree, let me show you who I really am."

"And how do you plan to do that?"

"Well, since we're stuck in a closet alone for an hour, let's play a game!"

Oh jeez Thought Roxas. He could see that things at least were better then he thought.

"Let's play....ten fingers!"

"Ten fingers?" Roxas remembered the game from years past when he would play it with Hayner when they got bored. The game always led in various strange directions, and he couldn't even imagine where it could go with Axel.

"Yep."

"Err, can't we play something else?"

"Come on Roxie, it will be fun!"

"Fine. I can't remember how to play exactly, though."
"It's not hard, you just hold up your hands, ten fingers in all, then you say something that you've never done, and if the other person has done it then they put one of their fingers down. Whoever has the most fingers left at the end wins." Explained the red head in a rush.

"So, let's start! I'll go first." Decided Axel holding up his hands.

"Sooo, I've never...tried to buy dirty magazines from a gas station."

"I bet you tried to steel them though." said Roxas.

"Me, steal? Why Roxie, I am offended."

"Sure, anyways, no, I never tried to steal magazines from a gas station. My turn to ask."

Roxas sat in the dark closet thinking of something that would surely knock out one of the older boy's fingers.

"I've never, set my house on fire trying to make toast." Roxas watched as one of Axel's fingers slowly bent down.

"Ha! I knew it!"

"Shut up, I was eight and it was my birthday and I was trying to show my mom that I could make my own breakfast!"

Gathering himself a moment later Axel remembered it was his turn.

"O.k. I've never, spent more then three hours in the bath room doing my hair."

"Liar. If you don't spend forever doing your hair then how the hell does it get like that?" Roxas called Axel out on the fact that his hair was bright red with spikes high enough to touch the sky.

"Hey, it's not my fault that I'm just effortlessly this beautiful." said Axel full of himself.

"Yeah, rite. Anyways, finger down." stated Roxas. The game went on much the same until They were both down to one finger.

"O.k. Hmmmm...I've never ran through a field of flaming daisies." Roxas just stared at the red head incredulously.

"No, Axel, neither have I."

"Danm!" exclaimed Axel.

"Ehh, O.K. I've never cried during a movie."

"Finger down." said Axel, thus ending their little game.

"I win." said Roxas.

"Yes, you do, and you know what that means, don't you?"

"No, what does it mean Axel?" asked Roxas almost snidely.

"It means that you get a kiss."

"What?" Before Roxas could shield himself or react the red head was practically on top of him and pressing his lips to Roxas's. The blond was furious at the red head and immediately pushed him off.

"What the hell Axel?! Seriously, what the fuck was that?"

"Jeez, Roxas, it was only a little kiss."

"What? There is no little kiss Axel I'm not your boy friend!" yelled Roxas.

"So? It's not like that means you can't enjoy it."

"Enjoy it? How am I supposed to enjoy a kiss from a person that I don't even like, especially a boy person?"

"Hey, calm down. I-." Axel was cut off when a knock came at the closet door. It opened, revealing the chipper face of Sora.

"Hey guys, is everything O.K.? We thought we heard yelling."

"Uh, yeah, everything's fine." said Axel glancing at Roxas who was in the corner, farthest away glaring at him.

"Oh, that's good. Anyways, you guys can come out now!" Roxas swiftly pushed his way past Sora, getting out of the closet as quickly as possible, leaving Axel in the closet alone, rejected.

Minutes later, all the boys were back in Sora's living room. It was 3 in the morning and they all agreed, much to Sora's dismay, that it was time for sleep. As the boys all laid out their sleeping bags, Roxas couldn't help but notice that Axel had laid out his in the corner farthest away from him. He almost felt...bad for Axel, almost, anyways. Soon all the boys were asleep, with the exception of a tall red head.

Looking around and realizing that he was the only one up, Axel slowly, and stealthily got out of his sleeping bag. He crept through to the other side of the living room to where Roxas laid, sleeping sound. The teen slowly knelt down beside Roxas, and ever so quietly, planted a small kiss on the boys for head and then on his lips.

"Good night Roxie." he whispered.

And with his mission accomplished Axel slowly went back to his sleeping bag and slept soundly through the night.