legindary priestess Chapter 7: ipod, an inuyasha fanfic

I'm sorry I haven't been updating I started school and it's a killer

Anyway here is the next chapter

XxXxX last time xXxXx

"Well I better get going now thank you again"

"Good bye priestess" said the lady bowing

'Good bye" waved kagome as she walked down the street

She was just out side the village when she heard someone call her

"Priestess, priestess please wait"

Kagome turned around and say a young girl around her brother's age

"m-my mum told me to give this to you" the girl pantered when she finally caught up to kagome

"It's the demon cat" said kagome stunned "but I can't accept this"

"No you have to she would probably be dead if it wasn't for you"

"But I can't" said kagome

"I insist" said the girl firmly

XxXxX present time xXxXx

"are you sure you want me to keep it?" questioned kagome

"im positive" said the girl with a smile holding up the cat

"alright thank you' said kagome happily

"Goodbye priestess and good luck" said the girl

"Bye" said kagome waving as he girl ran off

XxXxX with shippo miroku kaede and sango XxXxX

"Are you ready to behave shippo" ask sango kindly

"Yes sango" said shippo miserably

"miroku release shippo" said sango

"…"

"Miroku???" asked sango

Miroku started twitching as if he was restraining him self from doing something

"MIROKU" screamed shippo

"w-what" said miroku quietly

"oh no you want to sing again don't you" said kaede

"Sing?" sad shippo and sango

"Oh well why you were out spying on inuyasha miroku found kagomes bike, on the bike there was a pocket, in that pocket the was a strange technology" said kaede

'kagomes ipod" said miroku happily

"yes kagomes ipod and miroku's listened to it for ages and then it said 'ipod is shutting down for 4 hours to recharge please be patient kagome' (A/N: I no that ipods don't do that but just imagine if it did)

"It's been 3 hours 32 minutes and 6...9 seconds" said miroku twitching

"Wow" said shippo and sango

"She had pictures to there so cool & funny" said miroku and she gets more every 5 hours

"Wow that AMAZING" screamed sango with stars in her eyes

Suddenly miroku raped his arms around the ipod "my ipod' he said protectively

"oh no you don't miroku" said sango launching he self at the ipod in mirokus arms

XxXxX with kikyo & inuyasha XxXxX

"wow that's odd who ever heared of an ipod" said kikyo "do you know what it is inuyasha

"Yeh its some future trash that kagome brought back with her" said inuyasha

"Tell me more about this... Future kagome comes from' asked kikyo

"sure" said inuyasha

and he told her all about kagome how the future has this big huge metal machine that try to kill you how there are tall hard things that eat people at night but spit them out in the morning ( A/N: cars and apartments)

(A/N: the rest of this long chapter is goner be about miroku sango shippo and keade sing songs on kagomes ipod)

"its charged, its charged" said miroku doing a happy dance

"Woohoo" said shippo still held down by the sutra "NOW RELEASE ME DAMMIT" screamed shippo

Miroku took the sutra of shippo

"I bags listening to it first" screamed sango

"No I do!" yelled miroku

"NO me" added shippo

"I no how we can solve this problem

"Miroku the special sutra that I gave you" said kaede happily

" the one that makes thing ten times louder" miroku gasped 'of course

he attached it to the sutra to the ipod speakers

"Suddenly a song started it was loud"

This song is my favourite it's so cool!" said miroku

"SSSSShhhhhhhhh" said everyone else in unison

I'm Sexy
I'm Cute
I'm popular to boot.

I'm bitchin'
Great hair
The boys all love to stare

I'm wanted
I'm hott
I'm everything you're not

I'm pretty
I'm cool
I dominate this school!

Who am I?
Just guess
Guys wanna touch my chest

I'm rockin
I smile
And many think I'm vile

I'm flying
I jump
You can look but don't you hump

I'm danger
I roar
I swear I'm not a whore!

We cheer
we lead
we act like we're on speed

You hate us
Cuz we're beautiful
But we don' like you either!

We're cheerleaders!
We are cheerleaders!
Uh - huh!

"…" everyone just stared at miroku as he sang along to the song

"That was disturbing" said shippo

"ill say" said sango

"…"

"MY TURN" said shippo

Do you like waffles?
-yea we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
-yea we like pancakes!
Do you like French toast?
-yea we like French toast!

Do do do do doot just can't wait to get enough waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
Do do do do doot just can't wait to get enough waffles!

Do you like waffles?
-yea we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
-yea we like pancakes!
Do you like French toast?
-yea we like French toast!

Do do do do doot just can't wait to get enough waffles

"Lol that was cute" said sango" and now its my turn

she looked threw the song list and found the perfect song

hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green
I hope when your in bed with her, you think of me
I would never wish bad things, but I don't wish you well
Could you tell, by the flames that burned your words

I never read your letter
'Cos I knew what you'd say
Give me that Sunday school answer
Try and make it all OK

Does it hurt to know I'll never be there
Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere
It was you, who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew exactly what you would do
And don't say, you simply lost your way
She may believe you but I never will
Never again

If she really knows the truth, she deserves you
A trophy wife, oh how cute
Ignorance is bliss
But when your day comes, and he's through with you
And he'll be through with you
You'll die together but alone

You wrote me in a letter
You couldn't say it right to my face
Give me that Sunday school answer
Repent yourself away

Never again will I hear you
Never again will I miss you
Never again will I fall to you
Never

Never again will I kiss you
Never again will I want to
Never again will I love you
Never

Never again

"Wow that was an awesome song" said miroku

"it is getting late the sun will be here in couple of hours"

"Aye child we should all be getting to sleep" said kaede

and with that they turned out then lights and went to sleep

XxXxX to be continued…XxXxX

Sorry I couldn't resist I promise the next chapter will be long and all about kagome and her new pet midori

I got new readers and I'm very happy about it

And everyone say tank you to me & my cousin because we tried to make this as funny as possible

Alright I don't deserve reviews so ill only need 2 to continue I was goner make it 6 but I took so long to update so yeah

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